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Fiancée no more
Summery: What if Ranma was able to fix his engagements and Fiancée problems by just taking a visit to the doctor?
Chapter 1
[At Dr. Tofu's clinic]
Ranma was in Dr. Tofu for his usual check-up. He was waiting on the examination table for his results from tests by Dr. Tofu. Then the doctor came in with the results.
"Anything good doc?" asked Ranma when Dr. Tofu came in.
"Let me see the results," said Dr. Tofu as he shifts through the papers he has.
"Ranma you're health is overall very good especially with that super healing factor of yours."
Ranma beamed with that result with pride.
"But there is one thing though. It seems that your sperm count is very low almost classifying you as sterile," said Dr. Tofu.
"I don't get it," said Ranma.
Dr. Tofu cocked one of his eyebrows and asked:
"Did you get sex Ed at school?"
"I didn't really go to school," said Ranma.
"Uh didn't your dad teach you about the honey and bees?"
"Hum you mean bees make honey?" said Ranma innocently.
"Ah damn it! Don't you know how babies are made?"
"Uh a bird comes with the baby to the mother like children are told by people?"
"ARRRGrarr!" yelled Dr. Tofu who was now tearing some hair out of his head.
"Ok Ranma you see when there is the opposite sex join together in a marriage, they produce a baby in order to pass their traditions.
"You mean an heir," said Ranma.
"Yes if you insist. Now in your case you cannot produce an heir because of so many factors such as stress, trauma from the Neko-ken, anxiety from the entire fighting, duel, and all the damages you have taken. Since the stress is so high, your body is only healing the most important things in your body that has been broken and neglecting the less important ones.
"Your point?"
Dr. Tofu just signed seeing that Ranma doesn't understand.
"To put it simple, I'm afraid that if you marry Akane, you will never have a child with her or any girls."
"You mean I won't be able to produce an heir?" said Ranma.
"Yes you will not have an heir since from what I know that all anybody who does practice martial arts requires an heir to pass off their technique when people are marry," said Dr. Tofu.
"That's perfect!"
"What?" asked Dr. Tofu.
"You see with so many people I have to marry, I can't really do anything to void them since my father did all the contracts with them without losing honor. Now with this revelation, I can put an end to all engagements honorably since I have this medical condition. Also maybe Soun will stop bugging me."
"But aren't you worried?"
"Nope! Now I can never have to worry about proposing or accepting a proposal for a date. I now can worry about finishing school and get decent job. I think I'll go and tell some people about this great news. That way people will not bother me anymore. Have a nice day Doc!"
"Genma next time I see you, I'm sending you to the vet," muttered Dr. Tofu as Ranma left happily.
Author's notes:
How do you like it? Oh does anybody know the type of bird that carries babies around in the children stories? I don't remember. Plz give your two cents!
Fiancée no more
Summery: What if Ranma was able to fix his engagements and Fiancée problems by just taking a visit to the doctor?
Chapter 1
[At Dr. Tofu's clinic]
Ranma was in Dr. Tofu for his usual check-up. He was waiting on the examination table for his results from tests by Dr. Tofu. Then the doctor came in with the results.
"Anything good doc?" asked Ranma when Dr. Tofu came in.
"Let me see the results," said Dr. Tofu as he shifts through the papers he has.
"Ranma you're health is overall very good especially with that super healing factor of yours."
Ranma beamed with that result with pride.
"But there is one thing though. It seems that your sperm count is very low almost classifying you as sterile," said Dr. Tofu.
"I don't get it," said Ranma.
Dr. Tofu cocked one of his eyebrows and asked:
"Did you get sex Ed at school?"
"I didn't really go to school," said Ranma.
"Uh didn't your dad teach you about the honey and bees?"
"Hum you mean bees make honey?" said Ranma innocently.
"Ah damn it! Don't you know how babies are made?"
"Uh a bird comes with the baby to the mother like children are told by people?"
"ARRRGrarr!" yelled Dr. Tofu who was now tearing some hair out of his head.
"Ok Ranma you see when there is the opposite sex join together in a marriage, they produce a baby in order to pass their traditions.
"You mean an heir," said Ranma.
"Yes if you insist. Now in your case you cannot produce an heir because of so many factors such as stress, trauma from the Neko-ken, anxiety from the entire fighting, duel, and all the damages you have taken. Since the stress is so high, your body is only healing the most important things in your body that has been broken and neglecting the less important ones.
"Your point?"
Dr. Tofu just signed seeing that Ranma doesn't understand.
"To put it simple, I'm afraid that if you marry Akane, you will never have a child with her or any girls."
"You mean I won't be able to produce an heir?" said Ranma.
"Yes you will not have an heir since from what I know that all anybody who does practice martial arts requires an heir to pass off their technique when people are marry," said Dr. Tofu.
"That's perfect!"
"What?" asked Dr. Tofu.
"You see with so many people I have to marry, I can't really do anything to void them since my father did all the contracts with them without losing honor. Now with this revelation, I can put an end to all engagements honorably since I have this medical condition. Also maybe Soun will stop bugging me."
"But aren't you worried?"
"Nope! Now I can never have to worry about proposing or accepting a proposal for a date. I now can worry about finishing school and get decent job. I think I'll go and tell some people about this great news. That way people will not bother me anymore. Have a nice day Doc!"
"Genma next time I see you, I'm sending you to the vet," muttered Dr. Tofu as Ranma left happily.
Author's notes:
How do you like it? Oh does anybody know the type of bird that carries babies around in the children stories? I don't remember. Plz give your two cents!