::::::8 Simple Rules for dating my sister::::::::

Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King or any of the characters related to it. I only own the plot. This is inspired from the TV series 8 simple Rules for dating my teenage daughter but with a twist because it is set on the Shaman king world.

Ren finally told what he really felt for Pirika and everyone was just shocked especially Horohoro. He never liked Ren for his sister, though he was his friend. And so when Ren came to their house one day, he thought that he must make his point clear about the Chinese Shaman's intention for his only sister.

"Okay Ren listen to me! There are 8 rules that you must follow obediently if you want me to agree with you two being together." Horohoro declared as Pirika and Ren watched looking amused. "Is he really serious?" Ren asked, smirking. "He thought about that all night." Pirika shared. "Hey listen to me!" The rules are as follows:

Ren should only court inside the house!

All edible gifts should end up with Horohoro. ("You glutton!" Ren shouted, "Hey I make the rules!" Horohoro shouted then looked back at his list once more.)

Ren should never talk to Pirika when Horohoro is not in the house.

There should be one inch of gap between Ren and Pirika.

Pirika has a curfew of 8:00 PM and every time they have a date, they should also treat Horohoro or if not they should at least have something for him when Pirika goes home.

Strictly no intimate eye-to-eye contact, holding hands or any lovey dovey stuff if Horohoro is not informed.

All of their love letters, phone calls and text messages should pass through his inspection first.

Finally HIS RULES SHOULD NOT BE BROKEN!

"That's all." Horohoro said looking innocent, as Pirika and Ren were just agape. "Are you kidding?" Ren shouted. "Oniichan that's stupid!" Pirika added. "That's not stupid. It's for your own good." Horohoro shouted. Ren and Horohoro were almost going to start an unofficial Shaman Fight when somebody knocked at the door. They both halted while Pirika looked at the door. It was Tamao, and she was bringing a basket of cookies for Horohoro. "Tamao!" Horohoro shouted at once pushing Pirika aside and escorting the pink-haired girl in. Good thing Ren caught Pirika or she would've slipped and hurt herself.

"Your brother is really stupid. Only a lunatic would come up with these rules." Ren said as he and Pirika started to hear weird eating noises from the kitchen. "I know but I think he just want to protect me." Pirika said, still thinking about her brother. "But do you really think I'd hurt you?" Ren said looking deeply in Pirika's eyes. The girl then blushed as she laid her head on his chest. "No. I know you love me." Then with that Ren hugged the Ainu.

"REN! RULE NUMBERS 4 AND 6!" Horohoro shouted. "Shut up!" Ren shouted as Pirika giggled. "I wish Yoh's grandmother also gives your brother these rules." "Don't speak like that she's still my brother." Pirika said. "Okay, since you put it that way." Ren said and with that he started to lean forward to Pirika as if he's going to kiss him. But Horohoro suddenly went out of the kitchen and saw what they were about to do. Horohoor acted quickly pulling Pirika away and so Ren kissed only the air.

"I hate you Horohoro." Ren said. "Rule number 8… sorry Ren." Horohoro teasingly said. "Oniichan." "Don't worry Pirika I'll take back those rules when you get older or when Ren proves himself worthy."

Don't worry though I think Ren could surpass those nasty rules that Horohoro set up… we all know that he really loves Pirika.

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This is just a short fic that I dedicate to all RenxPiri fans. It's just short but I think its kind a cute. What do you say? Pease Review and thanks for reading!