For those who are wondering what Sakura, The Furious 4, and Chujitsu look like, here's a group photo of them.
Click here: deviantfantastic/art/Kill-la-Phoenix-Student-Council-926613760
Also, yes, the title is a reference to a song called My Balls by Your Favorite Martian, aka YFM.
The morning after her first day at Honnouji Academy, Ryuko began to wake up from her sleep, while also feeling like the events of what happened the day before were just a dream.
Ryuko: Man, what a batshit crazy dream that was. Mom and Dad transferred me to a new school, I met some crazy bowl-haired girl, started wearing a talking sailor uniform that only me and my sisters and Taka could hear, and I ended up fighting some shorty while wearing a kinky stripper outfit...
Senketsu: I'm afraid that was no dream, Ryuko.
Ryuko's face went cold upon hearing Senketsu's voice, making her realize that everything that happened yesterday really did happen. As she shook her head in shock, Takahashi then walked in while rubbing his eyes.
Takahashi: Yo sis, I just had this crazy dream that...
Takahashi then sees Senketsu, his eyes widening in horror and face going cold, just like Ryuko did.
Takahashi: Yesterday wasn't a dream, was it?
Ryuko: I'm afraid not. I thought the same thing too.
Senketsu: I hope your sisters don't act the same way...
As Ryuko and Takahashi exited her room, he looked at her with a rather serious gaze.
Takahashi: Just so we're clear, you're not going to "display your goods" like yesterday, are ya?
Ryuko: As if I could control that!
Takahashi: (smirking) At least you feel as ashamed as I do. Oh, here comes Sats and Nui...
Ryuko and Takahashi saw their sisters walking towards them, and Nui had a giddy look on her face after the events of yesterday.
Nui: (eyes sparkling) Wow, Ryuko, you really kicked some major ass yesterday! I've still got goosebumps from seeing you out there!
Ryuko: Really? Even with the whole stripper get-up?
Satsuki: I was a bit stunned about that new look myself, but I will admit you certainly struck down that little rapscallion perfectly.
Ryuko: I wonder what happened to him after I stripped that outfit off of him….
Just as she was pondering that thought, their parents were waiting for them at the dining room table.
Soichiro: Well kids, excited for your second day at Honnouji?
Takahashi: Yep. As long as I don't have to see Ryuko in that exhibitionist get up again.
Ryuko: B-Bite me!
Ragyo: You mean Senketsu? (chuckles) I'm afraid that's something you're going to get used to.
Takahashi: (surprised) Wait... what?
Soichiro: A kamui, that's the outfit that we and Mr. Mikisugi gave to Ryuko, is designed to take down the Goku Uniforms of Honnouji Academy's many club presidents.
Nui: Really?
Takahashi: That's cool and all, but does it have to do so while looking all... flashy?
Ragyo: It's a bit complex to explain at the moment, but I can at least tell you that having the synchronized state show off as little skin as possible draws as much power as the body can handle.
Satsuki: Fascinating. A bit perverted, but still fascinating, nonetheless.
Takahashi: And... you made that thing so risqué to fight because...?
Ragyo: I told you already Taka, it's to give Ryuko the maximum amount of power she can handle!
Takahashi: (nodding in disagreement) That...still didn't answer my question!
Soichiro: You'll know soon enough, kiddo. Now you best get a move on. Don't want to be late, do you?
Takahashi again slapped his hands in frustration, and just followed his sisters over to the limo.
Nui: Well, I'd say that explanation was easy to understand! The more revealing Ryuko is, the stronger she is with her outfit!
Takahashi: How in the actual hell does showing more skin help with fighting?!
Ryuko: Calm down Taka! I thought Mom made a lot of sense with that explanation!
Nui: (looking at Senketsu) You know sis, you're kinda like Sailor Moon having a transformation sequence with that outfit!
Takahashi: At least Usagi and the other Sailor Guardians don't prance around with their goodies exposed to the world while in action.
Ryuko: Dude, seriously! How long are you going to bitch about that?
Satsuki: Taka, if you keep doing that at school, everyone we meet could pass you off as some kind of asshole!
Takahashi: Well, excuse me if I have a problem with seeing my own sister's hooters and hooch on partial display for everyone to see!
Soroi: I beg your pardon Lord Takahashi, but what is it you're even referring to with Lady Ryuko's body?
Takahashi: Uh... trust me Soroi. You don't wanna know.
Soroi: Alright then, well we've arrived.
The four siblings that they had now arrived at Honnouji, and got out of the limo. They then saw that Mako was standing there, the girl in awe upon seeing the limo.
Nui: (giggling) Looks like Mako likes what she sees.
Takahashi: I'll bet.
Soroi: You know that girl?
Ryuko: Yeah. She's Mako Mankanshoku.
Nui: Isn't she from the family that helped you yesterday? The ones who came to our house and served us dinner?
Takahashi: The same. And let me just say, those croquettes were amazing!
Satsuki: (chuckles) Oh we know. You had like a pound of them.
Takahashi: Can you blame me?
Ryuko then was the first to get out of the limo, inviting Mako to meet Soroi.
Ryuko: Mako, this is our driver Mitsuzo Soroi!
Mako: (waves) Hi.
Soroi: (smiles) Pleasure, miss.
Satsuki: (getting out of limo) Soroi makes the best tea in the whole world!
Mako: Really? I prefer sweet tea.
Takahashi: Same here!
Once Takahashi and Nui got out, the limo began to pull away, with Mako wanting to follow, until she was restrained by Ryuko.
Mako: Daw, I always want to ride in a limo!
Takahashi: Maybe some other time, Mako. After all, we've got school to get to!
Nui: Hopefully we get to see you kick some major butt again, Ryuko.
Ryuko: Here's hoping, I just have to get used to the new form...
Satsuki: And I'm most certainly you will.
Meanwhile, back at the Student Council office, Sakura was busy sipping her morning cup of coffee, still trying to comprehend the fall of Takaharu the day before.
Sakura: 'How did that girl even get her hands on such a uniform? There is just no possibility!'
Francesco: You feeling alright Princess?
Sakura: I'm fine, Francesco. Just in thought, is all.
Francesco: Oh, is it possibly over the Strength suddenly being stopped?
Sakura: You know me so well. Nevertheless, he's already accomplished his part in Honnouji's rule, and now we can look forward to Hakodate now going against the Hokkaido schools.
