A/N- Hi peeps! How are ya'll? Good? That's good. So, what are ya'll doing on Saturday? Really? That's good. Who's going to buy Square-Enix for me? That's good
Yuna- :::sigh::: do I have to do everything around here?
Yuffie- Yep!
Vivi- I need a bath...
Gippal- :::sniffs Vivi:::
Vivi- Hey!
Gippal- Heheh
Locke- Are we supposed to be doing something?
Terra- (in Esper form) Wooooooooooooo
Celes- Uh, are you supposed to be a ghost?
General Leo- Hey! No stealing my parts!
Tifa- Pants? Where? :::sniffs air::: I can smell lovely delicious pants... You! What brand are your pants? :::points to Zidane:::
Zidane- Pants? Where? :::starts looking around::: I'm afraid of pants... :::shudders:::
Garnet- It's ok Zidane, let's forget about all this 'pants' nonsense, we all know they don't exist
Zidane- Thanks Garnet :::hugs her:::
Yuna- is anyone listening to me?
Everyone- (continues on with their various conversations)
Yuna- SHUT-UP! :::draws her guns:::
Everyone- (looks at her and then turns back to their conversations)
Yuna- :::eye twitch:::
Shuyin- HEY EVERYONE! PAY ATTENTION TO YUNA OR I'LL VAPORISE ALL YOUR WORLDS!!!!
Hero's and Heroines of FF- DIE!!!!!
Shuyin- oh shit...
Aeris- My this is a violent fic isn't it? Well, once again, I feel the need to- :::rock hits her on the head:::
Wakka- whoops... heheh, sorry?
Aeris- SCREW THE DAMN CENSORING! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY TO NARSHE!!!!!!!
Everyone- :::turns to look at Aeris beating Wakka up:::
Author- :::comes out of bathroom::: Hey :::looks around::: I'm gone for 5 minutes and Aeris is beating people up?
Everyone- :::nods:::
Author- Whoah, I need to stop giving her those Pixie Sticks...
Aeris- Pixie sticks? Gimme gimme gimme!
Author- mine!
The authoress and Aeris get into a huge fight over the Pixie Stick
FF7 cast- :::forms a circle around the two::: Fight fight fight!
FF9 cast- Kill kill kill!
FF10 cast- Can we do something interesting now?
FF6 cast- NO!
FF10 cast- YES!
FF6 cast- NO!
FF10 cast- YES!
FF6 cast- NO!
FF10 cast- YES!
FF6 cast- NO!
FF10 cast- YES!
FF6 cast- NO!
FF10 cast- YES!
FF6 cast- NO!
FF10 cast- YES!
FF6 cast- NO!
Author- :::finished her fight with Aeris who is now hanging off a wall with a black eye:::
Aeris-...
Author- EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!
All- yes master
Author- good. Now, someone tell me which fic these author notes are for
Everyone- :::side glances:::
Author- Well?
Shinra- Kilika High?
Author- thank-you Shinra, as for the rest of you... :::gets out laptop:::
Shinra- That's a cardboard laptop
Author- No! that's a lie!
Tidus- not a real laptop eh?
FF characters- hehehehehehehe :::gets out weapons:::
Author- oh shit not again...
CENSORED FOR VIOLENCE AGAINST POOR ME
Disclaimer- :::pokes with stick:::
Yuna looked at herself in the mirror. Seeing as she had left all her clothes at her old home in Zanarkand she was forced to borrow Rikku's. She frowned at the outfit Rikku had chosen for her. It consisted of a light blue sleeveless top that showed her bellybutton and a pair of dark blue faded jeans. Rikku had lent her a purple belt with a white buckle to 'complete the look'. Yuna's eyes widened in horror when Rikku entered with a pair of scissors and a comb. Yuna backed up against the wall stammering.
'N-no Rikku, don't even think a-about i-it'
an evil grin spread across Rikku's face when she saw that her cousin had no-where to run. Resigned to the worst Yuna sat down on the bed and closed her eyes. She had no idea how well Rikku would be able to cut her precious hair and preferred to keep her eyes closed during this torture. For about 5 minutes Yuna sat there terrified while Rikku cut her hair. When Rikku proclaimed that she was done Yuna opened one hesitant eye to look in the giant mirror in front of her. She had to admit that Rikku had done a good job, but she was still unforgiving that she had cut her hair that had taken 3 years to grow long. She would pay her back later she decided. Yuna went downstairs where her Uncle Cid was making toast for the girls. Rikku had previously thrown out all the Frosty Flakes and Pop-Tarts, Yuna's main source of nutrition, because Yuna had thrown out all the dark chocolate. Cid nodded to the girls when they entered the room to acknowledge their presence. Cid was not much of a talker, he was the strong and silent type, a master in creating machina. His mind was so filled with designs that morning that the toast burnt. Muttering apologies under his breath Uncle Cid left the room to shut off the power. Deciding that they didn't need breakfast, Yuna and Rikku went out to the garage to get their motorbikes. Rikku's one was orange with flames painted on the sides and Yuna's was a mixture of blues and purples with crystals. They put on their helmets and slowly manoeuvred their bikes out of the machina-filled garage. Rikku had said earlier that she had to make a few stops along the way to pick up some friends. Yuna followed along, being new to this part of Spira and not knowing any of Rikku's friends she had no idea where she was going. When they arrived at a big white house with orange gutters and a black metal gate Rikku got off her bike and pressed a button near a intercom that obviously went inside
'Hey! Dr.P, Lu! Get out her we're gonna be late!'
two females on matching black bikes rode out of the gates on full speed. On their bikes were their names written in hot-pink. The one on the left had 'Paine' written on it and the one on the right had 'Lulu' written on it. Paine was wearing a pair of dark black jeans and a black top with 'Screw princess, I wanna be da Queen' written on it in red. Lulu was wearing a black skirt that came up to her knees and a red tube-top. Both had black helmets with 'I LUV MARILYN MANSON' written on them in white.
