Yay! Another drabble! Oh, right, I forgot this before. The rating is largely due to my paranoia. I do not own SSBM. Never will.....(cries)
Why You Should Always Knock Before Entering: Reason #2
Link, Zelda, Marth and Roy weren't really doing much of anything the day their lives changed forever. They were innocently wandering the halls, trying to find something, anything, to do. They were bored. This wasn't very unusual for the guys, but Zelda usually had more common sense than them. Usually.
Then they came upon THE DOOR. The door that they were forbidden to go into. The door that, somehow, remained unopened and unwent into, an amazing feat in a house where general chaos and unbridled curiousity reigned.
Slowly, slooooooooooowly, the four Smashers opened the door, and peeked inside. What they saw would give them nightmares for years to come.
Master Hand, Crazy Hand, Bowser, and Ganondorf were playing strip poker. Bowser and Ganondorf were losing badly.
Shrieking, the traumatized four ran away, hoping to get a concussion, get blinded by a nest of wasps, smash their heads against the wall, pay Mewtwo a million dollars, ANYTHING to get the horrible sight out of their heads.