Our hero fell to the ground gasping in exhustion. For he had not eaten in days. Or so it seemed that way...

HEY YOU! GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP! IT'S ONLY BEEN FIVE MINUTES!

"Ugh", he groaned, standing up from the hard, dry land. "Maybe the Elephant Graveyard isn't as fun as it sounds huh, Abu? Abu?"

He waited for a response in silence.

"FINE!" He glared down at his pants. "Just stay in there then!"

"Well, well, well. What have we here?" A smooth yet sinister voice spoke from the shadows.

"Wh- who's there?" Aladdin asked, fearfully, but once again he was greeted with the same still silence.

"Mozenrath? Okay. This isn't funny anymore".

"No", spoke the voice. "It is I, Scar". A dark brown lion stepped out from the darkness.

"Scar?"

"Scar"

"Oh", Aladdin murmured. "So um... Scar... do you know how to get out of this place?"

"Of course"

"Great", Aladdin exclaimed. "Then you can help us".

Scar cocked an eyebrow at him.

"Well, me", Aladdin glared at his pants. "You can help me".

"Leaving so soon? But we want to congratulate you". He motioned towards a mass of hyenas all eying Aladdin greedily.

He gulped. "Congratulate me?"

"Yes! For the death of the King's song!"

"Uh... thanks... I think... but I'd really like to leave now, if that's not a problem"

Scar sighed, disappointed. "I suppose so. It's simple really. Just take that-"

Suddenly Abu popped out of Aladdin's pants and chomped down on Scar's nose.

"ABU! NOOOOO!" Aladdin boomed as he had a thousand times, but it was no use.

"HIPPO", Abu grinned mischievously and lifted his fez up before diving back into Aladdin's pants. Aladdin reached for him, but it was too late.

"ABU!" Realizing that he was too late, he laughed nervously and turned back to Scar. "So... heheheheheheheheh... about those directions..."

"ROAR!" Scar glowered over him, murder in his eyes.

Aladdin sighed. "Here we go again..."

Far, far away, in another dimension...

"And when you're finished painting the walls purple, you can start on the unicorn decor in the royal chambers! And remember, PINK, people!"

Rasoul sneered at his new ruler. "YES! YOUR HIGHNESS!"

Mozenrath giggled in delight as he turned back to the royal hall. "Why XERXES! You look absolutely RAVISHING!"

Xerxes sighed and gave a forced smile as he pranced around in the pink, frilly dress that his master had had made for him. The other eels would never let him live it down......

Mozenrath beamed. "No, really! It brings out your eyes!" He turned back around to see all of the guards staring at him weirdly. "Well, what are you all gawking at? Get to it! Chop! Chop!" He turned to Xerxes. "I'll leave them to you, Xerxes. I turst you know what to do?"

The eel nodded and curtsied. "Yes, master".

"Well, I'll be leaving then. I've got a princess to find!" He pulled the trigger of his new gun. "ACK! ACK! ACK!" He coughed as water sprayed into his face. "ARGH! XERXES, HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH MY GUN COLLECTION AGAIN?!

"Heheheheheheheheheh".

"Stupid eel", he muttered before reaching for another gun.

"ABU! HELP!" Aladdin screamed.

Silence.

"Oh, you suck", he mumbled, ready to tear his pants to pieces. He shrunk into his place in a dark corner as the hyenas all marched around him, exploding in song.

"BE PREPARED!"

"Be prepared for what?" He squeaked.

"For the death of Aladdin!"

"But I'M Aladdin!"

"No Aladdin! No Aladdin! Nyahnyahnyyyyyaaaaaah!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I don't wanna die!!!!"

"Too late", spat Scar as he rubbed his injured nose.

"But it wasn't me!" Aladdin shouted. " IT WAS ABU!"

"Right", Scar laughed whimsically. "Your imaginary friend".

"No! He's in there somewhere! I'm telling you!"

"Anything to save your life. Well too bad. DIE!" And with that, he lunged at him.

"ALADDIN! NO!" A girl's voice came from close by. Aladdin turned to his side.

"Jasmine?"

Distracted, Scar cascaded off of a cliff. "IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

"Jasmine", Aladdin turned to her. "You saved my life"

He gasped when she put the gun in reverse and pointed it at him. "WHOA!"

"Relax. It's just-"

"Oh no you don't princess", came a familair voice.

Aladdin, Jasmine, Genie and Iago all turned around at the same time. "Mozenrath?"

Our well dressed, yet skinny ass villain strolled out to confront them, a wicked smile haunting his features. "I've worked MUCH too hard for this to have you spoil it for me!"

"And I've worked MUCH to hard for my kingdom to have to take it away!" She retaliated.

Everyone stared at her blankly. Mozenrath finally broke the calm.

"Oh, and what have you done but sit on your lazy ass?"

"Uh", started genie. "He may have a point there-"

"Oh, shut up!" I have, haven't I Aladdin?!"

Aladdin just sat there. Maybe if he didn't say anything...

"ALADDIN?!"

"Uh... ofcourse my love!"

She glared at him and he knew that he was in trouble. "You're sleeping on the couch tonight!"

"Aw, maaaaaan......."

Iago, tired of being ignored, decided to go on a talking spree. "WILL YOU SHOOT HIM ALREADY?! I"M MOLTING OUT HERE!"

Jasmine sighed. "Alright! Alright!" She held up the gun.

"Ha", laughed Mozenrath from behind her. "I don't think so". Holding up the other gun, he shot Aladdin.

"Jasmine!" And with that, he was gone.

"Heh! So long, Princess" Mozenrath waved a farewell and then continued back to Agrabah.

"ARGH!" Jasmine vented. "MOZENRATH!"