I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while, it's just that I've been busy, and I have a life! I know you're thinking, you have a life? But, seriously, I really kind of do. Whatever, anyway, on with Chapter 3.

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My mouth opened and I shouted, "GET OFF OF HIM, PERCY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Percy was laying on top of a very shocked Joel, and his lips were all over Joel's neck. Joel still looked stunned.

"Oh, Ginny, dear, when did you get here?" Percy tried to play it off, but I knew what he was up to. He was trying to steal Joel away from me.

"DON'T YOU 'GINNY DEAR' ME! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU STEALING ALL OF MY HOT CELEBRITY BOYFRIENDS!" I screamed at him. "Besides, Joel's not gay." I added as an afterthought.

"Oh, but I am…" came a male's voice from somewhere out in the hall. Who could it be?

I turned around, and rolled my eyes. "Not you again."

Yep, you guessed it, it was the old man. Only this time he had on a different outfit, but he looked like Harrison Ford wannabe turned hooker, which was rather funny, come to think of it. He had on a bright yellow hat, to top it off. (Notice the pun…sort of.)

"Oh, yeah baby, it's me again." He tried to be all seductive, but I was more disgusted by actually seeing his hand running up and down his bum. "But this time, I'm not here for you, I'm here for him." With that, he motioned toward my brother.

"Well, now that we know his purpose, I think that it would be best if we left," Percy said, walking up to the stupid old man, and taking his arm. They walked out quickly, but not quick enough, because just as they turned the corner, I saw Percy (that stupid gay idiot, what a prick) give the man a nice short slap on the bum.

"Boy am I glad that only one of my brothers are gay." I sighed.

"Which brother are you talking about?" another voice broke the silence.

"Oh, Ron, you know the one that prefers pickles over green beans, maggot sucking, lip spinner, you know, the twisted one." Of course, I meant every word of it. Especially after what he said about…gasp Harry! Oh no! Not again! I forgot all about him!

This is the second time that I forgot all about my boyfriend, Harry Potter. Well, what can I say? I like celebrities, especially making out with them!

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That is the end of Chapter Three! How do you like it? I think it's stupid, and she (Ginny) changes moods too much. But, don't we all? Oh well, whatever! I'm off to write Chapter Four!