Francesco: Ah, you plan to send the Hierophant.
Melinda: Honestly, pasta breath. I wish you would stop using those nicknames.
Suddenly, Wilford came in with a student standing next to her. It was a girl with very long blonde hair tied up in pigtails and shark-like teeth. She wore a uniform with a single star on her chest that had the appearance of a regular tennis uniform, apart from sporting a set of three interchangeable multipurpose lenses on her right eye.
Wilford: I brought Omiko Hakodate as you requested, princess.
Omiko couldn't help but immediately start bowing at Sakura, who simply just kept drinking her coffee.
Omiko: I thank you for gracing me with your presence, Princess Sakura.
Sakura: I appreciate the display Hakodate, but you should know I'm here to tell you something else besides your Hokkaido mission.
Omiko: Don't you worry princess! Me and Master Wilford are really going to show those Northern hicks the power of Honnouji.
Sakura: Yes, but there's more than just that. I'm certain you've heard of the student Ryuko Kiryuin and how she dealt with Takaharu Fukuroda, yes?
Omiko: Of course, princess.
Sakura: So, I'm sending you to deal with her. With your 110,000,000 ball serve, you can surely put her in her place.
Omiko: Agreed, princess. And I'll also take care of troublemakers in my club.
Sakura: If you must. But before you leave, I think it's time we give you an adjustment.
Omiko: (gasps) You mean...
Sakura: Indeed. Oru, you may give her my gift.
A girl then stepped forward. She had raspberry hair in a bun and was clad in a classy uniform with two stars on it. She also had turquoise colored lipstick, violet eye shadow, and magenta fingernails. This was Chujitsu Oru, captain of the school's Sewing Club. And in her hands, she carried a box. Inside was a white dress that had two pointed stars on its center, and a massive skirt with tennis balls inside.
Chujitsu: A Two-Star Goku Uniform, for you to use against the kamui wielding Kiryuin girl.
Omiko was overjoyed at that news, but she made sure to contain herself and keep up her professional look.
Omiko: Thank you, princess. Most gracious of you.
Wilford: (smirking) With you on our side, we're sure to take down Hokkaido, and our control of northern Japan will be complete. Don't fail us.
Omiko: I'll do everything in my power to succeed. The entire Tennis Club shall pull together and redouble its efforts and train even harder for the interleague match!
As she and Wilford headed out with her new Goku Uniform, Chujitsu had an interesting question for her boss.
Chujitsu: Why do you not wear a Goku Uniform, Princess?
Sakura: I have my prized sword, Kizashi. It should be more than sufficient.
Sakura then looked into the carrying case that held said sword and let out a rather thoughtful smirk. Finally, things were starting to get interesting in Honnouji Academy.
Eventually, as the school day came to a close, Mako was following the Kiryuin siblings, hoping they'd give her a ride in Soroi's limo.
Ryuko: (whispering) Guys, it looks like Mako's following us...
Takahashi: I think I know why. (To Mako) Wanna join us for a ride?
Mako's eyes lit in excitement over that and began cheering and squealing in excitement.
Ryuko: Ha! Maybe you can take shotgun.
Mako then let out even louder squeals of joy at that announcement. But she didn't realize that she was being watched in the distance by Omiko and Wilford.
Omiko: Mankanshoku is friends with the Kiryuins?!
Wilford: It appears so. How could we get her attention?
Omiko: Allow me...
Omiko then tossed a bunch of tennis balls into the air then swung her giant racket, sending the balls in Mako's direction. The balls hit right on target, surprising the Kiryuin siblings.
Nui: (wincing) Ooooh.
Takahashi: Shit! Mako, you, ok?!
Mako: I'm alright, just a normal hit in the mouth!
Ryuko: I think we have bigger things to worry about! Okay, whoever it is, what's the big idea?!
Omiko: I'm Omiko Hakodate, captain of the tennis club!
Takahashi: What's the big idea, twin tails?!
Omiko: If you must know, your friend here (points to Mako) failed to show up for practice yesterday.
Takahashi: Failed to show up?! The reason she failed to show up was because that boxing midget held her hostage, you batshit crazy cunt!
Omiko: Ah yes, the failure of Fukuroda at the hands of Ryuko. (pointing lens eye and racket at Ryuko) It's exactly why I'm here for her!
Takahashi: Then you're gonna have to get past me first!
Omiko: Oh, but I never said I would challenge her today.
Omiko then raised her racket, and then hit Takahashi with the same barrage of tennis balls that Mako was hit with.
Ryuko: Taka!
Takahashi: Oh, come on bitch! That's all you got! (gets up) Those tennis balls of yours ain't shit!
Omiko: I'd rather not waste my time with you, boy. I'm gonna save my energy for a little match with Ryuko tomorrow.
Ryuko: A match?
Omiko: That's right! Princess Sakura and Master Wilford saw you take down Fukuroda yesterday with that new kamui of yours, and now they want me to be your next target! Tomorrow morning before school, you'll meet us at the tennis court in the back of the academy, where your kamui will go up against my tennis augmenting Two Star Goku Uniform!
While Ryuko looked a bit shocked at that announcement, Nui however, started letting out geeky squeals of joy.
Nui: Oh wow, this school is now just like Sailor Moon, where Ryuko is battling monsters sent in by a higher power! Now all we need is a Tuxedo Mask type character to save her when she gets in trouble, maybe Taka can fill the bill!
Takahashi: (sweat dropping) I'll pass. Monkey suits aren't my thing.
Ryuko: (looks at Omiko) Well, I say that I accept your challenge!
Omiko: Good. But I suggest you bring your A-game, Ryuko Kiryuin.
Takahashi: Oh, trust me! She's got balls bigger than those cheap ass tennis balls of yours!
Mako: And bigger boobs as well!
Takahashi: Did not need to know that Mako.
Nui: She's not wrong, though.
Omiko just let out a smirk and made her way back with Wilford. Afterwards, the horn of Soroi's limo sounded from behind the Kiryuins and Mako.
Ryuko: Come on Mako, let's go!
Takahashi: Are you sure Ryuko? I think she could use some medical aid, first.
Mako: Don't worry, my daddy can patch me up when we get to his house!
Ryuko just smiled at Mako's attitude, not letting a huge pounding to the head get her knocked out.
Takahashi: If you say so.
