Total Drama Island Reassigned: Not So Happy Campers - Part 1
(Fades to a dock in front of a lake with a beautiful scenery in the background. After a few seconds, the host, CHRIS MCLEAN pops up and greets the viewer.)
Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa! Somewhere in Muskoka Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean! Dropping season 1 of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! (Cuts to Chris walking down the dock of shame.) Here's the deal. Twenty-eight campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then, have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock Of Shame. Take a ride on the loser boat, (A picture of a boat pops down and Chris chuckles) and leave Total Drama Island, for good!
(Cuts to a campfire pit surrounded by rocks and grass)
Chris: Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive, a marshmallow. (Grabs a stick with a marshmallow on it and eats the marshmallow then tosses the stick aside) in the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded, (Holds up magazines) with cheesy tabloid fame and, (Holds up a treasure chest) a small fortune which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle, (Cuts to a swarm of flies buzzing around with bear arms trying to swat them) black flies, grizzly bears (Grizzly bear roars, then cuts to a maggot in a bowl of worms) disgusting camp food,
Maggot: Hey now.
(Cuts back to Chris on the dock of shame)
Chris: And, each other. (Cuts to a bird's nest in a tree with a bird, three baby birds and a camera inside the nest) Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. (Cuts to a totem pole with a camera duct taped on top of it) Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now! On, Total, Drama, Island!
(Opening Credits)
(Fades back to Camp Wawanakwa with Chris standing on the Dock Of Shame)
Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Alright, it's time to meet our campers! We told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort so, if they seem a little T.O'd, that's probably why. (Cuts to a yacht dropping off the first camper, SKY who then runs up to Chris) Sky! What's up?
Sky: It's really nice to meet you! (Pulls out a packet of chewing gum) Want some gum?
Chris: Uh, no thank you.
(Cuts to a yacht dropping off the next camper, B who then walks up to greet Chris)
Chris: B! How's it going? (B just points) Uh, I said how's it going (B just shrugs and smiles, then walks over to the end of the dock with Sky) Huh, must be a strong silent type. (Cuts to a yacht dropping off the next camper, ZOEY) Hey Zoey!
Zoey: (Walks up to Chris) Hi! I'm so stoked to be here! Maybe I'll make some new friends! That's kinda the reason why I'm here.
Chris: Well good luck with that!
(Zoey walks over to the others and the yacht drops off BRICK at the dock)
Brick: (Runs up to Chris and then salutes) Brick MacArthur reporting for duty!
Chris: Welcome Brick! Go stand over there with the other campers, soldier!
Brick: Sir, yes sir!
(Runs over to the other campers. The next yacht comes in dropping off TOPHER who then eagerly runs up to Chris and shakes his hand)
Topher: Chris McLean! It's so exciting to finally meet you!
Chris: Thanks Topher! And welcome to Camp! Go stand ov-
Topher: Wait! I need to tell you a little about myself first! I'm your biggest fan and people said that I look like a young you! In fact, my nickname is Chris 2.0! I came up with it myself.
Chris: Uh...cool. As I was saying, go stand over there with the others.
Topher: Of course. (Walks over to the other campers. The next camper AMY then steps on the dock with a menacing look on her face and drags her twin sister SAMMY towards her by the arm and both walk up to Chris.)
Chris: Amy, Samey, welcome!
Sammy: Uh, it's Sammy.
Chris: Amy says everyone calls you Samey.
Sammy: Well, yes, but...
Chris: 'Cause you're the second twin. The lesser Amy, if you will.
Sammy: But my real name is-
Chris: You're officially Samey!
(Sammy gives a sad sigh while Amy gives a mean grin as both twins walk over to the others. Topher then runs up to Amy)
Topher: Hello! Are you excited to be here? Because I sure am! I'm excited because we get to meet THE Chris McLean!
Amy: Ugh! Drop dead you freak! I'm calling my mother. You CANNOT make me stay here.
Chris: Well too bad. (Holds up Amy's contract) You are. (Amy grabs her contract and rips it and tosses it into the lake) The great thing about lawyers is, (Holds up a copy of Amy's contract) they make LOTS of copies.
Amy: UGH! Fine. (Walks over to the others angrily. The next yacht comes in carrying the next camper, SCOTT who has a fierce look on his face and then sniffs his own armpit and then tosses his luggage onto the dock and then walks onto the dock)
Chris: Scott! Dude!
