Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER. Duh, we all know that if I did, it would be in "yo momma's dreams!" Naw, I'm just playing!

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So what? Big deal, I'm in love with Joel Madden! Yay me! So it makes a lot of girls jealous. Whatever, it's not like I can't ignore them. Well, anyway, Joel and I are just sitting in my room. Well, we're not exactly sitting. We're kinda snogging each other, well, senseless.

But it's great fun! Anyway, I was having a blast with his tongue shoved down my throat, when all of a sudden, "Ginny Weasley!" echoes up the stairs.

"What does she want?" I look at Joel, and motion for him to be silent. You know, me being fresh out of Hogwarts, and having a guy in my bedroom didn't mix well with my parents.

"Get down here now!" came my mother's loud voice again.

"Fine." I muttered.

"What do I do? I mean, am I gonna be here for a while?" Joel asked me.

"Oh, you can listen to your cd, because I have all of them…" I replied dreamily walking out of the bedroom and down the stairs. "Oh, mum, what is it this time?"

"Ginny Weasely." She stated calmly with a smirk on her face. Oh no, here it comes. The dreaded calm before the storm. Then I saw the fury in her eyes. This was serious, she was very upset. "Why didn't you tell me that Joel Madden is here? In this house? You know that Percy has a very serious problem containing his 'pride' when hot famous people are popping up all over the place."

"But, mummy…"

"Don't you 'but, mummy' me, Ginerva Molly Weasley." My mum screamed.

"But, I thought Percy was gone for good." I argued.

"It doesn't matter, he still comes here for dinner sometimes, and Joel is not leaving without eating some of my food, we don't want him to think we're cheap." My mum said. I felt so much pity for her. It's hard to have a son that's gay. I think it disgraced her to know he had an affair with his boss. You know, the Fudge dude.

"Well, it's not like no one doesn't know already. He's always like Billy Martin, not Joel. I don't know why. Maybe because he can see into the future and he knew that one day Joel's tongue would be licking mine. But Mum, it's nothing to worry about too much. He'll live, okay?"

"All right, go back up to your room, and keep Joel company," she said. My mouth dropped wide open.

"You trust me with a boy? In my room? For real?"

My mum just shook her head, and gave me a knowing look. "I trust you because I have x-ray vision. I want you to know, I'm the Heir of Superman."

(a/n: I know this can't be real, but go with me on it.)

"Wow, my mom is SuperGrandWoman! Wow! Dude, wow!" I looked at her with pride. I thought to my self, wow, my mom is a superhero! How cool is that? I wonder how many powers she has! I thought this to myself.

"I have many powers," she said.

'Excuse me? How did you know that I was thinking that?' I thought. I looked at her with a puzzled expression. Then, gasp! I realized that she could read minds. Then, I also realized that Joel was still up in my bedroom. So I looked at my mom. She nodded.

I ran up the stairs. As I approached the door to my bedroom, I heard funny sounds. I ran into my room thinking surely Joel wasn't cheating on me in my own room! As I opened the door, I was shocked at what I saw!

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Ohhh! Cliffhanger! I have never been able to say that before! But it does have to do with Joel, be sure to review so you can find out what happens to Joel, and Ginny!