Finally after a long lack of hyperness streak, I HAVE RETURNED!!!

Crickets: ::chirp….. chirp…..chirp….. chirp::

SHUT UP! I DID NOT FORGET ABOUT THE FIC!

Crickets: ::rapid chirping::

::looks at Hiei being assaulted by Kristen:: STAY AWAY FROM HIM! ::bites you in the arm and burns your sword. Walks to Hiei and hugs him::

Kristen: OW! Now I'm gonna have to get checked for rabies….

Hiei: GET OFF ME!

Be good or you won't get any sweet snow.

Hiei: Fine…. �;

::pats Hiei on head:: Good Jaganshi. ::glares at Kurama then kicks him hard in the shin and rips most of his hair out.::

Hiei: ::chuckles lightly::

Cheryl: I remember this one time…. At band camp, I-

Everyone else: NO MORE BAND CAMP STORIES!!!!!!!

Cheryl: MEEP!

Okay… time to continue the fic….

— "Ok, now I have one question for you fangirls…." I said, looking at the crowd forming around us. "WHO HERE WANTS A HUMAN JIN!!" I shouted. The fangirls all shouted at once with the 'I do! I do!' or 'I want him!' Heck there was even a fanboy there fanboy: WHAT?! It's for my sister…. She's not allowed to come… (sure…. Whatever dude….) —

Before I could give Jin away, one of the heads of BAAF walked up. "I'm sorry, we cannot have this sort of thing in the passageways…. You're blocking everyone off. May I suggest you take this whole thing to a vacant room? There's one right next to the Dealer's Room movie theater you could use."

"Sure. That sounds like fun. COME ON GIRLS! BISHOUNEN AUCTION!!!!" I said, running into the room followed by the giant mob of fangirls and the weird fanboy. With a giant poof bigger than when both Kyo and Yuki Sohma are hugged at the same time by a girl, the empty room was filled with chairs and a stage. There were binoculars on the seats so the bidders would get to zoom in on their possible buy. I walked to the stage; Hiei was being toted in mid-air due to his total shortness. Fangirls swarmed into the room along with a few fanboys. I dragged Jin onto the stage.

"First Bishounen is Jin! For those who actually don't know who he is: He's the Shinobi of the wind, normally has horn on his head, pointy elf ears, and one visible fang. He has a tendency of speaking fast with a thick Irish accent. Bidding starts at about…. 6 Manga!"

"7 Manga!" Shouted Kyle, an Eminem wannabe, standing up and raising his stick number thing.

"10 Manga!" Shouted Emily, also standing and swinging her stick number thing.

"15!"

"40 and a Furuba Box Set!" With that Kyle was shut up.

"Do I hear anything higher than 40? Going once…. Going twice… SOLD TO NUMBER 367!"

Emily jumped up and down and ran up to Jin, she glomped him, walked behind him then climbed onto his shoulders and shifted through his hair.

"What're ya doin' ta me?" He demanded, his wind powers returning.

"Looking for Jinians…." She replied.

"What're Jinians?" He'd ask.

"Little people who live in your hair." She spoke still shifting through his hair, "DARN! There are none." She spoke both enraged and disappointed. "Ah well, you're mine now." She jumped down hugged him tightly; you could hear the bones in his back breaking.

"LET GO'A ME!" Jin shouted before breaking her grasp.

"THERE HE IS!!!" Shouted the rabid Jin fangirls, barging into the room and charging at Jin. Emily would lash out a giant bazooka from hammer space yell "Die!" then fire. All the rabid Jin fangirls there were burned to a crisp and nothing was left of them. She grabbed the very frightened Jin by the arm and walked out, dragging him along. They'd go to an arcade and play Dance Dance Revolution. Jin was still stiff as a statue though, in fear of the bazooka attack.

Meanwhile:

"Bidding for Touya starts now!" I shouted, pulling out Touya from behind the stage. At the mention of his name, many fangirls screamed or swooned.

"DON'T YOU DARE!" Shouted Sarah, storming up to the stage. "He's mine and you know it!" She'd grab Touya by the wrist and drag him out of there. Everyone just stared and the crickets chirped for a few minutes.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy" I spoke, breaking the silence and the chain of the crickets chirping. "Next up is Draco Malfoy! Do I hear any takers?!" And the bidding started, going to very high amounts before Cheryl barged in still riding Sesshomaru. She made him dash to the stage and she used dragged Draco onto Sesshy's back only to have him run into first a wall, then a row of bidders, then another wall, then into a theater room, then finally straight through the closed door! (with a gaint BOOM noise I add)

"Since apparently I CAN'T AUCTION OFF THE BISHOUNEN, I'll give away some, then I'll let all of you fight over the remaining ones….." I sighed then gave Ed, Kakashi, and Shigure to Kiki-sensei.

"NO! I will not let Kakashi be tortured!" Cried out a Kakashi fanboy, no this guy just really likes Kakashi's personality,he doesn't like the whole shounen-ai thing. (I call him Artem, just to torture the real guy I'm referring to you know who you are!. It's fun to torture Artemus --)

"She's had dibs on him for years dude…. Here, you get Naruto and Yusuke." I sighed, hurling the two at him and sending the three out the door in the mouth of a kokuryu, which burned them severly. They were then hospitalized.

"Where's that baka kitsune?" I murmured, looking for the next person I hand a bishie over to. "KISTUNE GET OVER HERE!" I shouted. Kiba dragged up Kristen. I love my white wolfie; he's such a good boy.

"What in all the hells do you want?" Pouted Kristen, "And stop calling me a Kitsune!"

"Fine…. I guess I'll just let Kurama be given to someone else…."

"NOO!!!"

"I was just joking about not giving him to you, oh and here's a Dr. Baretto voo-doo doll for you to torture." I laughed, handing her Kurama, the now bald fox demon human, and the weird little doll resembling the Bio teacher who almost always late to class (and he's supposed to be the teacher! Sometimes the class is stuck waiting for most of the period!)

"Yay!!" Kristen shouted, glomping Kurama.

"Okay, the rest of you, time to fight for bishies!" I spoke, chucking just about every anime Bishounen not auctioned off or given away (excluding Hiei, Kiba, Kyo Sohma, Sephiroth, Vincent, Riku, and Cloud…. They're mine. )

Within moments, the fangirls were tearing each other limb from limb. Coli-dono killed 15 people and walked out with Ryo Bakura. Kono was fuming over getting whacked by Baku's butt in the struggle and the whole being ignored by Coli as she was plotting ways to play with Baku.

"Hey Hiei, you're being good for once. Do you want sweet snow?" I asked the chibi child Hiei. He nodded rapidly. Kurama shouted "NO!" since he knew what happens after sweet snow. I led him to a separate room, "Okay Hiei, all the sweet snow in here is yours to eat, go ahead!" I laughed, letting him loose within a room with over 500 containers of sweet snow. Hiei started eating them up and then…..

Kurama: ::glares at me:: You've doomed us all….

Big deal, Hiei's eaten sweet snow before.

Kurama: Last time he almost burned the city down with the Kokuryus!

So?

Kurama: You don't care, do you?

Not at all…

Kurama: Someone complain about this in a review…. Maybe she'll stop… my hands are tied.

Yep, in a literal meaning see? ::points to the rose whip wrapped around his wrists like green thorny handcuffs::

Kurama: Help…..