"Huh?" Aladdin asked before looking around to see grasslands everywhere. Suddenly a song began to play out of no where and bobbing his head, he began to hum to it. However, his tune was painfully shrill and offkey running off many rhinos and various other animals in its range. Suddenly an explosion rose up from behind him.

"What the hell?"

BOOM

Turning around, he was met with a mass of animals marching his way. He scolded himself. He should have known. His singing always gave someone an excuse to try and kill him. Jafar. Abis Mal. His mother... The ground pounded as they got even closer.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Aladdin screamed and finally began to run to safety. On his way there, he happened to spot Zazu lying lifelessly upon the grass.

"HELP! I'M IN PAIN!" The bird cried, weakly. Aladdin scowled. He didn't have time for this. "Screw you, bird!"

"HEY!" The author roared. "Get back there!!!"

"Do I have to?"

"GRRRR!"

"Aw", Aladdin mumbled something about stupid authors before addressing Zazu. "You needed help?"

"My wing! It's broken!"

"No problem", Aladdin declared with his heroic voice. "SUPER ALADDIN TO THE RESCUE!" With that, he picked up Zazu and sped all the way up a rock.

"Super... ah... what did you say it was?"

"Aladdin".

"Aladdin, are you sure that you know what you're doing?"

Aladdin sighed, now annoyed with the bird. How dare it question his authority. "Of course I know what I'm doing! Now will you please shut up? I'm the hero- guy here!"

"WATCH OUT!" Zazu screamed.

"Huh? WHOA!" He let out a cry as they bombarded into Rafiki and Simba sending them flying off of the cliff. Aladdin stopped and glanced around nervously during the silence that followed. It was broken abruptly.

"ROAR!"

"ROAR!"

"ROAOOOOOAAAOOR!" The lionesses all growled at him.

"Um... oops", laughed Aladdin. "My bad. I'll just be going-"

"Oh, no you don't", Mufasa spoke up. "You think that you can just kill my first born son and get away with it?"

"Uh", Aladdin paused to think. "Pretty much,yeah".

"ROAR"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He swallowed hard as the lionesses started to surround him.

"LOOK, I can explain", he cried in attempt to defend himself. Remembering Zazu, he grabbed him and held him up to face the lionesses. "I was just trying to save this bird from being stampeded and lost my balance".

"Zazu", Mufasa eyed the bird. "Is this true?"

But before he could recieve a response, Abu popped out of Aladdin's pants and devoured the bird whole. Mufasa gasped along with the rest of the lions. Aladdin just glared at his monkey companion.

"Oh, nice goin, Abu"

"HIPPO!" Abu smiled and lifted his hat up before diving back into Aladdin's pants. Mufasa finally found his voice. "Not only have you murdered my first born son, but you've eaten my major dodo".

"Your major dodo?"

"My major dodo"

"Hey, I'm sorry", he apologized. "And besides, I didn't eat your bird. Abu did!"

"Abu?"

"Yeah!" He looked down at his pants. "ABU! COME OUT OF THERE!"

They all stared at him blankly.

"ABU?!" He stuck his hands inside of his pants, earning him strange looks.

"ABU???!!!" He now stuck his head inside. "COME OUT! COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!"

Suddenly Mufasa took him by his poofy hair with his... claws... dragging him out of his pants. "Are you mocking me?"

"No, sir, I'm just looking for-"

"ENOUGH OF THIS MOCKERY! I BANISH YOU...... TO THE ELEPHANT GRAVEYARD!"

"The elephant graveyard, hm?"Aladdin crossed his arms. "Sounds fun..."

"ARGH!" Mufasa roared and then kicked or pushed (or whatever they do) Aladdin to the elephant graveyard.

"Heheheheh", Mufasa cackled before taking his fez and placing it on his head.

"It looks good on you, sir", exclaimed a random lioness, eager for a line.

"Really?" He asked before winking at his reflection in a nearby puddle of water. "So it does"

Mozenrath stormed into the throne room to see the Sultan sitting atop the royal throne. "HEY, FATSO! GET OFF MY THRONE!"
Jasmine glared at him from her place beside her father. "You DARE to call my father a fatso?"

"Um... ja", he laughed. "And what are you gonna do about it, princess? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

A scorching, red fire lit in her eyes and she started towards him.

"Uh oh"

Genie sighed in relief when he spotted carpet out flying by the fountain. "There you go, buddy!"

"OKAY, I WAS KIDDING!" Mozenrath screamed from the background.

Carpet waved hi at Genie and the bumbling Iago who was now going off at the mouth about who knows what.

"Okay we found the stupid carpet! Now if you don't mind, I got places to be!"

"PRINCESS!" Mozenrath shrieked from the background. "NO! NO HO HO HO HO! PLEASE!"

"Not so fast" Genie took Iago by the beak. "You're coming with us!"

"I don't think so, pal!" Iago shot back.

"Would you rather deal with that?" Genie pointed to the palace.

"NOT THE HAIR! NOOOOOOOOO! NOT MY HAAAAAIIIIIIIIIR!" Mozenrath's cries echoed from the palace.

"Oy", muttered Iago, eying his tail. "Okay, THIS time I'll come!"

"Good bird", Genie crooned, patting Iago's head.

"Yeah", Iago sighed. "Whatever".

After a few more minutes of screaming and agonizing wails, Jasmine stepped out from the palace, Mozey's gun resting in her palm. They could make out Mozey tied to a pole inside of the palace, a gag forced into his mouth.

"Mmmmmmppppppphhhh! Mmmmmmmppppphhhh!"

"What was that?" beamed the author. "MOZEY?!"

"Well", grinned Jasmine, evilly. "That should hold him for a while. C'mon! We don't have much time!" With that, she put the gun on genie.

"Wha?!"

"Relax", she told him. "It won't hurt you". She pulled the trigger on Genie, Iago, and carpet sending them into another dimension. She then turned the gun on herself and she was gone.

Mozenrath finally spit out the gag. "I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE, PRINCEEEEEEEESS! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA- HMPH!"

The Sultan stuffed a cracker in his mouth. "Oh, shut up".