Author's Notes: Now, if you noticed, in the first chapter, Wade seems to have been kidnapped, right, and then next chapter you see Wade calling Kim and she seems to have forgotten about Wade being gone? Well, that was not a typo. Ron took up most of her brain, so she forgot. Oh, and thanks Monkey Fist, for reviewing. Monkey Fist will have a nicely sized role to play in this ficcie. And, of course, thanks to Magicalgirl, just a random reader, ruleroftheanimeuniverse, and Nobody-Special. Your support lifts me into the clouds!

Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible.

Kim was about to call Wade back to inform him that they needed a ride, when she had an epiphany.

"Agh, I'm such an idiot. That wasn't Wade!"
She slapped herself on the forehead. The day Ron had left Wade seemed to have been kidnapped, so... "You mean that we've been talking to a fake Wade?" Monkey Fist questioned. "It seems to be that way," Kim nodded, and sighed.

"Who can I call in for a ride? Wade's usually the one to do that, and now we also have to find him!" Monkey Fist grimaced. "Does that mean that Shego has truly been...raped, then?"
Kim grimaced, as well. She flipped open her Kimmunicator, and tried to contact Shego.

"Shego?"
She listened for an answer, but got a beep. "Ah, I've locked onto her coordinates, and with that, I can bring up a picture of her...Yep, there we are...Now, I read her body patterns..." Kim sighed. "No, she really was..." She coughed, making it clear that Shego had indeed been raped.

"Now, one more thing; to find Ron. The fake Wade said he couldn't find him."
Kim tweaked her Kimmunicator a bit. "I can't find him either. But the villainess is near Charlottetown. I'll call in a ride." Monkey Fist sighed. "You seem to have forgotten that some people think I am still in the evil business. Just how exactly are you going to get someone who will take us near Charlottetown that won't mind?" Kim frowned. That was a good question.

"Well, we'll cover that later."
"Well, I've heard that more information about that villainess in one of those old books that I went through many to obtain Mystical Monkey power, I—"Kim stopped him. "That's nice, but let's focus on where to get that book, huh?"

They sighed and began thinking hard.

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"Aah!"

Shego groaned and slapped her forehead. "Ron, stop fooling around!" she snapped. "I'm not! This walk on air kick is hard!" he whined. She set a full-force glare on him.

"On the other hand...Let's try something else..."
"Look, let's just go...rob a bank or something, I'm bored," Shego said, plucking her nail file from her leg pouch; she began to file while Ron looked thoughtful. He stood up and stretched.

"Sure, but let's not stray too far from the state, or anything, I'm sore."

He yawned. Shego sighed, and rolled her eyes. "Fine. Let's go to the—"

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"Middleton Tri-City National Bank! I have to withdraw some money to buy that book, wherever it may be." Kim replied after Monkey Fist asked why they going to the bank at a time like this.

"And we have to hurry. The hologram protecting you will wear off really soon." Monkey Fist fidgeted. Kim had surrounded him with a hologram, because she couldn't leave him at her house, and if he went out in broad daylight, it could cause some problems. They quickly hurried in, withdrew a safe amount of money, and just as they exited, the burglar alarm went off, and Kim flipped onto the roof to find Shego and Ron jumping through the skyroof. She dove after them.

"Turn off the green claws, Shego, and Ron, don't even think it!"
Kim snapped, spotting Ron sneaking towards the vaults. Shego smirked. "Well, Kimmie, evil was just too tempting, I'm afraid." Kim narrowed her eyes, and front handspringed right in front of her.

"A rape shouldn't change you from good to evil."
She hissed, and Shego's hands went out. "How did you...THAT'S PERSONAL!" Shego shrieked, and lit her hands up once more. Ron tackled Kim, and the sidekick and the heroine wrestled.

"Kim Possible?"
A voice called from the back of the bank. Kim recognized the voice from a recording taken from her Kimmunicator. "Where's Drakken?" She snarled.

"Touchy, touchy...I will give him back after one little thing...HEY!"
She raised her pointer finger at them, when Drakken came out of nowhere and tackled her. Her finger erupted and surrounded Kim, Ron, Shego, Drakken and Monkey Fist in a bright light, and blinded them.

"AAAAAAAAH!"

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Author's Notes: Did you really think that I'd let you off that easily? Tsk, tsk...Anyway, review! Please and thank you! ::a boom is heard:: SAAAASSHHA! Did the microwave blow something up again because of your carelessness?!?
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