"I got a surprise for you Toy-chan!" Yusuke grinned. Touya looked up from his notebook, where he'd been writing yet another song. He'd been churning them out since encountering Jin again. Not that it was any big surprise.
Touya frowned a Yusuke, lifting an eyebrow. He didn't alwayslike Yusuke's surprises. "Yes?" He asked.
Yusuke must have read Touya's mind, "Oh, you'll like this! I got us reservations at a hotel next stop!" Yusuke said, pulling a little slip of paper that looked like a receipt from his pocket. Not even seconds later he was knocked over by a very happy Touya! Yusuke laughed. "We can finally sleep in an actual bed!" After taking a look at Touya's hungry eyes, he continued joyously, "Or not sleep!"
Touya blushed and smacked Yusuke playfully. "Hentai."
"What can I say, you make me that way!" ((W00T! That rhymed!)) Yusuke replied. He then continued, "Besides, don't deny you start getting those hentai urges when you look at me!"
Touya grinned. "Only you." The two proceeded to laugh happily, hugging the shit out of one another for joy. ((Emphasis on the word shit... LOL JK, they didn't literally hug the shit out of one another! I bet you thought they did! - I'm glad I cleared that up for you!))
Hiei and Kuwabara were left in a state of slight shock. Kuwabara spoke, "I'm not sure whether to be glad you two are getting a chance to left off steam before you just do each other in front of us, or disgusted by the fact that you will naturally be doing each other in a hotel."
Hiei snorted. "And you realize how horribly cliché that is, right?"
Touya paused. "It's like in all those romance novels I steal. Hey! I just realized! My whole life is like a romance novel!" EVERYONE laughed at this, then Yusuke interrupted. ((I am sad... my story is like a cheesy dime-store romance...--; someone wipe the tears away! ;;))
"Umm, Touya, you read romance novels?" Touya blushed. He hadn't meant to let that slip! So what if he really liked the cheap, over-dramatized, two-dimensional characterizations of people struggling through improbable, rare, sometimes almost impossible circumstances???? So what if he liked the cheesy, overly emotional portrayal of normal events??? SO?!?!?!
"Umm, sometimes... If I'm... bored..." he replied.
Yusuke smirked. "That explains more than it doesn't... I didn't even think Atsuko-san could read, and I never would have thought she'd be interested in stuff like that! Didn't really expect you to either, but as you pointed out, your whole life is like a bad romance novel! Besides, you've been traumatized!" Yusuke joked, cupping Touya's face gently in his hands.
Touya laughed uneasily. "I'd agree with that." Hiei actually looked kind of concerned, and KuwaBAKA just stared like an idiot.
"Right then, you two should probably pack so you can go to the hotel, and, um, work out a little stress?" Kuwabara said, scratching his head.
Yusuke grinned. "Talk about stress! I don't think we've even gotten past a rare light kiss since we started this damn tour. Let alone anything more! By the way, you know what's a great song?"
Touya FINALLY got off Yusuke, and shook his head. "Nani?"
Yusuke also stood and began singing one of his favorites, which caused Touya to become a lovely shade of scarlet. "'I wanna fuck you like an animal! I wanna feel you from the inside!'" Touya clapped a hand over Yusuke's mouth.
"Don't we all. In the mean time, who's the lead singer? Who is going to do all the singing?" Yusuke gestured to Touya in response to the first question. "Sorry, no offense, but lets keep it that way." Touya smiled very slightly at the last part of his statement. He pulled his hand away and Yusuke grinned.
Yusuke let forth a mock sigh, before stating dramatically, "I GUESS so..." Kuwabara excused himself to the bathroom in a panic and Hiei wrinkled his nose, noticing a small puddle where Kuwabara once stood.
"Kuso." Hiei said, in reference to his unpleasant discovery.
Yusuke noticed also. "Actually, Hiei, that's not kuso, it's-"
"I know what it is, baka hentai kisama!"