Metal Gear Christmas

Romance/Humor

I don't own any metal gear characters.

Rated pg13 for language mild violence and slight sexual content.

Ch. 1 DECORATING FOR CHRISTMAS

It was 5:00 and completely silenced in the Hayter house. RRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!! The alarm went off.

Snake: Son of a bitch!!!

Snake pulled his SOCOM out from under his pillow and shot the clock until he was out of ammo. Meryl woke up next to him in the bed.

Meryl: What's wrong honey?

Snake: Nothin' babe.

He kissed her and they held the kiss for a while.

Snake: I hate that damn alarm clock.

Meryl: Yeah, I know, but it wakes us up in time to feed the dogs and get ready to decorate for Christmas.

Snake: Point well taken.

Snake fed the dogs, then cooked breakfast as Meryldecorated the house.