Christmas Mayhem Chapter 1: Prologue, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Author's Note:

Heya peeps! How you doing? I wanted to write something for the Xmas and so this idea popped up to me: what would happen if Mokuba dragged Seto into the mall to shop for Christmas? Oh let's just not say good…any who…welcome to the first chapter, I'm hoping I finish this story before Christmas if not New Years. Hopefully I will. So prepare for all the mayhem that Seto and Mokuba will go through, and prepare to laugh. ENJOYEE!

Disclaimer: Must I honestly go through this every time I write? You guys should know by now. I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! All I own is this story's plot.

What happens when Mokuba drags Kaiba out to the mall for Christmas shopping? Let's just say, mayhem…

Christmas Mayhem

PrincessChaos

Prologue

Domino Mall

Kaiba groaned as Mokuba dragged him into Domino Mall. He had been forced to go Christmas shopping, after Mokuba had blackmailed him. He was growing more conniving by age since after Kaiba had grown immune to his tears and chibi eyes.

"Oh come on Seto it's not like I'm asking you to jump off a bridge!"

"I rather do that…"

Mokuba frowned.

"Stop acting like a grumpy old man! It'll be fun! You need to go out more and relax!"

"I am not grumpy, neither am I old. I'd rather be on my laptop playing solitary."

"Ya' you are."

"No I am not. And don't say ya' say yes. I don't want you to sound like the mutt."

"Why do you insist on calling Joey a mutt?"

"Because he is one."

Mokuba rolled his eyes.

"Shut up and come on," Mokuba said as he walked into a toy store.

"Don't tell me to shut up!"

Mokuba ignored him and ran to the video game section disappearing through the wave of people. Kaiba rubbed his temples. He hated this holiday with every fiber of his being. Sure he liked spending time with his brother but he hated the fact that people got all worked up over such a stupid holiday. Gee…he was sounding like Scrooge every waking second, minus the fact that he liked spending time with his brother during the holiday. He pushed himself through the crowd.

"Mokuba!"

Dammit! I shouldn't have let him run off by himself! People are always obsessed about kidnapping him! Dammit!

Kaiba growled and he turned his head left and right. Where had Mokuba gone off to?

"Mokuba!?"

He finally spotted a mob of ebony hair.

There you are!

He stomped over to him…

"Mokuba you brat! How many times must I tell you not to run off!?" Kaiba yelled as he grabbed his shoulder. He turned him around.

It was not Mokuba.

"MOMMY!"

Kaiba winced at the volume of the kid's voice. And Kaiba was lost for words. How the hell had he mistaken this kid for Mokuba!? His lost words were returned as he was smacked upside the head by a purse of an angry mother.

"YOU HARRASSER GET AWAY FROM MY SON!" the woman yelled as she kept smacking Kaiba.

"OW! Would you calm down! OW! I wasn't harassing him! OW! I thought he was my brother! OW! WOULD YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN ALREADY!?"

The woman gasped at the sudden outburst of this man, and jumped back. All of a sudden the people around him stopped their chatting and turned to see what the commotion was about…

"There you are Seto!"

Mokuba emerged through the crowd, running up to his older brother.

The people kept staring and Kaiba growled in his throat.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? DO YOU FIND ME DAMN AMUSING!? MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!" Kaiba barked to the crowd of people who turned back to their business, which they were doing so before.

Damn nosy ass people…

"I'm so sorry Kaiba-sama (1)…" the woman who had been smacking Kaiba finally apologized seeing who she had been hitting. Kaiba narrowed his icy eyes…

"Fuck off bitch," he hissed…

The woman gulped as pushed her son, whose ears she had been covering, and herself out of here…

Hopefully none of the children were scarred do to Kaiba's "colorful" language, today.

Kaiba was definitely going to be on the news tomorrow…

Damn paparazzi…

"Come on Seto! We're not done yet!" Mokuba exclaimed as he pulled Kaiba's arm dragging him towards the video section…

Kaiba groaned.

What had he done to be in this hell hole?

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Info:

(1) – Sama. Respectful way of addressing someone with higher authority.

Author's Comments:

I can name a lot of things of the top of my head that Kaiba has done to deserve this. But let's not get into that. Poor Kaiba be mistaken as a damn harasser XD. So what you guys think?

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