I've been at my Grandparents all christmas and somehow...this came to be!
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Zelos Got Run Over By a Dragon
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Zelos got run over by a Dragon
Stumblin' about Iselia Christmas Eve.
You can say those dragons are not harmful,
But as for me an' Kratos, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much sake,
the best Mizuho had to sell
It made him more than slightly happy,
And he sung to us the 'Meltokio Silver Bells'
It took us until near midnight
To make him stop the sing and dance
He hiccuped, laughed and yelled 'Hallelujah!'
And suddenly pulled down Lloyd's pants
All- O.O
Zelos got run over by a Dragon
Stumblin' about Iselia Christmas Eve.
You can say those dragons are not harmful,
But as for me an' Kratos, we believe.
He was playing cards with Kratos and Lloyd Irving
While I drank beer and watched them get beat
The poor eternal swordsman was too stupid
To notice the red-haired chosen was cheating
Lloyd - O.O WHAT?!?!
Zelos - Hehhehe ::hic::
I watched as the son and father
Chased Zelos out into the snow and onto his back
That's about the time the dragon got him
Hitting him with a mighty TWACK
HOLY CRAP!
Zelos got run over by a Dragon
Stumblin' about Iselia Christmas Eve.
You can say those dragons are not harmful,
But as for me an' Kratos, we believe.
Now that dragon seemed to damage something vital
For Zelos began to laugh like a maniac
He jumped up, ran away and started chanting
Something about the area below Sheena's back.
We looked for him all around Iselia
We thought it was going to take a week
But we found him laying face down in a snow bank
With Sheena's handprint plastered to his cheek!
Sing it, Sheena!
I'm glad Zelos got run over by a Dragon
Stumblin' about Iselia Christmas Eve.
Because if he didn't have that excuse
I'd do a hell of a lot more then slap him on thecheek!
Kratos - ...That's frightening
Kazaana - O.o Hai. At least she sang it good eh?
Zelos - like a ::hic:: angel!!
Sheena - ::kicks him::
Zelos - ::In the snow:: An eeevil fallen angel x.x
Kazaana - ::sighs:: I shouldn't have gave her a solo...
Sheena - ARE YOU INSULTING MY VOICE!!!?
Kazaana - Ahh! Run away !!!
Raine - ::trips him::
Kazaana - Oof x.x OI! I left you alone this time!
Raine - Yes...but you also left me out!
Kazaana - ...::gets up and runz:: Women! You can't please them!!!
Ha ha! Later! Merry Belated Chrismas, Channakah, Ramadon and all other celebrations!