Know Your Stars.. Chapter II "Stars Meeting"
Eva: Well hello again, I've decided to continue this story before publishing another story. It just makes sense.
Yusuke: Nothing makes sense in this story..--U
Eva: Sure it does! And now you guys get to hold a meeting to find the "know your stars guy"! Doesn't that sound fun?
Hiei: No.
Eva: Yea your right. :sigh: just say the disclaimer, while I think of more stories..
Hiei: Why do I always have to say the disclaimer?
Eva: because it's your job!
Hiei: fine. Eva doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho, All That, Know Your Stars..or pretty much anything..
Eva: I do own the Yu Yu Hakusho manga volume #1!
All: Anime Fall
Eva: Now to the story! D
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After their conversations with the "Know Your Stars Guy" our hero's decide to have a meeting in order to find this guy. Joining them are Botan and Yukina.
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On The 'All That' stage..
Botan: So, I'm here because your going to tell me that some guy has tricked you into joining a t.v. show and now he is telling false information about you to the viewers of the show and you are all p.o.'ed about that and Hiei wants to kill him?
All: nod
Botan: oh ok.
Yusuke: Yea and whoever he is he knows all of our names!
Kurama: (sarcastically) gasp!
Yusuke: really! He said that I hold sewing meetings in my basement!!
Hiei: and do you?
Yusuke: NO!!
Kuwabara: He said that I watch my little pony!!
All except Kuwabara: o.O
Kuwabara: Which I don't!!
Botan: The point is, we should find out who this guy is..
All: yea.
Botan: But How?
All: thinking pose
Kuwabara: (light bulb image) Hey I got it!
Hiei: (sarcastically) here we go
All: what?
Kuwabara: We can trick him into telling us where he is!
Kurama: That might work, but I think the "know your stars guy" is smarter than that.
Yusuke: Yea, he would probably see what we were trying to do and then trick us into going to some remote island or something.
All: laugh
Eva: Or you could just follow this map!
Yusuke: gah! Where did you come from!?!
Eva: I have the power of the author I can come into this story at any point and time I want.
All: o.O
Yusuke: oh.
Eva: This map can help you find the know your stars guy, Bye! see you at the end of the chapter!
.:Eva goes poof and disappears:.
Kurama: Ok, that was strange.
Botan: But at least now we have a map!
Yusuke: hmm…it says
Take the stairs down to the main hallway.
Botan: ok, so lets go!
.:All walk to the main hallway:.
Hiei: Now what does it say?
Yusuke: Go to room 34 and enter the main stars room.
All: k
.:All enter room 34:.
Yusuke: Alright where is this guy anyway?, the author is sending us on a wild goose chase..Go out back door to find "Know Your Stars Guy's" trailer …oh. nevermind.
All:
Botan: I think we sould all go in and surprise attack!
Kuwabara: I don't know that guy sounded kinda mean..
All: Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: fine! But I warned you guys.
Botan: hum..the "know your stars guy" is pretty secretive to host his show from a small trailer like this in the parking lot.
Yusuke: well I would be too if everyone I insulted was trying to hunt me down.
Botan: that's not what I meant.
"Know Your Stars Know Your Stars…"
Kuwabara: GAH! Its him!! Run awwaayyy!!
Yusuke: Kuwabara! We are not running away!
Kurama: Theres nothing to be afraid of it's only the loudspeaker not him in person.
Kuwabara: oh
"Yusuke Urameshi"
"He quit his job as a spirit detective to join a group of monks in the middle east."
Yusuke: Ok, we all know that's not true and were here to put an end to all your stupid phrases.
"But monks are peace full Yusuke.."
Yusuke: that's it. I'm breaking in!!..
Kurama: Yusuke keep calm. The know your stars guy is sure to reveal who he is if we just wait and keep questioning him.
Yusuke: But I wanna know who that jerk is now!!
All: sigh
"Kazuma Kuwabara…"
"He can ride a broom stick out a 200 story window."
Kuwabara:..wow 200 stories..thats amazing..HEY! WAIT! I cant ride broom sticks I'm not a witch or somethin! Or Botan!
Botan: Hey!
Yusuke: You ride an oar, its similar.
Kuwabara: yea!
"Hiei.."
Hiei: mumble stupid mumble know your stars guy
"Is secretly in the band "Good Charlotte""
Hiei: We all know that I am not in some stupid human band.
"Life Styles Of The Rich And Famous- eh Hiei?"
Hiei: I just said I am not in any stupid band!!
"We just got information that Hiei is secretly going undercover as Joel"
Hiei: I am not going undercover as anyone! I'm being individual!!
"(singing) If you want me to wait, I will wait for you. If you tell me to stay, I would stay right through!"
Hiei: That's it. We can kill him now Yusuke.
"Kurama"
Kurama: EEEP O.O
"he he, still buttering your pants and stealing Christmas trees Kurama?"
Kurama: I have never buttered my pants or stolen a christmas tree.
"You know Kurama your right."
Kurama: thank goodness someone agrees with me.
"You butter your dress."
Kurama: O.O WHATT!?!?! Its NOT a dress!! Its traditional Japanese clothing!!
"yea. It's a dress."
Kurama: TRADITIONAL JAPANESE CLOTHING!!
Yusuke: wow, and we all thought Kurama was the calmest one.
"Sure, and I suppose Hiei butters his dress too?"
Hiei: CAPE!!
