A/N: Just a simple story about Wesley being a git and Dawn making him pay for it. Where i got the idea for this story...well it's actually quite interesting but it takes too long to explain so just read the story and REVIEW!!!
My Pie!
Spike sighed as he placed the book he had been looking at on the table. He could hear Dawn screaming at someone in another room. He slowly got up as he decided that he should probably find out what it was all about.
"Leave me alone, I hate you!" Dawn screamed at Wesley as she stormed into the living room with him close behind.
"Not until you tell me what I did wrong!" he yelled back with a hint of frustration in his British voice.
"You know perfectly well what you did wrong," she exclaimed angrily at him before huffing loudly and flopping into a chair.
Spike walked in to hear her latest statement to the 'British ex-watcher that constantly had a pole up his ass' that The Nibblet had called him on a numerous amount of occasions.
"What did you do this time?" Spike asked him as he watched Dawn glare at the man with all the anger she could muster.
"I don't know," he replied clueless. "All I was doing was eating a pie for lunch when she came in took one look at me and went off her brain."
Dawn immediately sat up seething. "You want to know what you did wrong? I'll tell you what you did wrong you thieving little maggot! YOU ATE MY PIE!!!" she yelled screeching the last bit.
"How was I meant to know that it was your pie?" he inquired angrily obviously fed up with the ill-tempered teenager.
"It had my FUCKING name on it you lying sewer rat!" she yelled back face turning red with fury.
"Oh well sor-rry but like they say; Possession is nine tenths of the law!" he screamed back childishly.
Spike sighed as he realised that he would have to sort this one out himself.
"Look," he began reasonably, " the way I see it you did steal her pie. So, how bouts you buy the bit a new one and then say sorry for being a treacherous pig and stealing her pie." Spike grinned as he said it and Dawn smirked.
"W-what?" Wesley sputtered, he had almost thought that the vampire was going to side with him but obviously he was wrong. "I will do nothing of the sort!" "She should apologise to me!"
"What for?" Dawn exclaimed.
Wesley sniffed "You called me names and your grammar is atrocious." He said pompously.
Dawn's eyes narrowed considerably. "You want an apology?" she asked incredulously. "I'll give you an apology," she growled as she picked up a piece of abandoned cake sitting on the table and thrust it into his face with all the force she could muster.
He stumbled from the force and looked at Dawn as she stormed out of the room.
"I think everyone would agree with me when I say that you've put you foot in it this time." Spike said before he patted him on the back and left the room with Wesley still standing there his face covered in cake.
End
A/N: I do not own BTVS or any of the characters I am just an extremely bored teenager with too much time on her hands. By the way i'm looking for a beta anyone up for the job can email me. Also if you like this story please review and send plenty of flames cos i can use them to heat up my fire and toast marshmallows.