And so, everyone hopped into Soroi's limo, with Mako sitting up front, just like Ryuko promised. And Mako really enjoyed the ride, even letting up the sunroof and poking her head out to feel the wind.
Takahashi: (snickers) Oh god. That girl is just like a child.
Ryuko: I hope Mako knows how to guide Soroi to her home...
Takahashi: Relax. I think she knows what she's doing.
Satsuki: (looking out the window) Are you sure? Because I'm not familiar with this part of the slums...
Takahashi looks out the window too and could agree with Satsuki.
Nui: Wait, Ryuko's been through these slums before. So, she may know!
Ryuko: I don't even know where the heck we even are anymore!
That remark made them realize that Mako was personally prolonging the ride because she loved the limo so much.
Ryuko: Mako... you're doing this on purpose.
Takahashi: Just let her have her fun, guys. It's her first time in a limo.
Soroi: Besides, Miss Mako here seems to be enjoying herself.
Satsuki: You...you figured she was just doing detours?
Takahashi: You don't see Soroi complaining, do you?
Ryuko, Satsuki and Nui just nodded in agreement and allowed Mako to enjoy herself.
Soroi: Besides, there's plenty of gas in the tank for a little joyride.
Takahashi: Besides. This could be an opportunity to know the place more.
Ryuko, Satsuki and Nui just nodded in agreement and allowed Mako to enjoy herself. They drove through a number of dilapidated buildings and shops with strange names, like the Poisoned Frog, Dusty's Gym,
Mako: Ooh. There's the Wash Out.
The four siblings saw the place, which was a washeteria and a car wash.
Nui: A laundromat and a car wash? That's new.
Takahashi even took notice of a gentleman's club called Hootchie Mama's, where a couple of attractive girls who clearly worked there were standing and talking to one another. The two girls saw Takahashi and gave him a flirtatious wink, earning a blush from the boy.
Satsuki: Oh dear. Taka, be glad that mother isn't with us, otherwise she would start a fuss.
Ryuko: 'If only he'd act that way towards me when I wore Senketsu.'
Senketsu: (whispering) What's the matter with your brother?
Ryuko: I don't know, you could probably ask him when we get home!
Soon, the limo finally stopped at Mako's house, and she immediately ran up to her front door to tell her family about the ride she just went on.
Mako: Mom, Dad, Mataro, Guts! Guess what I just rode in?
Mako's family then stepped outside and saw the Kiryuin limo parked nearby, with the siblings rolling down the windows and waving at them.
Barazo: A limo? Ooh, swanky.
Mataro: Lucky!
Takahashi: Heya, folks. Sorry we arrived a little late.
Sukuyo: No problem! (waves to the limo) You all have a good rest of your day!
Ryuko: (waves) You too.
Nui: (waves) See you tomorrow, Mako.
Eventually, the group made it back to the Kiryuin Manor, where Ragyo and Soichiro were standing at the entrance worried sick.
Ragyo: Oh, there you kids were! Where have you been?!
Takahashi: We offered to give Mako a ride home, but it turned into a joy ride.
Soichiro giggled in approval of them really growing towards Mako like that. But then he saw Ryuko approach him with a concerned look on her face.
Soichiro: What's up Ryuko?
Ryuko: How much do you know about tennis?
Soichiro: Pardon?
Satsuki: You see, the captain of the tennis club named Omiko Hakodate challenged Ryuko to a tennis match tomorrow.
Takahashi: And Ryuko wants to fight her without using the kamui, so she'll need your help!
Ryuko: (glaring at Takahashi) Seriously Taka? When the fuck did I say I didn't want to use Senketsu?!
Takahashi: During the joy ride.
Ryuko: Bullshit!
Nui: You are such a bad liar, Taka. You just don't want to see Ryuko synchronizing with Senketsu during the match.
Takahashi: And you do?
Satsuki: You never know. Senketsu helped Ryuko defeat that bald boxing boy, it could help her in the match too.
Ryuko: (raises fist towards Takahashi) So why don't you just go ahead and stop bitching about it already!
Instead of trying to break up the argument, Ragyo just laughed at it, feeling proud of how she and Soichiro raised their four children.
Nui: What's so funny Momma?
Ragyo: (smiling) Oh nothing, just admiring how well your father and I raised you kids.
Ryuko: Yeah, that's nice and all, can you and Dad help me with tennis?
Soichiro: Of course. Meet me on the tennis court, and we'll get started.
Ragyo: Actually, while we're at it... (looks to Takahashi) I think you should get acquainted with Senketsu.
Takahashi: What? Why?
Ryuko: You keep complaining on why Senketsu was so revealing when he synched up with me, so I think Senketsu himself can give you a reason as to why.
Satsuki: If this will shut him up, then I'm in.
Nui: Yes, please. It's getting old.
Takahashi: Uh... hello?! My own sister?! Showing heady bits?! Does anyone not see how fucking disgusting that is?!
Ryuko: You know we're not even related by blood, right?!
Takahashi: (scowling) That doesn't matter, God dammit! Blood or not, I don't want to see my own little sister exposing herself like she's a slut!
Nui: (gasps) Oooooooh!
Satsuki: Takahashi Kiryuin!
Ryuko's face lit up in shock for a bit, but then the shock turned into the cocky grin she would display when she had a revenge scheme in mind.
Ryuko: OK! Just for that, you're also cleaning my room!
Takahashi: What?!
Ryuko: I'm going to get changed, and when I'm done, you and Senketsu are going to do some bonding!
As Ryuko stormed off, Takahashi shuddered at the fact he was going to be spending the next few minutes talking to a living sailor uniform.
Takahashi: Great! I get to talk to a talking sailor uniform and get to clean Ryuko's room! Fucking great! Like I don't have anything better to do! Why doesn't anyone understand what I'm feeling?
Noticing his frustrated mood, Ragyo and Soichiro then walked towards Takahashi with their usual warm smile.
Soichiro: I know that Senketsu's transformation is a bit risqué Taka, but there is a reason for it.
Takahashi: (sarcastically) By having many people constantly eye hump her? Yeah. Really good reason.
Ragyo: One more sarcastic remark young man, and you'll be cleaning the dishes for the rest of the week!
Takahashi: Y-yes mother dearest!
Soichiro: It actually has to do with the concept of life fibers. When you access their power, you're in danger of succumbing to them. Direct contact to the skin must be kept to a minimum, and that is what Ryuko and Senketsu's synchronization power is about.
