Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or the places in Guatemala where I was born, including Tikal National Park or the Mayan ruins there, just the storyline and my characters.

Author's Note: Thank you so very much for reviewing, Monkey Fist. And, um, Merry Christmas. Do not worry. You will have your body back. Eventually.

::Cackles::

"Therefore, our plan will succeed. Any questions?"
Serpent finished. No one shook their head yes; most of the villains and villainesses had actually managed to stay awake, because the plan was actually quite good.

"Okay then. Now, we should locate Kim Possible…Hey! She's here!"
Kim gulped, and undid the cloaking device.

"Get her! She's up to no good! Get it? Up to no—OW! Okay, lame pun."
Serpent shouted. Shadow shook her head, and shot out a laser from her eyes. Kim dodged it at the last moment, and yelled, "Out, out!" Her friends obeyed, and they rushed for the exit. They were almost there when Keino stepped in front of them. Kim fell back into a fighting stance. Keino threw a punch at Kim, who ducked and did a leg sweep. He fell back on his back, and the "good" group hopped over him and took off into the night; Kim, Ron and Monkey Fist used jetpack backpacks.

"Fire at will!"
A voice shouted below them. Firey missiles launched themselves into the sky and the group dodged, ducked, and swerved to avoid them. They finally cleared the late night clouds, and Kim opened up her Kimmunicator as they hovered in the air.

"We're just over the Mayan ruins. It's 11:05 PM, and the date is December 23, 2004."

She announced. Ron whimpered sadly.

"If we don't hurry up, this Christmas won't be a happy one."
He said unintelligently. Kim rolled her eyes, "We knew that, James Newton!"
"Who's James Newton? A wrestling guy?"
Kim slapped herself on her forehead, and Monkey Fist shook his head.

"Look, from what I recorded and heard, the hideout is somewhere in Tikal National Park, in the ruins deep in the jungle. Almost all of them are, but there are only a few that are alone and not open to tourists, or they just haven't been fully found yet…There are ten. Let's check the one near the west side of the park."
Everyone agreed, and they set off to the Mayan ruins.

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"YOU LET THEM GET AWAY, YOU DUMB IDIOT!!! YOU'RE SUCH A DIM-WITTED LITTLE SIBLING!"
Shouting and screaming awoke Wade, Drakken and Shego at about 11:15 PM that night of December 23, 2004. Serpent was trailing after Shadow, who stormed into the dungeon in a blind rage.

"We almost had Kim Possible! Our cousin is such an idiot! Ugh! I need to get rid of some excess rage and since our plan is happening in about ten hours, I'll get ready!"
Shadow stomped out of the dungeon, and Serpent scurried after her. Her bird seemed frightened, too, and it squeaked as its master stomped more.

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At 6:00 PM on December 24, 2004, they were still flying. It took at least an hour or two to get to each of the ruins and to explore them, and now there were only two left.

"It's Christmas Eve! Ugh! The one on the north next!"
Kim groaned. After a few hours, they were above the Mayan temple/pyramid. It towered above the trees around it. Kim scanned it.

"It's most definitely this one. Let's get inside."
She landed on the top of the pyramid and jumped down to the nearest entrance.

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"INTRUDER!!! THIS IS NOT A MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!"
The three prisoners covered their ears as yet another explosion was heard, and Shadow stomped in. They could practically see the steam billowing from her ears. Serpent was cowering next to her, and the bird was nowhere in sight. Smart bird. Shadow reached inside of her billowing cape (Note: Sorry, um, Shadow is a female, dark brown chesnut hair, a cape and coat that looks like a vampire's, dark, long black boots; Serpent the same except in a male style.) and a beep was heard. The bars cleared, and then another set fell around Wade.

"I only need Drakken and Shego. You, nerd, will stay put."
She snarled at Wade. Wade glared at her, but seemed oddly relieved. Shego and Drakken glared at Shadow, and didn't move. Chains wrapped around their wrists, and Serpent yanked Shego towards him. She looked quite disgusted, and struggled, but was pinned down by Serpent. Drakken was shoved against the wall.

"Ah, this shall be quite a show. Serpent?"
Serpent sneered maliciously (did I spell that right?) at Shego, and…well…did something… pervertish. Shego gasped, and struggled more. Drakken's eyes widened.

"You wouldn't!"
Shadow merely smirked at him.

"I would."
Shego bit her lip. Shadow obviously wanted her brother to do the same harm to her as Drakken did.

"Shadow!"
Kim landed smoothly on the stone floor. Shadow glared at her, and snapped her fingers. Firey forms of henchmen sprang up from the shadows (no pun intended here) and surrounded Kim, Ron and Monkey Fist.

"Serpent! Move!"

She ordered her brother. He was happy to oblige, until Drakken tackled him. Shego stood up shakily, and tried to light her claws again. It didn't work.

"Argh!"
Kim ducked as another blow headed towards her, and shook her—um, Ron's slightly burned hand, blowing on it.

"We can't hurt them physically."
"YOW!"
Monkey Fist stumbled back. Kim sighed.

"I guess that's an agreement. Ron?"
Ron was hopping up and down.

"Burned foot!"
Kim groaned this time. "That's it!" She used her Laser Lipstick to disintigrate the monsters.

Drakken had rolled away from Serpent, who was currently trying to choke Shego. Serpent clutched tighter, tighter and tighter. Poor Drakken was paralyzed as Shego lay on the stone floor, her face getting paler by the second. Finally, he broke the chains, kicked away Serpent, and groaned in pain as Shadow shot at his shoulder. Kim snuck over to Wade's cell and freed him. Serpent and Shadow held claws and a flash of white light filled the chamber.

"The pyramid is going to collapse! Go!"
Ron, Kim, Wade and Monkey Fist dashed out, thinking that the others were out. Shego gasped in air, and sat up. Drakken was on the ground next to her, and he sat up, too. She stood up and raised a claw that had gotten free; both hands/claws were free. Drakken squeezed his eyes shut as her claws sliced through the air towards his neck…

Author's Notes: I'm sorry, but the cliffie was there, it called to me. ::listens:: I heard it again! Anyway, please review! PLEEEEAAASEE! That is all. Sasha? She's busy playing with the ribbon left over from the packages she got.

Sasha: YAAAY! ::giggles::