Christmas Mayhem Chapter One, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Author's Note:

Hey! Welcome to the next chapter. Damn…how I miss script format…now…welcome to the next chapter! Why don't you read and at the end click on the button to send a review (Hint, hint) ENJOYEE!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! All I won is this story's plot! Are you people satisfied now!? (Crosses arms as plots to take over Yu-Gi-Oh…hehe…) (Kidding…)

- T H A N K S - F O R - T H E - R E V I E W S -

To be specific…

To BlackIce (AKA KamikazeHacker) – (Huggles) My friend! You actually read!? Wow. I feel loved… (Sniff) THANKS SO MUCH! (Huggles some more) I'll huggle you some more when I see you…hehe…love ya'!
Kaiba: My sympathy goes out to him…

To Kikoken – Yup you're right someone does need to wash Kaiba's mouth out with soap (Bar of soap appears) Care to do the honors?
Kaiba: Get that thing away from me…
Glad you're enjoying the story! THANKS! Kaiba you should stop squirming, how else can Kiko wash that mouth of yours? (Grins evilly)

To StarWolf4 – That was my favorite part too! Haha…Kaiba mistaken as a harasser. Poor thing…he deserves it!
Kaiba: For your information I am not poor damn you! And what do you mean I deserve it! I do NOT!
PrincessChaos: Ya' we know. But I feel sympathy towards you…and yes you do…
Kaiba: Hmph… (Growls)
Thanks for your review!

To Sasameyuki – Glad you liked it…ehh…I'm hoping since you laughed out loud. Thanks for the review!

Now I introduce you to Chapter One after a long wait! Don't blame me blame the school system and homework! ENJOYEE!

What happens when Mokuba drags Kaiba out to the mall for Christmas shopping? Let's just say, mayhem…

Christmas Mayhem

PrincessChaos

Chapter One

Domino Mall

Kaiba rubbed his aching head, where a bump was slowly starting to reveal itself. It was because of the woman's fault, hitting him over the head with that purse of hers.

What the hell!? Did she carry horseshoes in that purse!?

She was lucky that he wasn't going to charge a lawsuit…

Great…just great I been in the mall for less than half an hour and I have a bump on my head. Fantastic! Grand…peachy…RRR…

Mokuba stopped walking and pressed his face against a glass showcase…

"Whoa…"

"Don't press your face against the glass god knows how many germs are on it. Now what the hell are you so excited about?"

"It's the new Final Fantasy game (1)!"

Kaiba perked an eyebrow…

"Final what?"

"Fantasy…"

"These kind of games rot your brain. Fantasy, that's the last thing we need."

Mokuba frowned.

"It does not! Can I buy it please?"

"I am not getting you that game."

"Fine don't!" Mokuba yelled as he walked into the store, "I'm getting it anyway!"

"With what?"

Mokuba flashed him a platinum credit card. Kaiba's eyes widened that was his! Who? What? Where? When? How? How the hell had Mokuba grabbed it under his nose!

"Mokuba! Give me back my credit card this instant!"

Mokuba blew him a raspberry and ran into the store.

That brat! He is so grounded! How dare he blow me a raspberry!?

Kaiba ran after him inside the store. He spotted Mokuba who had grabbed a copy of the game and was heading towards the cashier…

"Oh no you don't!"

Mokuba turned his head, gulped, and ran for his dear life.

Literally.

"MOKUBA! COME BACK HERE! GIVE ME BACK MY CARD!"

Mokuba, who had not been looking ahead, finally turned his head.

"CRAP! OUT OF THE WAY!"

He almost collided into someone but managed to slide through between the woman's legs.

Kaiba was the unlucky one and managed to run right into the poor woman.

"HAHA! He can't get me—"

Mokuba ran into a pole, falling on the floor with a thud.

Ow…that got to hurt…

Smooth move Mokie…

The credit card and Final Fantasy game slipped out of his grasp and went flying into the air…

Both Kaiba's eyes widened.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY PRECIOUS GAME!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY CARD!!!!!!" Kaiba got smacked on the head with a purse yet again, "OW! WHAT THE HELL!? DO PEOPLE ENJOY HITTING ME!?"

Yup! XD – PrincessChaos

Both the game and card slid on the floor disappearing through the mob of people.

Kaiba panicked.

Sudden images of him looking like the mutt invaded his mind…

He needed to find that card!

"NOOO! THAT WAS THE LAST ONE!"

"Shut up Mokuba! If anybody finds that credit card they can use up all our money! It's your fault we lost it! If we don't find that card we are screwed!"

"Gee thanks a lot Seto…put all the pressure on me…how kind of you."

"Get your butt of the floor and start searching for it!"

Mokuba glared at his brother giving him a, you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me-it's-long-gone look.

"GET ON IT! NOW!"

EEP!

Mokuba stumbled up.

Wow, he never seen his brother look this pissed off, ever.

He gulped.

I better find that card. Then maybe he may let me live…

Let the search…

Begin!

- TO - B E - C O N T I N U E D -

Info:

– Final Fantasy. I don't own Final Fantasy. All I own is a copy of Final Fantasy X! AND I LOVE IT!

Author's Comments:

Poor Mokie! Kaiba is so nuts! Haha! Well for the image that flashed in Kaiba's head was…just imagine Kaiba had Joey's hair do and outfit. That's what he saw. I couldn't resist that! Sorry Joey fans! I love Joey and all but I had to use that! XD

Now the only question is left: Will Mokuba Kaiba find the card or will he need to suffer Seto Kaiba's wrath! Stay tuned!

This story, or any parts of it, is not allowed to be reproduced unless granted permission by me. PrincessChaos.