(A/N: Normally I don't do song fics but this, I couldn't resist. Okay, many are you wondering why I decided to start on this fic rather than updating the others that haven't been updated in more than two months. Well, right now, school just came about and I have loads of work especially my history. To tell you the truth, most stories such as Round Yon Virgin, Enchanted Seduction, All The Things She Said, Yu-Gi-Oh Fairy Tales, Bible Story Hour, and especially Bloodline Chronicles, have been updated though only within my writings (Meaning I write most of these stories in my notebooks). Right now, when I have some free time, it's gonna be kinda hard to update them but I promise by October that most of these will be updated.

Disclaimer: Don't own YGO & songs being parodied. What do I look like, Steven Spieldberg? By the way, to have a laugh at this fic, play the songs it made fun of smirks. Just to avoid confusion, using Marik for Yami no Marik and Malik as…well…well you guys should know heh.

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A Song for Yami and Anzu (Parody of "What's my age again?" by Blink 182):

"Hey, hey ladies and gentlemen and thanks for tuning in to DC109.1," Joey grinned as he and Tristan settled in the radio station in a building at Domino City. "The station in which you can hear all your favorite classics."

"That's right Joey." Tristan tilted his chair back. "But right now, we'll be checking on with our traffic report with our friend Duke who is currently up in the skies above Domino City. Duke…"

Meanwhile, Duke was in a helicopter, sitting on the edge as he checked out the daily traffic. "Well, la-di-da, and good morning to you. It seems that ever since that Battle City Finals is over, traffic appears to be moving along nicely here and there. No accidents to report on but if you got, just call the station."

"Uh…okay Duke. I guess." Joey fidgeted with his headset. "But just in case you are stuck with the traffic, boy, do we have some great tunes for you." Reaching inside the box under his desk, he took out a CD. "Hey Tristan?"

"What?"

"Have you heard Yami 666's new song? For some reason, it was kinda controversial."

"Yes," Tristan replied. "For those of you who hadn't heard in the news recently, The Great Yami…er…as they call him, and Anzu Mazaki are suing the band for emotionally destroying them."

"I swear to you, that's kinda stupid." Joey made a face. "I mean, from what sources are saying, Marik Ishtar claims that he did go out with Anzu Mazaki and in a way, Yami is kinda ticked off of this whole thing."

"Well at least Bakura and Rishid weren't against this." Tristan reassured.

"Oh how would they know ? He did it behind their backs!!"

"You know what?" Tristan grabbed the CD from Joey. "Why don't we just play this controversial song. Let Anzu and Yami call, I don't think either of us are going to care."

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I took Anzu out on a Friday night
Went to her house and watched the Price is Right
When Bob Barker came out, she did her stupid dance
And all I did was smash her TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from me
I wonder what she sees in Yami
Just because he has his own TV show
Too bad it's on Kids WB
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home

I called her guy from a pay phone

I said I was the cops
And Anzu went to jail
And this guy just hung up on me
What the hell does she see in Yami
He might as well be old as 93
To the shadow realm he should fall
Where is Shadi's Millennium Key?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

(guitar intermission)
I wonder what she sees in Yami
Just because he looks like he's 23
All because he has his own TV Show
Too bad it's on Kids WB
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
That's about the time she broke up with me
It's hard to believe that she's seriously
In love with the pharaoh, what the hell?
Their at a church with wedding bells
I wish I went straight to hell
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

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