A/N Hello everyone! I'm back and BETTER THEN EVER!! MWAHAHAHA! . . .ok, not
really, but who cares. Anyway! Here's the next chapter, I hope you all
enjoy! I promise to have Journey to Return of the King up as soon as I get
a few things cleared up (not that most of you probably care out there, but
whatever), well, enjoy!
Chapter 5: The Hotness Bunch
"Rivendell is pretty," said Allie.
"I feel like I could live here forever," said Kristen. The trio had been given a break from the kitchens after almost burning the place down.
"I don't think the movie did this place justice," said Christina as she, Allie, and Kristen sat down.
"I wonder where everyone else is," Allie thought aloud.
"Who knows," said Kristen, "but Sarah the Crazy and Niyati the Boy Crazy are with them, so it can't be good."
"Maybe they're at Hogwarts?" wondered Christina.
"In that case," said Allie, "they have Chelsea the Harry Potter crazy."
"And Sirius Black," said Christina. Kristen looked confused while the other two started laughing.
"Ohh!" said Allie as she stopped laughing, "A male elf."
The girls stared as the 'blonde hotness' passed by. Upon seeing them, he seemed to walk considerably faster, and then broke into a run when Allie yelled out in Elvish, "Come back! Oh hot one!"
It would scare anybody to see this very weird girl with multi-colored hair yell out something you weren't quite sure meant. Allie had just called the elf 'hot' which, by the understanding of the Elves, meant 'warm or burning.'
"Well," said Kristen, "that turned out well."
"I bet I could kiss an elf by the time we get home," said Allie. Kristen and Christina had a hard time hiding their laughter.
"I'll bet you $50," said Christina.
"Deal," said Allie, and they shook hands on it just as another elf, one with brown hair, started walking towards them.
Allie took the Translator and stood up. "Watch me," she said, and she walked off towards the elf.
"This should be good," said Christina.
~~*~~
He knew he should have just run very fast in the opposite direction, or just kept walking as if he didn't notice her, but he decided he would give her a chance. It would turn out to be the stupidest thing he'd ever do.
He stopped.
"Hello," said the girl in a way that made the other two sitting down a little ways behind her burst out laughing. "My name is Allie." He noticed she was talking mostly to the object in her hand rather then at him.
"Very nice to meet you," he said. "My name is Forfin."
"It's very nice to meet you too, Forfin." She obviously didn't have a very good grasp of the language.
"Well, I must be going." He started walking away when-
"Oh please!" said Allie grabbing his arm, "stay a little longer!" It was them that Forfin knew this wasn't going to turn out well. The other two girls ran over.
"Christina."
"Kristen."
Allie then said something in another language that he couldn't understand, but he made out his name in there somewhere in the sentence.
"It's nice to meet you Forfin," said Kristen. Forfin once again noticed that the other two girls were talking mostly to the object then at him.
"What do you do around here?" asked Christina.
"I work in the kitchens," he replied, trying more and more to get away from these crazy girls.
"Really?" said Allie, sounding excited. "Us too!"
'Oh great,' thought Forfin, 'I'm stuck with the crazy ones.'
"Are you heading back?" asked Cristina.
"Yes, actually, I was," said Forfin.
"Good!" said Allie. "We'll come with you."
So Allie, Christina, and Kristen went back to the kitchens, dragging their new 'catch' behind them.
~~*~~
When they got to the kitchens, all the elves turned and looked at the girls, then quickly went back to work. One elf walked up to them and handed them each a towel, "You are to do dishes," Allie translated to English.
The girls sighed and went over to clean the dishes. . .with no running water.
Good news for them was that Forfin would be working right across from them cooking, oh fun.
"It's the Hotness Bunch," said Allie, looking at all the male Elves.
"What do you mean?" asked Christina.
"I've named all the male Elves the 'Hotness Bunch,'" said Allie.
Christina and Kristen shook their heads; this would be a very interesting visit. . .
A/N Well, that's it for that chapter, please leave a review and I'll get back to you!
~Fawkes
Chapter 5: The Hotness Bunch
"Rivendell is pretty," said Allie.
"I feel like I could live here forever," said Kristen. The trio had been given a break from the kitchens after almost burning the place down.
"I don't think the movie did this place justice," said Christina as she, Allie, and Kristen sat down.
"I wonder where everyone else is," Allie thought aloud.
"Who knows," said Kristen, "but Sarah the Crazy and Niyati the Boy Crazy are with them, so it can't be good."
"Maybe they're at Hogwarts?" wondered Christina.
"In that case," said Allie, "they have Chelsea the Harry Potter crazy."
"And Sirius Black," said Christina. Kristen looked confused while the other two started laughing.
"Ohh!" said Allie as she stopped laughing, "A male elf."
The girls stared as the 'blonde hotness' passed by. Upon seeing them, he seemed to walk considerably faster, and then broke into a run when Allie yelled out in Elvish, "Come back! Oh hot one!"
It would scare anybody to see this very weird girl with multi-colored hair yell out something you weren't quite sure meant. Allie had just called the elf 'hot' which, by the understanding of the Elves, meant 'warm or burning.'
"Well," said Kristen, "that turned out well."
"I bet I could kiss an elf by the time we get home," said Allie. Kristen and Christina had a hard time hiding their laughter.
"I'll bet you $50," said Christina.
"Deal," said Allie, and they shook hands on it just as another elf, one with brown hair, started walking towards them.
Allie took the Translator and stood up. "Watch me," she said, and she walked off towards the elf.
"This should be good," said Christina.
~~*~~
He knew he should have just run very fast in the opposite direction, or just kept walking as if he didn't notice her, but he decided he would give her a chance. It would turn out to be the stupidest thing he'd ever do.
He stopped.
"Hello," said the girl in a way that made the other two sitting down a little ways behind her burst out laughing. "My name is Allie." He noticed she was talking mostly to the object in her hand rather then at him.
"Very nice to meet you," he said. "My name is Forfin."
"It's very nice to meet you too, Forfin." She obviously didn't have a very good grasp of the language.
"Well, I must be going." He started walking away when-
"Oh please!" said Allie grabbing his arm, "stay a little longer!" It was them that Forfin knew this wasn't going to turn out well. The other two girls ran over.
"Christina."
"Kristen."
Allie then said something in another language that he couldn't understand, but he made out his name in there somewhere in the sentence.
"It's nice to meet you Forfin," said Kristen. Forfin once again noticed that the other two girls were talking mostly to the object then at him.
"What do you do around here?" asked Christina.
"I work in the kitchens," he replied, trying more and more to get away from these crazy girls.
"Really?" said Allie, sounding excited. "Us too!"
'Oh great,' thought Forfin, 'I'm stuck with the crazy ones.'
"Are you heading back?" asked Cristina.
"Yes, actually, I was," said Forfin.
"Good!" said Allie. "We'll come with you."
So Allie, Christina, and Kristen went back to the kitchens, dragging their new 'catch' behind them.
~~*~~
When they got to the kitchens, all the elves turned and looked at the girls, then quickly went back to work. One elf walked up to them and handed them each a towel, "You are to do dishes," Allie translated to English.
The girls sighed and went over to clean the dishes. . .with no running water.
Good news for them was that Forfin would be working right across from them cooking, oh fun.
"It's the Hotness Bunch," said Allie, looking at all the male Elves.
"What do you mean?" asked Christina.
"I've named all the male Elves the 'Hotness Bunch,'" said Allie.
Christina and Kristen shook their heads; this would be a very interesting visit. . .
A/N Well, that's it for that chapter, please leave a review and I'll get back to you!
~Fawkes