Kurama: Traditional Japanese Clothing and Cape!!
"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.."
Kuwabara: So how are we supposed to get into this trailer thingy?
Yusuke: Well I suggest we break down the door.
Hiei: I have a better idea. .: Slashes door with sword and door breaks in two:.
All: o.o wow nice shot
Botan: So who will be brave and go face the know your stars guy?
Kuwabara: I KAZUMA KUWABARA, WILL BE BRAVE AND SAVE YOU ALL!! ESPECIALLY YUKINA MY LOVE!!
Hiei: glares at Kuwabara
Yukina: um..thanks?
Kuwabara: NOW ONWARD TO SAVE THE DAY!
Hiei: this should be good.
Kuwabara: runs off into dark trailer
3 seconds later..
Kurama: Kuwabara! Just tell us where your hurt!!
Kuwabara: owie owie everywhere!! owie! The pain!! Owie cruel world!! Go on without me!!
Hiei: you idiot. You ran in there with no plan at all and then two seconds later got beaten up by the know your stars guy!
Kuwabara: OWIE!!
Hiei: Your a disgrace to all your kind.
Botan: We need another plan..
Yusuke: That's, it I'm goin in! (mission impossible music plays in the background)
Botan: uh…Good luck!
Kuwabara: Hey! You guys didn't wish me good luck!
Hiei: We are asking for luck, not miracles.
Kuwabara: grr…owie..
Yusuke: (comes walking out holding Jr. Koenma by the back of his shirt collar)
Yusuke: Ahem.
Koenma: (holding microphone) err..he he..hiya guys..um..this isn't what it looks like!!
Botan: Koenma!! Are you behind this!?!
Koenma: um..er…um..
Kurama: You were the one who said I buttered my pants!! How dare you!!
Koenma: umm..guys.. cant we just talk this out over a nice cup of demon coffe..um..or something..
All: no. --
Botan: your father is going to give you so many spankings when he hears about this!
Yusuke: ohhh!! Your in trouble!!
All: Yusuke don't do that -.-
Yusuke: sorry
Koenma: PLEASE PLEASE!! DON'T TELL MY DADDY! PLEASE PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING!!
Hiei: anything?
Kurama: Well, then there may be another way..
Yusuke:?
Yukina: ?
Botan:?
Kuwabara:?????????????
Koenma: o.o
Later That Night On The "All That" Show
(all that music playing in the background)
Everyone: Its Alllllllll THAT! Yea!!
Yusuke: Hello and welcome to all that. Tonight's show will mainly feature "Know Your Stars"
Everyone: YAYYY!!!
Yusuke: we thought you would say that. So now here's "Know Your Stars"!!
Everyone: w00t w00t!!
In The Trailor In The Parking Lot
Botan: So we all get to take turns making fun of Koenma on tonights 30minute segment of "Know Your Stars" clear?
Hiei, Kurama ,Yukina, Kuwabara: nod
Back on "All That"
"Know Your Stars Know Your Stars.."
"Koenma"
Koenma: o.o
"Is secretly going out with pop-princess Jessica Simpson"
Koenma: am not!!
"Are too."
Koenma: AM NOT!!
"ARE TOO!"
Koenma: AM NOT AM NOT AM NOT!
"ARE TOO ARE TOO ARE TOO!!"
Koenma: AM NOT!! And isn't she married?
"Who cares?"
Crowd: Erupts in fit of laughter
"Know Your Stars Know Your Stars.."
"Koenma"
"Keeps a dead moose named Mr.huggy-kins (ha ha knd D) under his desk to hug in his spare time.."
Crowd: fall out of their seats in laughter
Koenma: Now we all know that's not true.
"But they don't know now do they?"
Crowd: Crying because of laughter
"Know Your Stars Know Your Stars.."
"Koenma"
"Was secretly In the band "Black Sabbath" before he got too annoyed with Ozzy Ozbourne and quit."
Koenma: ha ha! That would be funny..But that's not true either.
"Sure it isn't."
Crowd: literally dieing of laughter
"Know Your Stars Know Your Stars.."
"Koenma"
"He puts butter and jam on his pants every morning.."
Crowd: is laughing so hard they had to call an ambulance to pick up some people.
Kurama: laughing hysterically
Koenma: (sarcastically) oh yea, we completely don't know who said that
Kurama: Get it!?! Butter AND jam!! LOL!!
Crowd: O.O
Kurama: :sigh: never mind. I don't even know why I bother.
King Enma: KO-EN-MA!!
Crowd: EEEP!!
Yusuke: um..Mr. King Enma Sir. Were live. On the air..RIGHT NOW!!
King Enma: I know, how else would I have found out what my son did to you poor kids.
Yusuke: umm yea
King Enma: I LOVE this show! xXx Does Peace Sign thingy at camera xXx Hi mom!
Crowd: O.O um..YAYY!!!!
Yusuke: AND THAT'S—
Crowd: ALLL THAT!! YAYY!!! WOO!!
Yusuke: Stay tuned to see more "Know Your Stars"!!
Crowd: YEAHH!!! GO ALL THAT!! WOOT!!
END
Credits comeing soon…
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Eva: HA HA! That was awsom!
Hiei: That was actually better than I thought it would be.
Yusuke: Yea good job!
Kurama: and there will be credits soon too!
Eva: yup! As soon as I can go on the computer for a while to type, so till then ja ne! .
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