'Rikku, if you would please not yell into the intercom so loud, it would be very much appreciated' Paine yelled over the noise of the 4 motorbikes
'But I needed to make sure that you could hear me' Rikku shouted back
'Rikku, the people in Bevelle could hear you'
Rikku rolled her eyes and got back on her bike.
'Next stop, Gippal and Baralai!' she shouted and zoomed off down the street, Yuna, Lulu and Paine followed in a line. They picked up Gippal and Baralai and then finally headed off to school.
'Ok Yuna, this is the majority of the gang, this is Lulu' Rikku pointed to Lulu 'Paine' she pointed to Paine 'Gippal and Baralai' each of them nodded at Yuna except for Gippal who walked over to her and picked her up. He put her down when Yuna started blushing and Rikku started pulling his hair. Rikku looked around and bit her lip. Lulu looked at her watch.
'They're late'
Gippal walked over to Rikku and started twirling her hair with his fingers
'Relax Riks, this is Tidus and Wakka we're talking about. Just when you think that they're not gonna turn up, poof! They're there like nothing ever happened!'
Rikku nodded and hugged him
'You're right Gippy!'
'Of course I am Ricky!'
Yuna sniggered at their pet names of each other, she wasn't the only one either, Baralai was struggling to contain his laughter and Paine had an amused smile on her face. Only Lulu seemed to be paying any attention to the silver car that just pulled up. A guy with red hair styled up to look like a wave stepped out of the passengers' seat. In Yuna's opinion his hair looked like a Shoopuf had licked it. (A/N- it does, really, it does) He was wearing a pair of Hawaiian shorts and a tropical shirt. He waved to Lulu and jogged over. Baralai saw him and walked over
'Hey, s'up bradda?' The redhead asked as Baralai approached, his voice had a thick accent that lead Yuna to believe that he was originally from Besaid
'Nothing much, you?'
'Ah, same old same old'
A blond male had just come out of the silver car, he crept up behind Wakka and motioned for everyone else to be silent
'IT'S GUMBY!' he shouted. Wakka jumped and looked around. Everyone started laughing, especially the blond. He and Gippal pretended to wipe a tear away from their eyes and then hi-fived each-other
'Tidus!' Rikku squealed and then ran over to him. 'Whoah! Some-one call pest control quick! The monkeys escaped the science lab!'
Rikku pouted at the joke that was aimed toward her as everyone else laughed.
'Ah, calm down Riks, it's not like we don't always make fun of our 'baby' is it?' Tidus asked her. Rikku thought for a moment and then walked over to Gippal who was trying to keep a straight face lest Rikku get angry with him. Paine sighed.
'I'm going to go inside now before I miss all my classes, if you guys wanna wag then it's fine with me' she walked inside with Lulu, Wakka and Baralai following behind. Gippal slung Rikku over his shoulder and carried her behind the school leaving Tidus and Yuna behind.
'So, you must be Rikku's cuz right?' he asked her
'Yeah, I moved here from Zanarkand'
'Really? That's where I used to live!'
'No way!?'
Yuna was shocked, she hadn't been expecting anyone in Kilika to be from Zanarkand, she didn't even know if anyone there had the money to holiday there in one of the cheap hotels. He smiled at her showing his pearly-white teeth, she couldn't help but blush, he noticed this and chuckled
'I'm Tidus' he said sticking out his hand for her to shake. She took it and smiled at him
'I'm Yuna, nice to meet you'
A/N- Ok, I think we've all figured out that I suck at first meetings. Because everyone beat me up at the begginning of this fic, I didn't have enough time to thank my reviewers, so here goes:
Al bhed Princess- :::grins::: you are my favourite reviewer you know that? :::hugs::: thankies! If anyone reads these things, I strongly suggest you read her fics! There're soooooooo good!
YRP-is-so-good- :::blushes::: heheh :::scratches back of neck::: I uh, meant to put Gippal Baralai Nooj and all that in the introductions I, uh, I forgot actually-but it's not my fault! Everyone beat me up in What Really Happened After And During FFX2 and I was suffering from blood loss and I was delirious! I swear it!
Anonymous- I dislike Gippal/Rikku fics very much. There is no way in the third hell that I will ever write one. I am strictly bound to Tuna fics. (Tidus/Yuna=Tuna!) you have no need to worry about another Gipkku fic. None at all.
AitaiDaisukix33- thankies!
cheekytriangle- your name is familiar to me, you were one of my reviewers for What Really Happened After And During FFX2. I know these things you see. I'm magic.
hana- I'm glad you're interested. Yep :::nods head::: thanks for your review
Thank-you to everyone who reviewed my fic and keep it up or I will set my army of beavers on you! I have dish-liquid-washing-eating ones, fire ones, pen-eating ones, and lots lots more!
Tidus- :::fighting off beavers::: she's not kidding