PART THIRTEEN

The door soon opened.

"Yea?" A crabby Chris Jericho asked.

"Hey Chris. Is Jeff in there?" Sage asked. Chris let her in. Soon after he flopped back onto his bed and pulled the covers onto himself. "Uh, Chris don't you think you should be getting up? Being that it is 1pm and all." Sage smirked.

"WHAT!?!?!?!" Chris screamed as he ran into the washroom after grabbing clothes to change into. He quickly changed and realized that he didn't pack his things. He quickly threw his belongings into his suitcase, slipped on a pair of running shoes before running to the door. He gave his good-byes and left.

"When do ya think he'll realise you lied?" Jeff asked.

"Hmmm, I'd say after he goes to Rob's room. I can't wait until he notices people staring at him and he then notices it's because he's wearing women's clothes and shoes as well as the fact that his hair is hot pink with neon green streaks." Sage laughed.

"He's gunna be sooo pissed at you. I mean it's only 10am and by the time we got to bed it was like after 4 so he got a max of six hours of sleep." Jeff smirked.

"Ahh, but you were my partner in crime." Sage smirked right back.

"Oh, yea I forgot about that." Jeff laughed.

"If ya don't mind I'd like to get going soon. Ya know before Jericho tries to retalliate." Sage smirked. But, alas it was too late. Chris Jericho chose that moment to barge into the room.

"You little..."

"Ah, ah, ah, choose your words wisely Chrissy." Sage smirked.

"How dare you!" Chris exclaimed. Sage just laughed. Just then there was a knock at the door.

"Oh, the final part of my plan is here!" Sage exclaimed. Sage jumped up to open the door as Jeff blocked the entrance to the washroom. Sage opened the door to reveal the close to the entire Raw roster. Well maybe that was not exactly the truth. It was only the few wrestlers that saw her in her undies. They all crammed into the room to get a look at this. Chris turned a bright shade of red.

"Oh Chrissy." Sage called. Jericho turned around and as soon as he did there were a few clicks and flashes. Chris then saw the camera. He went to grab it but Sage tossed it to Jeff as planned and he was out the door in a matter of seconds. "Ok guys, enoughs enough." Sage smiled as she shooed everyone out of the room.

"Why did you do this?" Chris asked.

"It's called payback Chris. Learn it. Live it. Love it." Sage smiled.

"I still don't get how I'm in women's stuff." Chris said as he entered the washroom. "AHHHHHH!!!!!" Chris screamed.

'I guess he didn't know about the hair.' Sage thought.

"What the hell is this?!?!?!" Chris exclaimed holding his once precious blonde locks.

"Uh, yea. I thought you already saw that." Sage said.

"No, I did not fucking see my pink and green hair!" Chris exclaimed as he frantically searched for his shampoo. "This is temporary right?!?!?" Chris asked.

"Umm.. maybe..." Sage said. 'If I had only read those bottles Jeff gave me...' she thought.

"What do you mean maybe?" Chris asked.

"Uh.. well.. I didn't exactly read the bottles..." Sage half smiled.

"What if it don't come out by Monday?!?!" Chris screeched. "How am I gunna explain it to Vince?" He asked to no one in particular as he started to pace the room.

"I'm sure he didn't give me permanent dye." Sage said aloud before realizing she had actually said it aloud.

"He?" Chris questioned.

"Uh, umm... I have no clue what you're talking about." Sage said as she backed up about to run for the door. She hit the bed and fell onto it.

"Tell me." Chris said as he began to tickle Sage.

"Chris stop!" Sage said laughing uncontrollably.

"No until you tell me."

"STOP!"

"Nah." Chris said as he continuied tickling.

"You're gunna make me pee my pants!" Sage exclaimed out of breath.

"So?"

"Ok, fine I give." Sage said as Chris stopped and she gasped for breath, "Jeff."

"Oh that little assclown is history." Jericho told himself.

"Fine, just don't tell him I told you." Sage said as she left Jeff and Chris' room and went to her own.