(About the fic: Ther's no real point to this anymore, it's just random stuff they do. I don't really think there's gonna be much of a plot, just a lot of goofyness, and then the end.)
"Oh, hello, Kids." Said Membrane. "I was beginning to think the Zombies got you."
He laughed for no apparent reason. Zim paled, and looked around nervously.
"Well, I'm just working on this antimatter project a little. Now, listen carefully. I think if there's antimatter, there might be antitime. And if I'm right, we're all going to die!"
He laughed again. Without making a sound, the three kids slid around the corner and up the stairs.
"Hey, you guys didn't get any candy!" Dib remarked, unloading his plentiful feast of sugar goodness onto his bed. The bedspread was deep blue, as was most of the furniture in the room. Zim and Gaz shared a look, and reached into their PAKs. They pulled out the 'empty' sacks, and began dumping them onto the floor. Candy poured out onto the black carpet of Dib's room. His eyes got progressively bigger as it covered most of the visible floor. Of course, most of the carpet was covered in old issues of Crop Circle magazines, and old, blurry photos. Dib did not keep his room as neat as it could be.
"What the…. How the heck did you pull that off?"
"Magic!" Said Gaz mysteriously. Zim rolled his eyes.
"I bet." Said Dib.
"I bet too." Said Gaz. "I bet I can eat more candy bars than you."
"I'll take that bet." Said Zim.
"Me, too." Said Dib.
They began separating candy bars from the rest of their candy. Between the three of them, they had close to a hundred.
"I'll trade you a Snickers for a milky way."Said Zim, holding it out to Dib. Dib tossed a Milky Way at him.
"I want to know how you can have so many kinds of candy, and they're all different."
"Not really. It's just different variations of peanuts, caramel, cookies, chocolate, and fluffy chocolate. They have the same base." Dib said.
"You know," Interrupted Gaz, "These would be sooo much better if we microwaved them."
20 seconds later
"Kids, don't overload the microwave, it'll explode and END ALL LIFE ON EARTH!!!"
"Okay, Dad," Dib and Gaz chorused, as Zim stuffed the twentieth bite-sized bar into the microwave. He hit some buttons, and they all crowded around to watch the marshmallow centers expand, spreading chocolate goo all over. This, however, is not exactly what happened.
POP!
Popop!
POPOPOPOPOPOP!
"Aww.. crap." Zim moaned. The sugary bars exploded, coating the entire interior of the microwave in molten chocolate. "We've done it now."
"We didn't end all life on Earth," Gaz remarked.
"Really? You don't say." Dib replied sarcasticly.
Zim opened the door cautiously. Ropes of gooey marshmallow stretched from the door to the microwave.
"Hey, how clean is this thing?" He asked.
Gaz thought. "Pretty. There's always those stupid drones of dad's always flying around de-germing the place." Dib nodded.
"Why do you want to know?" Zim grinned.
"We can still eat this…"
A spatula whisked around the smooth interior of the futuristic microwave got most of the chocolate out. It was then promptly eaten, with much gusto. Not really to his surprise, Zim found Earth's chocolate to be much better than it's pizza.
They left the last smears of cooling chocolate for the drones to clean up, and tramped back upstairs to Dib's room. They grabbed their bags of sugar extract and climbed out his window, and out onto the roof.
The city was dark, so the stars were extra bright. They sparkled and twinkled like diamonds on black velvet. Gaz reached out with her hand, the stars were so close she was sure she could touch one. Of course, she knew the stars were billions of miles away, and much too hot to touch, but this one day, she forgot all that, and reveled in the optical illusion.
Zim lay in the middle, and he saw the stars in a new way. No longer did he think of the planets that circled them, or whether they had been conquered. Today he saw the stars as any Earth monkey would. Far away, something to work toward. He wrapped his gloved hand around Gaz's green one. She squeezed it softly, smiling.
Dib looked at the stars, and saw the things he had found. The multitude of space beings, the bigfoots, and the ghosts. And he realized that whether anyone else believed him or not, he had seen these things. The boy next to him was an alien, no matter what anyone else said or thought. And he realized he no longer cared.
The End. Merry Halloween Thenks to: The Fic Lord for being awesome,and giving me someone to rant to, and QOTSAfreak for writing awesome stories. Can't wait for the next chapters guys!