Ragyo: If you want to call it anything, call it genius!
Takahashi: Uh... OK I guess that makes sense. But I just wish I didn't involve having my own sister's goodies partially hanging out.
Ragyo: (giggling) Oh Taka, you don't have to act like a little kid like that! There are lots of people your age who find your sister's breasts fascinating!
Nui: I'm sure you can agree if your internet search history was of any indication.
Takahashi: Excuse me?! What were you doing on my computer?!
Nui: You let me borrow your computer to watch the latest episode of Naruto Shippuden while mine was busted. And I stumbled across a site called Incestflix.
Satsuki: My word. (To Takahashi) And you complain about your own sister having her privates visible to the world?
Takahashi: Hey! Those are actors! Actors, dammit! (To Nui) How did you even find that, anyway?!
Nui: (chuckling) You left a tab open, and I accidentally clicked on it.
Satsuki: Oh my.
Takahashi: OK! You are never borrowing my computer again!
Nui: Good idea. My entertainment of choice doesn't involve lactation and lesbianism.
Satsuki: OK, I think I've heard enough.
Talahashi: Oh, somebody just shoot me in between the fucking eyes!
Ryuko: Seriously? Lactating lesbo porn?! (chuckles) Talk about standards.
The others see Ryuko was back and dressed in a t-shirt with blue jeans.
Takahashi: How much of that did you hear?
Ryuko: All of it.
Takahashi's face literally turned red, and he was tempted to go out and punch Ryuko in the face, but Ragyo cast a sharp glare on him to stop.
Ryuko: Anyhow, Senketsu is in my room. I expect you two to be buddy buddy by the time I get back.
Takahashi: Yeah yeah. And if you tell anybody about this, I'll snap your neck like a damn twig.
Ryuko: If my room is spotless enough, then my lips are sealed.
Takahashi: Fine! You better not have left any of your undergarments laying around!
Takahashi then walked off while Ryuko had a rather smug grin on her face.
Nui: (nudges Ryuko) You're welcome, by the way.
Ryuko: I didn't really need it to be that graphic, but what the hell! (looks at Soichiro) Now dad, I'm ready for those tennis lessons!
Soichiro: Of course. Follow me.
As the group went their separate ways, Ryuko had a grin on her face.
Ryuko: 'Actually, Nui just gave some perfect blackmail material.'
Meanwhile, Takahashi was making his way towards Ryuko's room with a trash bag on hand to clean the mess, but when he opened it, he saw that it was instead rather clean, meaning that Ryuko was trolling him yet again.
However, he did see that Senketsu was on her bed, standing upright like a human would.
Senketsu: Hello, Takahashi.
Takahashi: Hey. I see you're quite comfortable.
Senketsu: Ryuko's bed is rather comforting, certainly better than the clothes hanger she puts me on every night. Also, I managed to do the cleaning for you.
Takahashi: You did all of this? By yourself?
Senketsu: You'd be surprised.
Takahashi: Damn! I guess I like you already! (Sits down) But it looks like we're still stuck in here until she gets back.
Senketsu: Now then... is there anything you'd like to talk about?
Takahashi didn't want to be a bit rude and immediately kick things off with the question of how Senketsu was so revealing, so he decided to start with something more casual.
Takahashi: So, uh... your name means fresh blood, eh?
Senketsu: Yes. Didn't Ryuko already tell you that?
Takahashi: Yeah. I just didn't know how to start this damn conversation off. So, where did you even come? Were you born from a mother and father sailor uniform?
Senketsu: I honestly can't recall much about my past. But I'm pretty sure I wasn't born like humans are. I mean, do you see any reproductive organs on me?
Takahashi: Uh... fair point.
Senketsu: The earliest memory I have is being held by a woman with bright multi-colored hair wearing a white feather dress, and a man with shorter white colored hair covering his left eye and a lab coat.
Takahashi: Wait! That's my parents you're talking about! So... that means... my parents made you.
Senketsu: Is that so? I wonder why they made me...
Takahashi: Don't know. But I've got a feeling we're going to find out soon. And I'm still wondering why Ryuko's transformations are the way they are! I'm just dreading her using you against old shark teeth.
Senketsu: As long as I don't drink too much of Ryuko's blood out of her embarrassment, I'm sure we'll be fine.
Takahashi went wide-eyed upon hearing that last part.
Takahashi: I'm sorry... what was that last part?
Senketsu: Oh, I drink Ryuko's blood in order for us to synchronize. But the problem, her embarrassment towards our synchronized form leads me to drink more blood than I really need from her.
Takahashi was now totally shocked upon hearing that.
Takahashi: You... drink her... please tell me you're joking!
Senketsu: That's exactly how our synchronization works. Does that make you feel uneasy at all?
Takahashi: Uh... just a...
Senketsu: Are you ok?
Takahashi: Yeah... just... just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Senketsu: Do you need a minute?
Takahashi: No. I'm good. The way you work is a little gross, though.
Senketsu: I apologize, but that's how life fiber synchronization works.
Takahashi: I only hope there aren't more of you out there!
Senketsu: I have a feeling that won't be the case. And I take it from that remark, you do not like me and Ryuko's synchronized design?
Takahashi: After hearing how it works, nor really. It's already bad enough that it shows a majority of skin. But seeing it show off my own sister's goodies is just...bleugh!
Senketsu: Um, goodies?
Takahashi: You know... her privates? Her breasts!
Senketsu: Oh. Well, I actually have no say in how me and Ryuko's form looks.
Takahashi: Keep in mind, thats my fucking sister your partnered with!
Senketsu: Hmmm, would you rather I partner with you?
Takahashi: Fuck no! I ain't no fucking crossdresser!
Senketsu: Sorry for asking, I was just thinking that maybe you'd think I would be less revealing on you than with Ryuko!
Takahashi: (crossing arms) That's thoughtful of you, but I would rather take a cyanide pill than wear a uniform that exposes my junk!
Just then, he heard the door knock, and then Ryuko came out, her body obviously working up a sweat thanks to her tennis practice.
Ryuko: Hey. How are things?
Takahashi: Ryuko... why the fuck didn't you tell me that thing drinks your blood?!
Ryuko didn't understand at first, but then she looked at Senketsu and figured it out clearly.
Ryuko: You told him that?
Senketsu: (shrugs) I thought he should know.
