:: Hey, I wrote this just because it popped into my head and I'm bored and I don't want to work on my research paper. And because we all need a little SS fluff. It's a one-parter if that wasn't obvious. Enjoy! ::
:: Disclaimer- Don't own any characters or the O.C. ::
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"I don't get your shirt, Cohen."
"What's there to get?"
" 'I'd rather be in Antarctica?' "
"I think it is kind of self-explanatory, Summer."
"Well, I think it is kind of self-….stupid."
"Niiiiiice, Summer. That was awesome."
"Why would you want to be in Antarctica, anyway?"
"I would be far, far away from you."
"Ha Ha, Cohen. I hope you do go to Antarctica, and get attacked by a giant killer penguin."
"Yeah, because that is likely."
"You better watch out, I might have a rage blackout."
"That sounds like a threat. Was that a threat?"
"Uh-huh. I think it was. No, no wait, yes it definitely was."
"Oh, oh, I'm scared, Summer. What, what are you going to do? Scratch my eyes out with your nails? Choke me with your perfume? Okay, yes, that does sound kind of bad."
"I could never live in Antarctica. The harsh winds would SO ruin my hair."
"Oh yes, mine too. I think my Jew-fro is looking pretty good today, don't you?"
"Whatever, Cohen."
"Hey, Summer?"
"Yeah?"
"I made you a shirt."
"Really, what does it say?"
" 'I'd rather be having a rage blackout.'"
"Cohen!"