Scott: I don't like, surprises.
Chris: Yeah, I kinda expected that man.
Scott: Okay then. (Walks over to the campfire then notices Amy) Meet you by the campfire gorgeous.
Amy: How many of these goofs will there be again?
Chris: Twenty-eight.
Amy: Ugh! And I thought SAMEY would be a pain in my butt. She's always terrible at everything.
(Sammy gives a sad sigh. The next yacht comes in carrying the next camper, LIGHTNING who then does a summer salt off the platform and lands perfectly on the dock in front of Chris)
Lightning: Aw yeah! Hello gorgeous! Sha-bam!
Chris: Welcome Lightning!
Lightning: No need to greet me, because Lightning's gonna win this whole competition! Sha-yeah! (Walks over to the other campers. The next yacht then drops off the next camper, LEONARD, who is drinking a slushy and then walks over to Chris)
Chris: What's up Leonard?
Leonard: (Tosses away his slushy) Salutations! With my powerful spells, I shall claim the dragons eye! That's dwarfish for 100 grand! (Walks over to the others)
Chris: (Creeped out and whispering) Not gonna lie, that kid's kinda weird.
(Suddenly, heavy breathing is heard and the camera pans over to SHAWN, the next camper on the island.)
Chris: Welcome to camp Shawn!
(Shawn looks around)
Zoey: What's he looking at?
Shawn: This summer camp isn't the place for a zombie apocalypse to start, right?
Chris: Uh, what?
Shawn: (Grabs onto Chris' shoulders) I'M TELLING YOU MAN! ZOMBIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
Chris: (Pushes Shawn off of him) Listen, there's no zombies here.
Shawn: Alright. But keep your eyes peeled man. (Whispering) They're everywhere. (Walks over to the others and Chris gives a creeped out face. The next yacht comes in dropping off the next camper, MIKE who then walks over to Chris)
Chris: Contestant number eleven, is Mike!
Mike: It's a pleasure to meet you Chris! I saw you on that figure skating show!
Chris: (Fist pumps Mike) Hey thanks man! I knew I rocked that show!
Sky: I saw that! One of the guys dropped their partner on their head! But they got immunity that week.
Lightning: Lucky! Lightning hopes he gets dropped on his head!
Amy: I'm pretty sure you already have a long time ago.
Mike: Uh, okay then. (Walks over to the others. Zoey notices him and smiles)
Zoey: Can you believe we're here?
Mike: Yeah, it's, beautiful.
(The yacht then drops off the next camper, SAM, who is playing his game guy and walks over to Chris)
Chris: Sam! What's up? (Sam doesn't notice him) Um, hello?
Sam: Huh, Oh, hey Chris, it's cool to meet you. (Walks over to the other still playing his game guy)
Chris: Kids these days.
(The next yacht comes in dropping off DAKOTA at the dock who then walks up to Chris)
Dakota: Hey there! (Giggles) Dakota here, and I'm here to become the biggest thing ever! And by that, I mean getting my own spin off series and becoming a future movie star of course! (She takes off her sunglasses then notices the camp) Ew! A summer camp? You said there would be a resort with a hot tub!
Chris: I did, but this was all we could afford.
Dakota: Ugh. Well, anything for fame I suppose. (Walks over to the other campers)
Sam: Hey! I'm Sam!
Dakota: Oh, hey!
Zoey: Hi! I'm Zoey!
Dakota: What's up?
Amy: Okay, we all met the fame girl, can we get on with the show please?
Scott: Looks like Someone miss their double cappuccino machiatto this morning.
Amy: Get bent.
(The next yacht comes in dropping off the next camper, DAVE at the dock)
Chris: Our next camper is Dave!
Dave: (Walks up to Chris) You've got my memo about my life threatening allergies?
Chris: Sure someone did.
Dave: Good. So is this where we're staying?
Scott: No, it's your mother's house. And we're throwing a party!
Dave: Um, cute. You don't look so tough.
Scott: (Grabs Dave by the collar and scowls) Are you sure?
Dave: Um, I take it back. Can you put me down now please? (Scott drops Dave's collar and he falls to the ground) Thanks.