Takahashi: It's bad enough that it's already making you look like a hoe but sucking in your blood to activate like a goddamn vampire! What the hell were ma and pop thinking?!
Ryuko: A vampire? That's an odd way of putting it, Taka. But it's clear you haven't really warmed up to Senketsu yet.
Takahashi: Yeah, well neither have you!
Ryuko: Huh?
Takahashi: He told me that he drinks a bit more blood due to how embarrassed you are upon wearing him!
Ryuko's face lit up upon that comment, and she then got on the bed and picked up Senketsu.
Ryuko: OK, maybe this wasn't a good idea!
Takahashi: Oh, you're damn right it wasn't! Ryuko, I don't think you should wear Senketsu anymore.
Ryuko thought over what Takahashi had just said, thinking he made a valid point. But then she remembered how much stronger and more agile she was in her fight against Takaharu. And she was worried that giving him up would leave him at a disadvantage against Omiko.
Ryuko: I'm sorry Taka, but I'm not going to stop wearing Senketsu.
Takahashi: What? Ryuko, did you not hear everything I said?! That's probably why you passed out after you defeated Fukuroda! I'm saying this out of worry! What happens if you pass out again? Or even worse!
Ryuko: News flash, Taka! I'm not a little kid anymore! If I choose to keep Senketsu, then that's my decision!
Takahashi: Ryuko...
Ryuko: Just shut up already! If you don't feel comfortable around Senketsu, then you don't have to say a damn word to him!
Takahashi: Will you just listen to me?!
Ryuko: I think I've heard enough as it is! Just let yourself out!
Takahashi wanted to say more, but he just groaned in defeat.
Takahashi: Fine! If you wanna keel over because of that damn thing sucking the life out of you, then no fucking skin of my God damn back! God, I don't know what mom and pop were thinking when they made that vampiric uniform!
With that said Takahashi stormed out and slammed the door shut.
Ryuko: Asshole!
Senketsu: Ryuko, everything Takahashi was saying was the truth. You fainted yesterday because I drank too much of your blood out of your embarrassment.
Ryuko: I wasn't embarrassed!
Senketsu: You sure? I could taste it in the blood I drank from you.
Ryku: I... but... Ok, fine. I was embarrassed. Happy now?
Senketsu: I am, and we'll need to work on your embarrassment if we're to defeat Omiko tomorrow without you fainting.
Ryuko: Right, right. How do you suppose I could get over it easily?
Senketsu: Maybe think of a blue elephant.
Ryuko: A what?
Satsuki: Ryuko, you know... if you try to think of a blue elephant, and tell yourself not to, you're going to think of it, the best thing you can do is think of something else, like maybe your parents or sisters.
Ryuko turns to see Satsuki.
Ryuko: How long have you been standing there?
Satsuki: Just a minute ago. By the way, that was an impressive serve against Father earlier.
Ryuko: Thanks, but I'm not in the mood right now.
Satsuki: I take it Takahashi hasn't warmed up to Senketsu yet?
Ryuko: Not really. God, why is he even acting like that? He was so nice to me up until I got Senketsu!
Satsuki: He's probably still upset about how revealing Senketsu is.
Ryuko: Of course he is! I just wish he was easier to come across, given his obsessions with revealing girls on the internet...
Satsuki: I think we should just give him some time. I'm sure he'll get used to Senketsu, eventually.
Ryuko: Let's hope so...by the way sis, can you help me out on something?
Satsuki: What is it?
Ryuko: I'm kinda feeling a bit embarrassed to transform with Senketsu. And he said I'll need to get over it before the battle or else he's gonna keep drinking up my blood!
Like Takahashi before, Satsuki was taken aback by the revelation that Senketsu fed on Ryuko's blood to trigger their transformation.
Satsuki: Senketsu does what?
Ryuko: Oh, he feeds off my blood through the glove Mr. Mikisugi gave me.
Satsuki: And you waited until now to inform me of this?
Ryuko: I was worried you would end up turning on me like Taka!
Satsuki: Well, this info is a shock... but I'm willing to look past that fact. Anyway, you need to get over this embarrassment you feel when donning on Senketsu?
Senketsu: If anyone can help Ryuko, it would be you Satsuki, since she looks up to you so much.
Satsuki: I see. Well, I'm sad to say that I don't have any useful advice for your situation.
Senketsu: I told her to think about a blue elephant instead of her body.
Satsuki: About a what now?
Ryuko: I don't even know what he was talking about! But still, I'm glad you're more appreciative of Senketsu.
Satsuki: Of course. I'll be sure to talk to Taka later.
Ryuko then laid down on her bed and contemplated what all she had been discussing with her siblings and Senketsu.
Senketsu: I would ask if you're alright, but that expression you have says it all.
Ryuko: I just don't even know what to do...
The next morning, Ryuko woke up to a feeling of dread and anxiety over her upcoming fight with Omiko.
Ryuko: Well, today's the day. God I feel like I should just stay home today.
Senketsu: Is everything alright Ryuko?
Ryuko: I'm a nervous wreck. I had a dream last night where we transformed, and my entire chest was showing, nipples and all!
Senketsu: Oh. I hope it wasn't the talks you had with Takahashi that made you that way.
Ryuko: It probably is. (clenches fist) Damn you, Taka!
Senketsu: I suggest you not mention it to him, in case he ends up thinking it's his fault.
Ryuko: Yeah, you're probably right. We better go and face the music...
Ryuko then walked down and entered the kitchen, where she saw her siblings waiting for her with excited expressions on Nui and Satsuki's faces.
Nui: Hey Ryuko, excited for the big day? Those skills Daddy taught you will really come in handy!
Ryuko: Uh...y-yeah.
Senketsu: She had a bad dream about her showing her boobs to everyone, probably thanks to you Takahashi.
Ryuko: God dammit, I thought we weren't going to keep that to ourselves!
Senketsu: They seemed a bit concerned for you Ryuko!
Ryuko: But…. but they didn't need to hear that! Also, you said I shouldn't say it in front of Taka because...
Ryuko then stopped herself as she saw that Takahashi had a look of guilt upon hearing that. And Nui and Satsuki noticed too
Nui: Big brother?
Satsuki: Is something the matter?
At that point, Takahashi ended up feeling sympathy towards Senketsu for the very first time.
