CHAPTER 1
By Roxas the TOH fan and Bleu cheese
After the events of s1 hopidiah plantar was like "who the fuck is gonna help me grand parent these little shits now that Sylvia fucking died offscreen" (idk I just finished season 1) than spongebob went to wartwood for vacation and used the plantars house to sleep when he entered sprig was like "who in the fucking fuck are you" Anne boonchoy whats like "sprig you fucking idiot that's SpongeBob SquarePants from the tv show of the same name" SpongeBob finally realized who sprig was "Oh EM GEE ITS SPRIG FROM THE HUT SHOW AMPHIBIA! (REALl} HE IS SO DADDY uwu" And then Hatsune Miku entered and was all like "Hello! I'm Hatsune Miku, and I own the fucking world (real see the song "world is mine") Hatsune Miku swished her luscious teal blue pigtails behind her head. She noticed Spanklebop and was all like " OMG SPONGEBOB SENPAI! I'm a big fan I have all your merch and I'm a big fan of ur new movie sponge on the run" she then took out her SpongeBob umbrella, hoodie, and giant fuckin plushie. Spungbub looked at Miku with desire. After all, She is the ruler of the world and his biggest fan. "Hey how about we go to Arby's for a date, Miku chan." Said sponkbib slyly. His face was like one of those hot anime boys. Miku was red faced and flustered. "S-s-s-s-s-sure sponge Bob senpai!" Said Miku nervously. Sponkybab spoke up and said "if you don't mind, can I bring hopidiah with us?". Miku looked at hop pop seductively. "I'm fine with hop pop san going to Arby's with us, sponge-kun~!" Miku announced. Anne left with a concerned look on her face and said "I'm just gonna go get the fucking milk-". Anne was found dead on her bed having shot herself (MARK HEATHCLIFF YOO). They all headed off in the Ford 5150 with the anime girl aheago wrap. They headed off to Arby's having stolen Anne's wallet.
