Author Notes: Hello, all you Aladdin fans out there! Just thought I would tell you that this story has been changed from script form. Thats why it sounds so crappy. Well I'll let you be the judge of that. And also remember that this is a parody. A parody written by me O.o So if you hate character bashing and overall chaos and craziness, it's probably best if you just leave right now. No one belongs to me. You know the drill. And now.......... OH AND READ AND REVIEW! And now...

Mozey crept from his place behind the palace corner and inched towards the Princess's chambers where Aladdin was. Mozey held his back to the wall and gave a high pitched giggle.

"Hee hee hee hee". He carefully turned his head to take in the insides of the majestic room before him. He gave another giggle.

"Hee hee hee hee". Mozey spun back around and... glared at the author. "Do I have to keep giggling? And STOP calling me MOZEY!"

"But I'm too LAZY to type your whole name!"

"ARGH!"

FINE! MOZENRATH slowly turned back around and... JUMPED INTO THE ROOM!

"BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!"

Aladdin and Jasmine looked up from their place on a cot in the far left corner.

"... what are you doing here Mozenrath?"

"Yeah", Jasmine agreed. "Isn't it past your bedtime?"

"That's...... not important", he blushed, embarrassed that they knew of his 5:00 curfew. That stupid eel just couldn't keep his mouth shut... "What IS important is that I've finally found a way to defeat you, ALADDIN!" He paused for affect, expecting a cry. A gasp. Anything. But all he got was strange looks.

Aladdin rolled his eyes. "Well hurry up and get it over with". He turned to wink at Jasmine. "Jas and I have plans for tonight".

Mozenrath groaned in disgust. Why weren't they taking his seriously? He was the most powerful sorcerer in the world!

Iago flew in. "Now, I wouldn't go THAT far".

"GREAT, MOZEY!", Aladdin glared at him. "Look what you did! Is privacy too much to ask? Come on, Jasmine! Let's go find carpet!"

Mozenrath ran to block their way. Of course this was stupid considering that he was atleast one hundred sizes smaller than the doorway. Then without haste, he pulled out a weird... gun thingie. "Not so fast, ALADDIN!"

"Now, Mozey". Aladdin shook his head in disaproval. "Violence is not the answer".

Jasmine strolled up and wacked him upside the forehead. "SHAME ON YOU! Now put that away right now!"

"Yes mothe- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!"

Iago began to snicker at his obvious confusion. "HEY! LET'S ALL LAUGH AT MOZENRATH!"

"HA HA HA HA HA!"

"HO HO HO HO HO HO", bounced the Sultan.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA", cackled Mirage.

"EHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHE", Jafar rose from his grave.

"ARGH!", Mozenrath roared. He couldn't take it anymore. It brought back recollections of his childhood days when the children used to tease him about his tutu and pretty, pink slippers. Without a second thought, he pulled the gun's trigger and a flash of blue light pierced through Aladdin's chest.

"Whoa!" He cried his trademark cry before disappearing. There was a long agonizing silence before Jasmine spoke up.

"Mozenrath", she whispered venomously. "What did you do?"

He rolled his eyes. "Oh NOW you wanna take me seriously! Well, no matter", he folded his arms across his small frame, an evil grin spreading over his pale features. "Aladdin is gone and now I will be the ruler of Agrabah! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Not if I can help it", Jasmine countered. "Now WHERE IS HE?!"

He stuck out his tounge. "I'll never teeeee- eeeeell!"

She grabbed him by it and dragged him around the room. He writhed and struggled in intense agony before finally falling to the ground.

"OHHHHHH THE PAIN!" He coughed and then went limp.

"Uh... Jas", Genie appeared out of no where. "I think you over did it".

"Well", breathed Jasmine, proud of her own strength. "We'll just have to find him on our own then, won't we? Genie! Iago! Find carpet! We've got work to do!"

"Oh, c'moooooooon", complained Iago. "Do I HAVE to?"

"Grrrrrrr!"

"YES, MA'AM!"

Jasmine looked up from the balcony. "I'll find you Aladdin".

"Who ya talkin to?" Iago landed on her shoulder.

"I was...", she stuttered in confusion. "I was just trying to sound determined!"

"Yeah, sure... dumbass", he muttered before flying away.