Takahashi: (slapping forehead) What have I done? Senketsu, I'm sorry I ended up giving Ryuko a hard time, if that's what this is all about.
Ryuko: Takahashi... dude...
Takahashi just said nothing as he got up and made his way outside. The three girls watched on with concern.
Senketsu: Oh... oh boy.
Ryuko: Way to go, blabbermouth.
Just as things were about to turn worse, the horn of Soroi's limo was heard, signaling it was time to go.
Satsuki: Whatever this is, it'll have to wait till we get to school.
Ryuko: Oh man. Well, the sooner this day is over with, the better.
Nui: Come on, maybe Mako can help you!
Ryuko: Hopefully she does.
Ragyo and Soichiro watched on from a window as their children hopped in Soroi's limo and drove off to Honnouji.
Ragyo: I hope Ryuko does well on her little tennis match today. She seemed like she inherited your great tennis skills!
Soichiro: I'm certain she'll ace the match thanks to my training.
Ragyo: (giggling) Nice serving of the tennis pun!
Soichiro: And a good return on yours as well!
Once the limo made it to Honnouji, Mako immediately ran towards it, not seeing Ryuko's jumpier mood.
Mako: Hiya, guys! Today's the day for the match! I'm so... huh?
Mako noticed that Ryuko was a bit jumpy while Takahashi still had his look of guilt and Nui and Satauki both casting worried glances to two.
Mako: Everything alright?
Satsuki: Ryuko just had a tough night, that's all. She said something about being a bit too embarrassed to wear her outfit.
Mako: OK? What about Takahashi?
Takahashi: I don't wanna talk about it, just let me get to Mikisugi!
Takahashi then walked off, the girls watching with worry visible in their faces. But then, he was stopped right in his tracks by Omiko, letting out a fanged grin at him, and her right lens eye zooming at his face.
Omiko: Well, well, we meet again! Did you bring your sassy sister with ya?
Takahashi: Step off, bitch! I'm in no mood for your shit! And neither is Ryuko, so you might as well pack up and head to class!
Omiko: (grinning) I have a better idea, wise guy.
Omiko then whacked Takahashi across the head with her tennis racket, knocking him unconscious.
Omiko: Taking you as hostage should lure her in. And maybe I can adjust that attitude of yours along the way.
Ryuko was expecting now for Omiko to show up and challenge her to the tennis match, but to her and the others surprise, she had not shown up.
Mako: Hmmm, Hakodate should've shown up by now.
Ryuko: Something screwy. I haven't seen Takahashi either.
Just then, she suddenly saw a piece of paper fly by her, eventually landing on her face. She then grabbed the paper and read the contents on it, shaking in anger.
Ryuko: That bitch!
Nui: What is it?
Ryuko: That scheming bitch has Taka hostage! She must have thought I would chicken out, well to hell with that! I'm going all in to save him!
Satsuki: No embarrassment on using Senketsu, right?
Ryuko: I'll try not to, but I'm still unsure!
Mako: You're embarrassed? Then you should go by a mantra my daddy always says when I'm scared to try something new!
Ryuko: (tilting head) What is it?
Satsuki: Why do I have a feeling that she's going to say something strange?
Mako then lifted her hands into the air, with each of her fingers crossed together. As she did, it seemed like she was glowing in a stage light that came out of nowhere.
HALLELUJAH
Mako: Come on Ryuko, get naked!
Ryuko, Nui, and Satsuki: What?!
Mako: Clearly, you're embarrassed at having everyone see your boobs while wearing Senketsu, so you might as well just rip it off now, face the music, and get naked!
The three Kiryuin sisters were just dumbfounded by what Mako had said.
Satsuki: Uh...
Nui: I'm so lost right now.
Ryuko: Get... naked?
Ryuko somehow felt a wave of confidence upon hearing Mako's truly bizarre speech. She wasn't sure how or why, but it really gave her a pep in her step.
Ryuko: For some reason... (smiles) That actually made me feel a whole lot better.
Nui: It did?
Satsuki: How?
Ryuko: I gotta cut off all interference from the outside world and just focus solely on Senketsu!
Satsuki: That... that actually sounds like it could work.
Nui: But we better hurry, who knows what that sharkface is gonna do with Taka!
Ryuko: Sharkface. That's a good nickname for her.
And so, all three siblings marched off to find Omiko, with Mako following them all the way in her own ditzy manner.
Meanwhile, Omiko and her team were firing wave after wave of tennis balls at Takahashi, who was tied to a pole. But Takahashi was defiant despite the assault he was getting.
Takahashi: Come one you twats! Is that all you got?! You bitches must have some bad arms!
Omiko: Not a chance! There's a reason my signature attack is called the 110 Million serve!
Takahashi: Hah! I've suffered worse beatings than this shitty attack!
Omiko: Says the guy who got knocked out by my tennis racket.
Takahashi: (snickers) You know, your words are certainly bigger than your bust size.
Omiko's left eye then changed lens from a green one to a red one and zoomed right on Takahashi's face like a telescope.
Omiko: You're calling me for that? I'll bet you've got some kind of secret obsession with big boobs, considering your mom has some of the biggest I've ever seen!
Takahashi: (taunts) Aw, what's the matter, washboard with twintails? Did I upset you?
As he kept playing it cool against Omiko, Wilford however stood a bit confused at that display.
Wilford: What gives? I thought he hated seeing his sister's kamui on the count of all the cleavage!
Takahashi: At least Sakura has more boobage compared to those mosquito bites of yours. And she's a bit curvier to boot, which I'm not seeing from you, twintails.
Omiko: Consider that your last wisecrack, smart ass! Let him have it, girls!
As the Tennis Club One-Stars began firing their balls directly at Takahashi, his sisters and Mako arrived on the scene.
Omiko: Took you long enough! Your brother here was bragging about how my boobs were too small!
Takahashi: Not my fault, washboard.
Ryuko: Really? Even after you were bitching about my transformation with Senketsu?
Takahashi: I was just trying to piss her off. And I have to say it worked like a charm.
Ryuko: (nodding head) Honestly Taka, sometimes you're just hard to get.
Omiko then turned towards Ryuko and gazed upon Senketsu using her magnifying lens eye.
Omiko: So, this is what defeated Fukuroda? Kinda girly if you ask me!
Ryuko: Just wait until you see him in action! Ready Senketsu?
Senketsu: Whenever you are.