(The next yacht then drops off STACI at the dock)
Chris: Welcome Staci! Glad you could make it!
Staci: Yeah, my great great great uncle Terrance invented summer camps! Before that, people just built shacks in the middle of the woods! And my great great great grandma Julia invented reality TV! Before her, people would just watch comedies on TV!
Chris: Uh, yeah. Cool. Go stand over there with the others.
(The next yacht comes in carrying the next camper, JASMINE.)
Jasmine: G'day mates! Jasmine is in the house!
Amy: (Gasps) Giant!
Jasmine: (Walks up to Chris) Hey mate, how you doing? Feel free to quit now and save yourselves the trouble, 'cause I came to win!
Shawn: Uh, I think she called you a giant. (Points to Amy)
Jasmine: Oh really, (Glaring at Amy) are you and me gonna have a problem?
Amy: Uh, it wasn't me who said it! It was Samey!
Sammy: No it wasn't! I saw you say it right in front of me!
Amy: Shut up Samey!
Chris: Alright campers, settle down!
(Jasmine then walks over to the other campers. Shawn notices her then smiles and Jasmine smiles back. The next yacht drops off the next camper, RODNEY at the dock)
Chris: Rodney! Welcome to camp!
Rodney: Thanks Chris! It's awesome to be here! And I noticed that the ladies have already arrived! Hopefully I'll get to know them. (Walks over to the others, then the next yacht drops off ANNE MARIA at the dock spraying her hair with her hair spray)
Anne Maria: Aw yes, three more coats ought to do it.
Chris: Anne Maria! Welcome to your new home for the next eight weeks!
(Cuts to the cabins with flies buzzing around them then cuts back to Anne Maria)
Anne Maria: Gross! Last time I checked, five star resorts didn't look like this!
Dakota: I hear you girl!
Anne Maria: Oh well, hopefully this doesn't get my hair messed up. (Walks over to the others)
Rodney: I like your hair!
Anne Maria: Thanks doll!
Rodney: I also like, uh, are you wearing orange paint?
Anne Maria: What did you say to me? (Cuts to Mike, Zoey and Sky cringing) Oh no, that's it! Nobody disrespect the tan! (Cuts to Anne Maria about to beat up Rodney) You are SO getting a beat down for this! (Tries to beat up Rodney but Mike and Zoey stop her) Oh yeah, you want some of this? Well come on them!
Chris: Knock it off campers! Second time I have to tell you this!
(Anne Maria whipes off her clothes then glares at Rodney who then smiles at her sheepishly. The yacht then drops off BEARDO at the dock who then walks over to Chris)
Chris: Beardo! How's it going? (Beardo just gives a thumbs up and makes a ding ding noise with his mouth) Uh, I said how's it- (Beardo makes a tah-dah sound effect with his mouth) Uh, just go stand over there with the others. (Beardo walks over to the others. The yacht then drops off the next camper, MAX at the dock) Max? What's up man?
Max: Your attempt at small talk will not save you from the PURE EVIL OF ME!
Dave: (Chuckles) That guy's a little weird...
Chris: Okay. Look dude, I know you don't get out much, been trying to rule the world your whole life, butbusywithFrenchhornlessonsandbabysitting, Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay?
Max: Hmph. Very well (Walks over to the others)
Leonard: Experiamus! (To Dave) I know many spells to ward off evil.
Dave: (Creeped out) Oh. Good?
(Cuts back to Chris who then turns around and shouts in shock after he sees DAWN standing right in front of him)
Chris: Where did you come from?
Dawn: Hm? Oh, I used a short cut.
Chris: Uh, right. Anyways, this is Dawn everyone. (Dawn walks over to the others and notices B)
Dawn: Your aura is exceptionally purplish-green. Oh but it suits you though.
(Cuts to the yacht dropping off ELLA at the dock who then walks over to Chris)
Chris: Ella! The princess!
Ella: It's nice to meet you sir Christopher! And I would like to give a wonderful welcome to all the other fine gentlemen here! And there's nothing that can't be made sweeter than a song! (Walks over to the others while vocalizing)
Beardo: (Makes beatboxing noises) Song!
Dave: Uh, (Puts his hand on Ella's mouth) please save the songs for later okay?
(Ella then nods cheerfully. The next camper, JO then steps onto the dock with a fierce look on her face then walks over to the other campers)
Chris: Jo, nice! Glad you could make it.
