Author's Note: I do not own Blink 182 sigh or Invader Zim. This is a song fic of Blink 182's 'ALiens Exist'. It really reminds me of Dib, so I made it into his point of veiw.
Hey Dad There's someone in the lab room
Hope it's not that green kid from above
You tell me of 'real science'
As if my dreams are unreal
That's why I think real sciences are dumb
What if people knew that Zim was Irken
I could leave my lab door open all night
I know the Swollen Eye would say "Don't listen, he's just crazy"
I wish someone would believe that I'm right
Why, all day long,
Can't they tell there's something wrong?
And I know I must be right
They've been wrong since yesterday
I'm not like those guys
I'm not like them
I'm not the biggest skeptic, you don't know me
Been enemies and will be till we die
I got an obsession
Of fear of the invasion
My sister thinks I'm just telling lies, all right
Why, all day long,
Can't they tell there's something wrong?
And I know I must be right
They've been wrong since yesterday
I'm not like those guys
I'm not like them
Zim's dark and scary, they think him ordinary
So they guess it's just my paranoia
And who's my mother, biofather
Why, all day long,
Can't they tell there's something wrong?
And I know I must be right
They've been wrong since yesterday
I'm not like those guys
Or their majestic lies