Mako: Remember Ryuko, just get naked!
Takahashi: Wait! Get what?!
Instead of answering that question, Ryuko just tore out the pin on the Seki Tekko, and raised her left fist as it became surrounded by red sparkles.
Ryuko: Life Fiber Synchronize, Kamui Senketsu!
The red sparkles coalesce into a blazing whirlwind, then begin to settle and weave together on Ryuko's body. First, her hair flared up into a more energetic shape than its usual self, flames spiraling across and wrapping around her arms before snapping into black and red skin-tight sleeves with boxy cuffs at the wrists, followed only by a pair of gloves. Her stockings emerge from the legs, ending in connected stiletto heels. A spiked skirt wrapped around her waist, straps darting upward to secure a breast plate which settles on her shoulders- until last of all, two eyes sprout from her collarbone in a V-shaped crest, the right one having Senketsu's eye. Once the sparks have subsided, she stands victorious, thrusts her blade forward, points her other hand to the sky, and plants her legs firmly on the ground in a fighting pose.
As the transformation finished, many of the surrounding students cheered, and some even had nosebleeds, Mako included.
Takahashi: Well, at least she didn't actually strip down. That's something I really don't want to see.
After the applause died out, Omiko and Ryuko took their places on the tennis court, with Wilford serving as the referee.
Wilford: Now that the combatants have taken their place, I shall announce that this will be a one game exhibition match. The first to make it to Match Point wins and will have their outfit confiscated!
Takahashi: Kick her ass, Ryuko.
Mako: Go Ryuko!
Omiko: I hope you're ready to lose, Kiryuin!
Ryuko: The only one losing here is you, piranha face.
Senketsu: Ryuko, it looks like her tennis racket is made out of life fibers. I suggest we use the scissor blade as our racket!
Ryuko: How come?
Senketsu: It's made out of ultra-hardened life fibers, making it more impervious than a regular tennis racket.
Ryuko figured that was a good thing, and she quickly got out some barbed wire and covered the handle of her scissor blade with it, turning it into her own tennis racket.
Omiko: (shocked) What?! That's not in regulation!
Ryuko: Neither is using a massive, barbed tennis racket! Now go ahead and serve!
Omiko: Fine!
Omiko then tossed the ball and served, aiming right for Ryuko's head. But then, Ryuko not only met the serve, but landed it right in between Omiko's breasts, the ones that Takahashi claimed were 'the size of bug bites'.
Takahashi: Bwahahaha! That was awesome!
Once she recovered, Omiko saw Takahashi's fit of laughter and then pointed her racket at him, which then shot a series of life fibers onto his body.
Ryuko: Taka! (to Omiko) You bitch!
With a flash of red colored light, Takahashi soon found his body encased inside a giant tennis ball.
Takahashi: What the fuck?!
And then just as things couldn't get any stranger, he started to levitate up into the air, and then landed right next to Omiko.
Takahashi: God dammit, you twintailed washboard!
Omiko: (grunting) Just for that, we'll be playing the rest of the match with you as the ball!
Takahashi: Fuck you, bitch!
After that comment, Omiko raised the massive tennis ball that was Takahashi, and fired it right at Ryuko. The ball landed directly on Ryuko's face, and to Takahashi's shock, his head landed right in between her
Wilford: 15 All!
Ryuko: Uhh...Wha?!
Takahashi: Fucking Hell!
Seconds later, Takahashi again felt himself being levitated by Omiko into the air.
Takahashi: Oh mannnn!
Ryuko returned the next serve while also making sure to be careful to not hit Takahashi. But the whole experience was making him rather dizzy and nauseous.
Wilford: 30-15!
Takahashi: Somebody just kill me!
Omiko: Karma's a bitch, isn't it?!
Senketsu: Ryuko, we better get him out of the ball! I think Decapitation Mode should work!
Ryuko: Are you crazy?! What if I accidently hurt him, or even worse?!
Senketsu: Just trust me on this, like you're now trusting me being worn by you!
Ryuko thought about that, then saw that Takahashi was pretty beaten. As she watched on, Omiko used this to score another round against Ryuko.
Wilford: 30 All!
Ryuko: Alright. Let's hope this works.
Grabbing on to the tip of the blade, the top part popped open like a switchblade, just as Omiko prepared to serve Takahashi again. As Takahashi was flying towards her, Ryuko swung and destroyed the ball while also freeing her brother in the process, he then fell face first onto the ground.
Ryuko: Taka! Taka, you ok dude?
Takahashi would've said he was okay, but to his shock, he landed right below Ryuko's crotch, giving him a good view of her visible flower of fertility.
Takahashi: Buttermilk biscuits... (passes out)
Ryuko then picked up Takahashi's body, handed it to her sisters, and then pointed the jagged end of this scissor blade at Omiko.
Ryuko: Looks like it's almost Match Point for me!
Omiko: (grinning) Don't count me out just yet.
Omiko then set her racket ablaze in flames, and then got out a tennis ball that also became coated in fire. Ryuko freaked out over this sudden change of course, so much so that she missed the ball.
Wilford: 30-40!
Omiko: Looks like we're now neck and neck.
Senketsu: Ryuko, if you still wanna beat her, you should study her ball hitting patterns and seize on an opening.
Ryuko: What do you mean?
Senketsu: Just watch how she throws the ball and strikes it just before she expects it to hit your body!
Ryuko: (groans) Fine.
Omiko then took out another of her flaming tennis balls, waved her arm twice, and then served it towards Ryuko.
Ryuko then took a deep breath, shut her eyes, and swung. When she opened it, she saw that Omiko was hit, and the flames were spreading to her skirt and the tennis balls underneath it.
Omiko: Ah! Oh god!
Senketsu: Alright! Now's the chance to perform Sen-i-Soshitsu and strip her of her Goku Uniform!
Ryuko: (smirks) Right.
Wilford watched as his pupil fell to the ground, trying to put out her own flames, but then he saw that Ryuko was charging towards her with the scissor blade's tip. Ryuko then swung her scissor blade to send Omiko flying into the air before performing the final move, destroying Omiko's uniform entirely while the audience cheered.
Ryuko: Finishing move, Sen-i-Soshitsu!
As Ryuko stayed in her finishing pose, a few small slivers of glowing red string then flew towards her. These strings were then inserted into Senketsu with a vacuum like noise, and once inside, her body gained a pinkish-red glow.