Jo: Listen up maggots! I will be in charge around here! And none of you are gonna stand in my way! Understood?
Brick: Ma'am yes ma'am!
Jo: Good, G.I Joke.
Scott: (To Brick) She's all yours man.
(Cuts back to Chris who then greets the next camper, CAMERON)
Cameron: Wow! Fresh air, a real lake, birds! This is, amazing!
Chris: Cameron! Welcome!
Cameron: This is the first time outside my bubble, and this is my first time to experience new things I've never done!
Zoey: Wow, that's amazing!
Cameron: Thanks! (Runs up to the others but then falls over and groans in pain)
Lightning: (Picks up Cameron off the ground) There you go little girl!
Cameron: I'm a boy!
Chris: Anyways, here comes Scarlett!
(The next yacht comes in carrying SCARLETT. Chris helps her onto the dock.)
Scarlett: Thank you. Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's nice to meet you all.
Mike: Hi, I'm Mike!
Scarlett: It's a pleasure to meet you Michael. I hope you will enjoy your stay here.
Mike: Thanks!
(The next yacht comes in carrying MOLLY who then steps onto the dock and walks over to Chris)
Chris: This, is Molly. Welcome to Total Drama Island.
Molly: Why thank you. I came here to win because I've won at everything at my school, and I've always won. So everyone should pretty much just quit now because there's no way they would beat me. (Walks over to the others)
Jo: Heh, she wishes.
(The last yacht comes in carrying the last camper, SUGAR)
Chris: Hey everyone, Sugar!
Sugar: Yee-haw! Howdy y'all! (Runs up to the dock eagerly) How's it goi- (trips on the railing and hits her chin on the dock and fall into the water)
Topher: Ooh, now that's gonna leave a mark.
Scarlett: (Runs up to the end of the dock concerned) Guy, she could be seriously hurt! (Pulls Sugar out of the water. Sugar then shakes the water off of her like a dog)
Sugar: That felt...so...AWESOME. Except for hitting my chin. Is this a summer camp? That's amazing! Are we gonna have lunch soon?
Chris: Settle down, first things first, we need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock! (Everyone walks over to the end of the dock. Chris then leaps onto the yacht with a camera in his hand.) Okay one...(Cuts to the campers in different poses. (From left to right: Beardo, Sky, Max, Jasmine, Scarlett, Dave, Sammy, Ella, Amy, Shawn, Topher, Sugar, Rodney, Leonard, Anne Maria, Mike, Zoey, Dakota, Lightning, Dawn, B, Cameron, Sam, Brick, Staci, Scott, Jo and Molly)) Two...Three...Oops! Okay, forgot the lens cap! (Pushes down on lens cap button) Okay, hold that pose! One...Two... oh. No wait. Card's full. Hang on.
Jasmine: Hurry up, my face is starting to freeze!
Chris: Got it. Okay, everyone say "Wawanakwa!"
Campers: Wawanakwa!
(Suddenly, the dock of shame breaks in half causing the campers to scream as they fall into the water. The picture is then taken then it cuts to a picture of all the campers drowning in the water)
Chris: Okay guys. Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten!
(Commercial Break)
(Fades into the campfire pit with all the campers sitting down on tree stumps with Chris in front of them)
Chris: This... is camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? (Ella smiles at Sugar who then flips her off. Ella immediately sits down after.) The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!
Rodney: Excuse me Chris, what will the seating arrangements be? Because I would like a bunk under the ladies!
Amy: They're not co-ed, are they?
Chris: No. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other.
Anne Maria: Thank, god. (Glares at Rodney)
Chris: Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there. Mike, Zoey, Sky, Jasmine, Topher, Rodney, Amy, Samey, Scarlett, Cameron, Dave, B, Sam, and... Brick! From this moment on, you are officially known as... (Tosses them a banner revealing an angry gopher on it) The Screaming Gophers!
Mike: Woah! We're gophers! Awesome!
Sammy: Um, Chris? Can I switch teams? (Amy glares at her)
Chris: (Ignoring Sammy) The rest of you over here. Jo, Lightning, Scott, Molly, Ella, Sugar, Max, Dawn, (Dawn levitates towards Max who then shouts in fear) Staci, Dakota, Anne Maria, Beardo, Leonard, and... Shawn! Move, move, move, move!
