Today, Jean shall drive Mrs. Idioticfool insane....BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!
"You seem to be the most normal of Xavier's mutants." Mrs. Idioticfool smiled in relief.
"Well.....I always have to be the perfect one. If I mess up, everyone's always like, 'Jean, work harder,' or, 'Aren't you Miss Responsibility?' But, if Bobby or Kurt pull a prank, oh my, it's hilarious! There's nothing wrong with THEM doing stuff like that! I have only ONCE been able to just hang out with some girlfriends and be myself...." Jean sighed.
"Really? When was that?" Mrs. Idioticfool asked, being the best therapist so far.
"You remember the Bayville Sirens? Kitty, Tabitha, Amara, Rogue, and I were the ones doing that!" Jean smiled fondly at the memory.
"MUTANTS did that?!?!?!" Mrs. Idioticfool asked in surprise.
"Duh! And, I find your prejudice against us extremely offending, you're supposed to be helping me, not criticizing me!" Jean reprimanded angrily.
"Ok, ok! Just tell me about some hardships to work out or something." Mrs. Idioticfool sighed.
"Well...there was my power surge, and Rogue had to save me! You know, she thinks that I'm a goody two shoes, and that everyone loves me, but hates her! IT'S NOT TRUE! KITTY AND KURT LIKE HER BETTER! SO THERE ROGUE!" Jean yelled angrily.
'Rogue is who?' Mrs. Idioticfool thought, but Jean wasn't looking at her and accidentally picked up on the thought.
"She's this gothic depressed mutant who can't touch anyone. She's always complaining, especially about Mystique! SUCK IT UP!!!! Anyway, Scott and Duncan were fighting over me, which was kinda cool, but then we were exposed and Duncan wanted me to cheat for him and I was furious. Scott's my boyfriend now!" Jean sighed happily.
"Yes, er, thats strange." Mrs. Idioticfool murmured. 'Stupid mutant....curse the fact that I need money....'
"WHY...I'M APPALLED! YOU'RE SO PREJUDICED!" Jean yelled, standing up, "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?!?!?! HMM?!?!?! FIRST IT WAS THE NATIVE-AMAERICANS, THEN THE AFRICAN-AMERICANS, THEN ASIANS AND SUCH, NOW MUTANTS?!?!?!?!?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?!?!?!?!?!?!" Jean continued to rant about tolerance.
"Jean, I'm sorry, ok?" Mrs. Idioticfool sighed, though lying.
"DON'T LIE TO A TELEPATH, THEY ALWAYS KNOW! But, I'll pretend I don't. So, where were we?" Jean asked, sitting down.
"Something about Scott being your boyfriend." Mrs. Idioticfool grumbled.
"Well.....let's change subjects!!! Why do I always have to be the perfect one?! Can't somebody expect me to just be a teen for maybe a minute?!?!?! SHEESH! I mean, Kitty can be the naiive teenage girl! SHE CAN ACT LIKE A TEEN! Kurt gets to be the jokester around the house, and Rogue gets to be little miss antisocial! SO WHAT IF THEIR MOTHER IS AN EVIL MUTANT TERRORIST?!?!?!? GUESS WHAT?! MY BEST FRIEND DIED WHEN I WAS EIGHT! THAT IS WHAT ACTIVATED MY POWERS!!!!!!! AND TELEPATHY IS NOT ALL THAT IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE!!!! NEITHER IS TELEKINSES!!! EVERYONE LOST CONTROL AT SOME POINT!!!!!! HECK, SOME NEVER HAD CONTROL!!!!!! SO WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHERE EVERYONE WAS LIKE 'We'd never expect that from her!'?!?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR," Jean was screaming, and things started to float around the therapist's office, "HOW PEOPLE EXPECT THAT!!!!! THEY SHOULD RESPECT ME!!!!! I COULD LEARN ALL THEIR SECRETS!!!!!!!!"
"Um....JEAN?!?!" the disgruntled therapist looked around nervously as she herself was lifted into the air.
"I TRY, AND I TRY, BUT I AM NEVER GOOD ENOUGH! NO MATTER WHAT I DO, I ALWAYS GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT"S NICE JEAN!!!!!!! BUT IF ROGUE, OR KURT, GETS AN A, IT'S GREAT JOB, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!!!!!!! ALL I AM ASKING FOR IS A LITTLE RESPECT! JUST A LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jean screamed, and the floating abjects started to spin around extremely fast.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mrs. Idioticfool screeched as she spun too.
"I RESENT THE FACT THAT I HAFTA BE THIS WAY! IF I HAD A CHOICE, I WOULD HAVE CHANGED MY WAYS A LOOONG TIME AGO! BEEN AN A AND B STUDENT! NOT BE ON TWELVE SCHOOL COMITEES!!! BE A NORMAL TEENAGER! WHY IS THIS DENIED FROM ME?!?!?! WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!" Jean yelled angrily. She took a few deep breaths to calm herself down, and everything fell to the floor. Including her therapist.
"I need a drink!" Mrs. Idioticfool mumbled, and pulled out some scotch--1--.
"You're setting a bad example." Jean glared, and levitated the bottle out the window.
"MY SCOTCH!!! THE ONE THING KEEPING ME SANE! YOU MURDERED IT!!!!!" Mrs. Idioticfool yelled.
"You were setting a bad example. IF I MUST BE PERFECT, YOU MUST BE TOO!" Jean growled.
"My scotch is dead....the bad mutant girl murdered my precious scotch.....what a terrible, terrible mutant girl....I support Senator Kelly.....BRING ON THE SENTINELS!!!!" Mrs. Idioticfool started laughing like a maniac.
"Not another one!" Jean cried and walked to the lobby.
"Jean, did this one go insane as well?" Xavier asked, rubbing his temples.
"Mm-hmm! But, I have no clue why!" Jean sighed.
"Very well. You can leave." Xavier waved her away.
Meanwhile, the funny farm personal were TRYING to keep Mrs. Idioticfool from jumping out the window after her precious scotch. Key word being TRYING.
"Ma'am, your scotch is broken, there's none left! NOW GET IN THE DAMN STRAIGHTJACKET!!!!!" one yelled furiously.
"MY SCOOOOTCH!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Mrs. Idioticfool screamed. And fell asleep due to a shot.
"Wow, Jean drove hers insane by accident." Rogue smirked, watching the dejected Jean.
"I !" Evan laughed.
"Zis iz hilarious!" Kurt smiled. Kitty was still moping about her muffins.
Well, Jean's chapter was fun to write..........
SHOUT OUTS! YAAAAAY!
Red Witch: Wow, I've used a few of your things in this........a question......What fic was the Sleepover of Doom incident in?
GothikStrawberry: THANKIES!!!! DESTROY THERAPY!!!!! Wait.....my mother is a therapist.....
sugarhighnutcase:Don't worry, won't steal it....OR WILL I?!?!?!?!?laughs insanely Anyway, you can see Jean has many real issues that need to be worked out......
animejunkie1008:Well.....My official temperature is 103 degrees F!!!! SO I AM INSANE WITH FEVER!!! And writing down everyone's therapy issues so that when I am better I won't forget. But I've been sick for a week.....Anyway, glad to make you smile....I really should think about stopping the therapists torture, considering my mother....but...then I wouldn't be me!!!!!!!!!!
--1-- Red Witch's teachers/principals/all adults need alchohol to stay sane. It doesn't always work. It seems scotch is a favorite among the adults.