Mako: You did it! You did it!
Nui: Woohoo!
Satsuki: Truly impressive, Ryuko. Astonishing.
Meanwhile, Omiko fell next to Wilford's feet, and once she got up, he had an unamused look on her face.
Omiko: (cowering in fear) Master Wilford?
Wilford: What? There is nothing you can say to make up for your failure.
Sakura: Let me handle things, Silverman.
Wilford looks to see that Sakura was beside him, bowing before the swordsman, who then stood aside to let her break the bad news to Omiko.
Sakura: A shame that it had to come to this, Hakodate. But it was your overconfidence against the Kiryuins that cost you the match. Along with your obsession towards the boy.
Omiko was silent, ashamed of her loss. She even had tears in her eyes as she was too ashamed to look at Sakura.
Omiko: I'm so sorry, princess Sakura.
Sakura: Spare me the apologies. Gatomo and his Sumo Club will be taking your place in the Hokkaido raid.
Omiko just hung her head in shame, knowing that everything she had worked for was now gone.
Takahashi: Hold on, chica.
Sakura, Omiko, Sakura, and everybody else present looked to see that Takahashi walk towards the trio, back from his fainting spell from before.
Wilford: You best stay out of this, Kiryuin!
Takahashi just paid him no attention as he stood next to Omiko and looked at Sakura.
Takahashi: Now listen up, Sakura. I can understand that you're upset about Omiko's failure. But don't you think she's suffered enough today?
Ryuko: What the Hell?
Sakura: What is he doing?
Sakura was silent upon hearing Takahashi's rant.
Wilford: After what had transpired, you're giving an enemy that you have defeated some semblance of pity?
Takahashi: I know how odd that is, but I'm a guy who believes in second chances.
Omiko was stunned and silent upon hearing that.
Takahashi: So, if anything, I think she should be back down to One-Star status, but have her club not disbanded.
Wilford: Now see here you...
Sakura: Stand down.
Wilford: Bu... princess...
Sakura: I said stand down.
Wilford said nothing, and just bows in response.
Sakura: Before I make my decision, please tell me, why would you side with an enemy who kidnapped you and attacked your sister?
Ryuko: She's right on that, Taka!
Takahashi: Yes, I know that. But like I said, I'm somebody who believes in second chances.
Omiko was still silent as she listened to Takahashi's speech.
Wilford: You are not the rule maker here, you bumbling four-eyed fool!
Sakura: Alright, Takahashi. I'm willing to comply. On one condition that is.
Takahashi: Name it.
Sakura then pulls out her sword and draws it from her scabbard. Everyone looked on and saw that it was quite an unusual type of blade.
Satsuki: Is that…. a ninjato?
Sakura: It is. This is my personal sword, named Kizashi. (looks at Takahashi) And as for you, I want you to beat me in a little sparring match with this blade. Do so, and I'll put your terms into consideration. But if not, then not only will Omiko not get such mercy, but you will also be expelled from Honnoujni Academy.
Ryuko: What?!
Nui: Big brother, just back down!
Takahashi: Alright, you're on!
Wilford: Oh, you just dug up your own grave.
Omiko was taken aback that the enemy was siding with her, and even fighting on her behalf.
Sakura: You do realize you are without a Kamui, do you not?
Takahashi: Look who's talking. And Kamui or not, I think I can ace this.
Ryuko: Dude! What the hell are you trying to pull?!
Sakura: You are unarmed! What can you ever hope to accomplish in this endeavor?
Takahashi: Why don't you come to me and find out?
Sakura then charged at Takahashi, her sword ready to strike.
Mako: Oh God! (covers her eyes) I can't watch!
Just as Sakura was about to strike, Takahashi dodged, the blade only cut a small portion of his hair.
Takahashi: Nice shot.
Takahashi then went from under Sakura and was now behind her.
Takahashi: But not good enough.
Then, Takahashi then pinched certain pressure points on Sakura, making her fall to the ground. She was conscious, but she couldn't move her entire body.
Wilford: Princess!
The other Furious Four members were on higher ground, truly dumbstruck by what they've just seen.
Melinda: Did you just see that?
Bruce: Indeed.
Even Mako and the Kiryuin sisters were shocked, as they knew that he was making quite a huge gamble.
Ryuko: No way!
Satsuki: How in the...
Takahashi looked over Sakura, crossing his arms with a smug grin on his face.
Wilford: You... I'll tear you apart!
Sakura: Stand down!
Takahashi: How's that?
Sakura just said nothing as for some reason, her face was red with a blush and her heart raced.
Sakura: 'What... What is this feeling?'
Takahashi: So? Does Omiko get another chance?
Sakura blinked rapidly, getting herself back into reality.
Sakura: Oh. Uh... yes. Indeed. (looks to Sakura) As promised, you'll keep your club and will be reverted back to your One-Star status.
Takahashi: And...?
Sakura: And what?
Takahashi: The Hokkaido tournament? Clearly, she and her team worked their asses off for that.
Wilford: That was not a part of your agreement!
Takahashi: It is now, Sir Loser-lot!
Sakura: Very well then. Consider it done.
Omiko was stunned yet overjoyed by hearing that.
Takahashi then pinched the same pressure point on Sakura's shoulder, allowing the girl to move again.
Satsuki: Taka, since when can you do that?!
Takahashi: Pop taught me that trick on my sixteenth birthday.
Ryuko: He did?
Ryuko: (smirks) I better ask him myself then, because it could really come in handy!
Takahashi: I don't think that would be a good idea, he doesn't really want it to be overplayed.
Mako: Oh god! We're gonna be late for class!
Takahashi: Then we better haul ass!
As the four Kiryuin siblings and Mako ran to their class, Sakura just stood and watched them.
Wilford: I cannot believe that ruffian.
Wilford: Why must he be such a pushover?
Wilford then sees that Sakura was just watching the Kiryuins.
Wilford: Princess?
Sakura: Oh, what is it, Silverman? I was just thinking to myself.
Wilford: I was asking why he was... are you alright princess? Your face is a little red.
Sakura raised her sword to examine her reflection on the blade, noticing a blush.
Sakura: Oh. I'm fine, Silverman. It's probably just the heat getting to me.
Sakura then walked back to the office, with Wilford soon following her without any more questions. The Kiryuin siblings had really gotten her attention, but now it was Takahashi who she really had her eyes on.