Sammy: Seriously, Chris, I really think it would be a good idea if I was on THAT team.
Amy: Shut up Samey! You are going to be on this team and that's final!
Jasmine: Hey hey, break it up you two!
Amy: Stay out of this!
Chris: As I was SAYING. (Tosses Shawn a red banner) You guys will officially be known as... (The banner reveals to have an angry looking fish on it) The Killer Bass!
Shawn: It's awesome. It's like... Amazing.
Chris: All right, campers. You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition.
(Confessional: Chris)
Chris: You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest.
(Confessional: Mike)
Mike: (Spins the toilet paper roll) Okay, my first confessional! So, uh, Zoey... Nice girl. Okay, super nice! I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. See, I have this, uh, quirk? I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again. (Sadly) Oh...
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: Wow! I can't believe I'm actually on TV, it's so exciting! Everyone seems so nice! I hope they all like me... I could use a few new friends, or 'friends, period.' Oh, what if they hate me? Maybe this flower was too big. Am I trying too hard? You like me, right?
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: This is so unfair. I auditioned for this show to get away from Amy.
(Confessional: Beardo)
(Beardo makes sound effects of a car crash)
(Confessional Ends)
Chris: All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. (Cuts to two cabins in the woods) Gophers, you're in the east cabins. Bass, you're in the west.
(Cuts to the inside of the girls side of the Gopher cabin revealing three sets of bunk beds)
Amy: Bunk beds? Isn't this a little, summer camp?
Zoey: I think that's what the idea is.
Amy: Shut up weird indie chick!
(Cuts to Dave who walks up to Sky who is unpacking on her bed)
Dave: Hey there. You're so strong. You know that?
Sky: Shouldn't you be on the boy's side?
(Dave smiles sheepishly. Cuts to the outside of the cabins with Jasmine entering inside of her cabin. Dave is then tossed out of the cabin and lands in the grass as Jasmine cringes.)
Sammy: Where are the outlets? Because I have to plug in my smartphone.
Chris: There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way.
Sammy: Communal bathrooms? Can you remind me what that is again?
Amy: It means we shower together, airhead.
Sammy: Nooooo! Come on! Chris please don't make me shower with her!
Amy: Can you stop your whining and help me unpack? (Walks back into the cabin)
Sammy: (Sighs sadly) Fine...
(Cuts to the bass cabin with the bass members entering their cabins)
Staci: Yeah, my Great Great Great Uncle James invented log cabins! Before him, people had to sleep in the trees and they kept falling out all the time. And my Great Great Great Aunt Philis invented roofs! Before her, houses were just walls and furniture, and everytime it rains you had to get a new sofa! Hehe.
Max: Silence minion! You shall do as I command or you shall suffer the wrath of, EVIL!
Sugar: (Laughs obnoxiously) Say "EVIL" again! Turn your ears on, everybody! He's gonna say it!
Jo: Oh shut up all three of you.
Molly: Hey Chris, is there any sort of chaperone around here?
Chris: You're all sixteen years old. As old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. You got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge. Starting... Now!
Molly: Awesome.
(Suddenly, a loud scream is heard from the gopher cabin. Lightning, Sky, Zoey, Rodney, Shawn, Amy, Dawn, Jo and Leonard rush to the scene)
Amy: Ugh, what's her problem now?
(Cuts to Sammy freaked out due to a cockroach on the floor)
Sammy: Ah! Kill it! Kill it!
(The cock roach then crawls around the floor. Rodney then screams in fear and jumps onto one of the beds breaking it in half)
Sky: Um, that was my bed.
(Shawn comes in and tries to squish the roach with his foot. Amy then jumps on the top bunk with Scarlett freaked out.)
Dawn: No! Stop!
Leonard: (Runs into the cabin) Roach-acus be gone-acus! You shall not pass!
(Jasmine tries to squish the roach with her foot. The roach the tries to leave the cabin but then Jo comes it holding a giant axe and then swings it above her head about to slice the roach in half)
Roach: Help me!
