Mentally deficient peoples of teh Earth: I own nothing at all. NOT A THING!! Not Zim, not Gaz, not Gir. If you refuse to beleive this, feel free to send me fanmail. then I'll send assassins after you! :Þ
"Okay. I pulled this together... I think it'll pass in the dark." Gaz removed a blue shirt and black pants from her bag. In the red lighting of the lab they looked almost black. A fake plastic badge made it look more realistic.
"I got that at an assembly. They gave them out like they think we're little kids. Ha."
"I got the uniform ready. It was designed for me, but I think it'll fit you. Try not to get it wet, though. It dissolves."
Zim and Gaz walked into different rooms and began to change. Gaz found black gloves and boots. They were a little shiny. Black pants were only a little below her knees so that they wouldn't get caught in the boots. The shirt was a dark red. Three thin lines crossed it horizontally. There were short black sleeves slit up the top. Under that, a pink and black striped sleeve went to a little below the elbow, disappearing into the gloves.
The shirt was a little tight, but other than that, they all fit fine. It was designed for Zim, so that was a little surprising.
She walked back into the main storage room to wait for Zim. A minute later, he came out. The costume really looked real.
"Okay." Zim said. "This little machine here will basicly change skin color, eye color, pretty much whatever you want, for a 24-hour period. It uses dye, not makeup, so it won't come off."
Gaz nodded, and walked toward the egg. With a pneumatic hiss, it opened, a little steam rising out. A little nervously, she stepped in, and is hissed shut behind her.
Zim hit a few buttons on the console. A loading bar appeared. When it was done, the egg opened again. Zim gasped. Gaz looked exactly like an Irken. She had light green skin, and solid purple eyes. Her purple hair was pulled back into a tight ponytail, and two curled antennae protruded toward the back of her head. They were made of wire, but the effect was achieved.
He hit a few more buttons, pre-programming the machine. As Gaz searched through as bag for a mirror, he stepped into the egg. Gaz looked at herself in the mirror. She had to admit the green skin was cool. It was set off a lot by her purple hair and red shirt. She liked the shirt, too. Maybe she'd find one to wear all the time.
She turned around just in time to see Zim jump out of the egg, which was opening a fourth time. He looked exactly like a human. She wondered for a second why he didn't look like that ALL the time. Dib would never have suspected a thing.
He had dark, tanned skin, and blue eyes. Not solid blue, like regular, human blue. His antennae had disappeared, covered by short brown hair.
"How do I look?" He asked, a little self-consciously.
"Like… a human."
"You look like an Irken." Zim walked up to her. "A beautiful Irken." She looked up at him, smiling.
"You look pretty good, too." Zim leaned down, and Gaz realized he was going to kiss her. She smiled and leaned up. She met his lips, and kissed him, wrapping her arms around him. He wrapped his arms around her, too. She had never kissed anyone before, but she still knew a good kisser. And Zim was a good kisser.
"AWWWWWWW!!!! LOOKIT DAT!!"
Gaz squealed, jumping backwards. Her heart was going a million miles an hour. And not just because of the sudden loud noise.
"GIR!" Zim was suddenly very angry. "GIR! You get your ass down here NOW!"
"Aww," Said Gir, dropping down off the ceiling. "You said a bad woooooorrd….."
"YES, I said a bad WORD! And I'm gonna say MORE if you don't SCRAM!! When I have someone over, you need to STAY in your ROOM!!"
"I don't LIIIIIIKE my room."
"Take Pig."
"KEN I HAVE TACOS!?!?!" Zim sighed, and covered his face with his hands.
"Yes. You can have tacos. BUT, only in your room."
"TACOOOOOOO!!!!" Gir's feet burst into flame, and he flew off to… god only KNOWS where Gir goes.
Zim turned back to Gaz, who's heart was beginning to go the regular speed again.
"I'm sorry about that. He's more trouble than he's worth, but I'm kinda attached to him."
"Yeah… I see why." Said Gaz.
"Anyway... want to go now"
"It's still too early. But... I know where there's a haunted house we can go to"
"Yeah. Let's just get out of the lab."
To be continued.