BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ANOTHER INSANE CHAPTER!!!!!! I mean....er....uh-oh........IT WASN'T ME! Aaaaw, man ! I have a 101.6 temperature.....AND IT'S STILL RISING! Great.....another day home from school.....

Disclaimer:I WILL NOT SAY IT! ish prodded by a flaming torch Ok, ok! If you have seen a single episode, you know it's not mine! If it was...you don't wanna know...I OWN MY THERAPISTS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-wait....they aren't worth money....

Mr. Loserbrain and Evan smiled at each other. Evan, smiling because the funny farm was waiting outside, seeing how the last three sessions had gone. Mr. Loserbrain because he's a therapist. And he has to.

"So, why don't we begin? How's school going?" Mr. Loserbrain asked.

"Aaaw, I suck at it." Evan sighed.

"Well, do you study?" Mr. Loserbrain asked.

"No. For, knowledge is power and power corrupts, if I studied really hard, I'd turn evil. And the Professor said we weren't allowed to be evil." Evan nodded like he was trying to be good, but was thinking up ways to torture the therapist.

"Well....that's one way to look at it." Mr. Loserbrain blinked in surprise.

"Hey, did you notice that on your desk plate they accidentally put Oscar Lesbian?" Evan asked, pointing to the nameplate on his desk.

"WHAT?!?!?!" Mr. Loserbrain yelled, grabbing it. "Shit, they did!" he moaned, and then realized Evan was still in the room. "Uh..."

"Wow.....I thought therapists weren't allowed to talk like that." Evan laughed.

"It...it was a little slip!!!" Mr. Loserbrain sighed.

"Riiiiiight! Just like this is!" Evan grabbed his skateboard from his backpack and started to go around the room.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?! THOSE ARE WOODEN FLOORS!!!! DON'T YOU DO THAT!" Mr. Loserbrain screamed.

"Sorry Mr. Lesbian, I mean Loserbrain! I can't help my destructive nature! WEEEEEEEEEEE!" Evan laughed evilly as he boarded around the room, destroying the office. Mr. Loserbrain grabbed the skateboard, sending Evan flying.

"We are here to talk." Mr. Loserbrain grumbled.

"Did you know that ninjas riding on llamas will take over the world some day?!?!?! DID YOU?!?!?! I DID!!!!" Evan laughed hysterically. He knew he would never act this was in reality, but it was fun to push the therapists buttons.

"WHAT?!?!?! ALL YOU XAVIER KIDS HAVE DRIVEN YOUR THERAPISTS NUTS! BUT YOU WON'T GET TO ME!!!!!" Mr. Loserbrain yelled furiously.

"We're not doing it on purpose! We are just trying to get rid of our issues!" Evan pouted.

"Not doing it on purpose my...." Mr. Loserbrain trailed off, yet again remembering he wasn't alone.

"What's that?" Evan pointed out the window.

"What?" Mr. Loserbrain turned around, giving Evan time to grab his skateboard.

"Mr. Lesbiasn, you'll never take me alive!" Evan yelled, boaring out the door.

"GET BACK HERE! AND MY NAME'S NOT LESBIAN!!!!!!!!" Mr. Lesbi-Mr. Loserbrain screamed, chasing him down the hall. Somehow, Jean and Scott(whom were awaiting their therapy in the lobby) didn't notice it at all.

"GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PSYCHO! I HAVE KITTY'S MUFFINS!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA, I AM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!" Evan held up a muffin for dramatic effect.

"WHO CARES ABOUT A STUPID MUFFIN?!?!?! COME BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR THERAPY LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!--1--" Mr. Loserbrain chased him into a new hallway.

"COME ANOTHER STEP CLOSER AND I'LL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!" Evan warned, waving Kitty's scary muffin.

"LOOK, I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE A MUTANT!!! YOU ARE INSANE! TAKE THE STUPID THERAPY SO I CAN GET PAID!!!!" Mr. Loserbrain growled/screamed.

"You don't care about my issues....you only wanna get paid.....now I see why Kurt wanted a refund!!!!!" Evan stopped, and started to chase Mr. Loserbrain with the muffin. Mr. Loserbrain took this a chance to go back to his office. He was a complete idiot. They ran into the room, when Evan turned around, shutting and locking the door.

"Now, back to therap-" Mr. Lesbian murmured, but Evan duck taped his mouth, and duck taped him to his chair. Untaping the poor insane idiot's mouth, he shoved Kitty's muffin down his throat.

"I WARNED YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Evan laughed like a maniac as the therapist passed out. He untaped him all the way, and tossed the tape out the window. After breaking it.

"PROFESSOR!!!! FUNNY FARM DUDES!!!! HE'S INSANE! HE WAS DANGEROUS! HE BROKE THE WINDOW AND THEN GOT DRUNK AND PASSED OUT ON THE DESK! THERE WAS A PILL IN HIS BEER! IT WAS TERRIFYING!" Evan cried, running out of the room.

"So, Evan, was it a success?" Rogue asked.

"Yeah, it was! Kitty, he...LOVED your...muffin..." Evan smirked happily.

"Like, awesome!" Kitty squealed in delight.

"Zre plan waz to torment zem to insanity...not murder zem! Ve didn't vant any evidence!" Kurt moaned.

"Relax, he never died!" Evan defended himself. Kitty grumbled something about being under appreciated and stormed off.

SHOUT OUTS!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!

sugarhighnutcase:Must......steal......username........Anyway, Remy comes after Jean and Scott, because I didn't let them in on the plan!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ThessalyD:Alas, it is.....but.....it's not fun for the therapists.......LET THEM HAVE THEIR ISSUES!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

fudje:Why thank you. Torture is fun!

Enjoy the therapy of doooooom! And Mr. Les-Loserbrain said they wouldn't get to him!

--1-- Red Witch's therapy for Kurt in It's Good to be The Rogue, Psyche-Out had to say that to him......FUNNY!