Dawn: STOP! ALL OF YOU! (Picks up the roach) it's okay little one. No one can harm you when I'm here. (Scratches the roaches head causing the roach to pur) You all should be ashamed of yourself! It's just a poor little roach causing no harm! Now if you will excuse me, I shall release this innocent little creature! (Dawn then walks outside then releases the roach who then crawls away and waves goodbye to Dawn and Dawn waves back. Then, the roach goes back into the forest) That was beautiful.
Zoey: Well I guess that's one way to deal with a cockroach.
Jo: Eh, killing it would be more satisfying.
Lightning: (Walks up to Sammy) If you ever see any of those again, just let Lightning know because, ya know, Lightning can do that too.
(Sammy and Lightning then smile at each other)
Amy: He didn't even do anything to help.
Jo: I guess jocks always go for the cheerleaders.
(Cuts to the mess hall, with the contestants all lined up ready to be served by CHEF HATCHET)
Chef: Listen up! I serve it three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!
Brick: Sir yes sir!
Sky: Excuse me, will we be getting all the major food groups?
(Chef dumps slop into Sky and Shawn's sloppy joes)
Shawn: Yeah, cause I need as much sugar as I can get before the zombies get to me.
Chef: You'll get a whole lot of SHUT THE HELL UP!
(Shawn runs to his table)
Sugar: (To Max) Have a cow.
Chef: WHAT WAS THAT? Come closer, fat girl. I didn't hear you.
Sugar: Uh, I ain't sayin' nothing!
Chef: I'm sure you didn't. (Sugar walk over to her table) You! Chubby kid. Gimme your plate.
Max: Evil takes orders from no one!
Chef: I SAID GIMME YOUR PLATE!
Max: (Weakly) Okay...
(Chef plops slop onto Max's sloppy joe but it goes back onto the scoop. So Chef slams it down into Max's sloppy joe. Max then walks over to his table and walks pass Jasmine who then notices Jo)
Jasmine: What's up sheila?
Jo: Apparently you, outback giant. (Walks away chuckling)
Jasmine: Oh so are you and me gonna have a problem too?
Chef: NEXT!
(Cuts to Lightning and Zoey getting their food served)
Lightning: There's protein in this, right?
Because Lightning needs protein everyday to stay in shape!
(Chef grabs a fly in anger)
Zoey: I don't think that's gonna be a problem.
(Suddenly, Zoey's food moves)
Lightning: Sha-dope!
Zoey: Okay, I don't mean to complain, but I think mine just moved. (Chef slams a mullet into Zoey's food covering her in slop) Ew! Okay then. (Walks over to her table. Cuts to the campers sitting down at their respective tables. One for gophers and one for bass. They are not enjoying their meals. Just then, Chris walks in)
Chris: Welcome to the main lodge.
Topher: Yo, Chris, can we order a pizza? (Just then, Chef throws a machete at Topher which then hits the wall) Woah, no offense man! Brown slop is cool! (Chef holds a butcher knife with an angry look on his face) Right guys?
Staci: Yeah, my great great great uncle Ned invented sloppy joes! Before that, people just made burgers out of dirt!
Dave: Oh my god, NOBODY CARES! (Beardo makes a chipmunk laugh sound effect with his mouth) AND WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING SOUND EFFECTS ALREADY?
(Beardo smiles sheepishly)
Sky: Dave, calm down please.
Chris: Your first challenge begins... In one hour!
Sammy: (To Rodney) What do you think they'll make us do?
Rodney: Come on, it's our first challenge. How hard could it be? (Cuts to all the campers in their swimsuits on top of a very high cliff. The camera zooms out every time the music goes "dun" revealing how high the cliff is) Oh sh*t.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: So, what do you think? I posted this back in January on Wattpad, but after I found out that Wattpad has a bad reputation, I decided to post it here. I already know that this has been done before, but most people who do this always puts one generation on one team and the other generation on the other team. Also, they always cut characters, mostly Staci, Beardo and Leonard mainly because "they're just fodder" or "24+ characters would be too much". This fanfic has ALL the characters from Revenge and Pahkitew. I hope you look forward to what's next in stored for this.
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CURRENT TEAMS:
Screaming Gophers: Amy, B, Brick, Cameron, Dave, Jasmine, Mike, Rodney, Sam, Sammy, Scarlett, Sky, Topher and Zoey
Killer Bass: Anne Maria, Beardo, Dakota, Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Lightning, Max, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Staci and Sugar