Hey,

Blimey what a day it's been. Running from the Globalsoft lab was easier then I thought and there was always a nice backside to follow too. We had to climb over some old car wrecks today. Man I'd love a car you know. I'm on a highway to hell! Oh god these words are driving me mad.

Met these two guys today, actually it was a guy and a girl but they both seemed to have a problem with their sexuality, at least when it came to names and clothes. Who voluntarily calls themselves Britney Spears and wears a skirt for that matter. I'm telling you they'Re very weird! Honestly the guy was like "huh ha!" and being all karate style. Didn't scare me of course but Scaramouche was a bit scared to she hid behind me.

But the weirdest thing was that they kept calling me the Dreamer? Who the fuck is the Dreamer? What's it all supposed to mean? I'm just a dreamer, I'm dreaming my life away. I had to do this test see, to proof that I wasn't a spy and sing these weird words that were bouncing around inside my head again. I think I should let you guys have a look into my life again, cause me an Brit had this conversation you see, but no one knows about it.

"Hey! Dreamer! You got a minute." I have many minutes, but if you get your hand off my shoulder I may have some more.

"Yeah sure what ever. But my names Galileo okay? Maybe Gaz too but I'd really prefer Galileo."

"Sure sure, Gaz. Look I wanna talk to you bout that chick of yours."

"Chick? Oh you mean Scaramouche."

"Yeah. So what's with you two? You really have to be more of a man you know! She walks all over you." As if I hadn't noticed. It would be easier if her mouth was half as big.

"She has a big mouth."

"Make use of it then." What? Ooooh I see!.

"She wont let me. She's like a hedgehog, pricks as soon as you get near her."

"You just have to get the right timing mate, that's all. Like me with Meat. I tell you, I waited, pounced and BANG! She was mine." He says this with a lot of action and now he's lying on top of me! EWWWW.

"Geroff!"

"Oh sorry. I'm sure you get the point now." Yes thank you. I would have gotten it without you lying on top of me. "Okay well I'd better get back to my baby."

"Hit me baby one more time!" Britney stared at me.

"Pardon?"

"Sorry something in my head again. Can't help it, they just burst out."

"Sure mate, you have a rest and think about what I said."

"Cheers I'll do that."

Okay so now I have to think about how I'm going to get Scaramouche to let me have a go. Umm, I hope she never reads this. She'd probably kill me by giving me a never ending talk about women's rights or something. Or she'll give me an even worse nickname like Lilly or Galli or what do I know. Man I'm tired it's been a long day. Night night, sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite. Later days.