I did proof read this chapter!! Hope you enjoy it. It's more for the Ladies, but I'm sure you guys will understand Jack and Daniel's plite. Remember Season 3.

Chapter 11

Daniel looks at Jack across the briefing room table. "He's not that bad Jack. It's only for two weeks anyway. At least until I can get Sha're settled in."

Jack snorts and looks over at Carter. "What do you think?" He really doesn't want a replacement for Daniel.

Carter grins, knowing her CO isn't going to like her answer. "Well I think he's perfect for the Job."

"See Jack, Sam agrees with me!" Daniel gives Jack a smug look.

Teal'c looks over at O'Neill. "I too believe Dr. Rothman will be a sufficient replacement for Daniel Jackson in his absence."

Jack scowls. "I don't understand why can't just get leave." He looks at Hammond.

Hammond looks back at O'Neill, annoyed. "I am giving you a week of Leave Colonel, however Dr. Jackson has asked for three weeks to help his wife adjust to life. It was that or let him completely resign from the SGC and Return to Abydos."

Jack's eyes widen. "WHAT! You can't do that Daniel!"

"I agree Jack, and so does Sha're. She wants us to find Skaara and bring him home." Daniel answers, closing the file in front of him.

O'Neill sighs with relief. "I want to find him too."

Sha're looks at the clothes lying on the bed in front of her. She picks up one of Major Carters skirts. "I cannot wear this." The skirt is short with a blue floral pattern.

Maria laughs. "I didn't think you would like it. You should at least try it on." She's wearing a light green dress that matches her eyes.

She gives Maria a shocked look. "It would not be proper or honor my husband." Sha're puts the skirt back on the bed.

Maria figured this would happen. "I think Daniel would like it. Earth is a little different than Abydos. It's okay to wear this." She picks the skirt up and hands it to Sha're. "Try it on. If you don't like it, you don't have to wear it."

Sha're nods, when Maria turns her back she slips the baggy pants off and she looks at the skirt haphazardly. She fumbles trying to put it on. She jumps at the knock on the door. "I am not proper."

"Can we come in?" Jack's voice calls from the other side.

Sha're begins to panic. "No, he cannot see me like this." She knows Daniel is will Jack.

"It's okay." Maria runs to the door and opens it just enough to slip out. She steps out into the hall and pulls the door closed behind her. "Hi!" She says to Jack, Daniel and Sam.

Daniel gives Maria a concerned look. "Is she okay?"

She nods. "Yes, she's just having issues with our fashion designers."

Sam laughs. "Need any help?"

Maria nods. "Yeah, her biggest problem is she thinks Daniel won't approve of the out fits."

"That's not true! I only care that she's safe and home." Daniel says step forward to enter the room.

Sam shakes her head, she pulls Daniel back away from the door and steps closer to the door. "She knows that Daniel. She just wants to look good for you, that's all."

Jack rolls his eyes. "She's adjusting to our culture already Daniel."

Maria laughs and goes over and hugs Jack. "I'm glad you understand. Actually, I have a list of things we need for from the store."

"Oh?" He looks down at her. "Like what?"

"Razors, deodorant, etc." Maria looks over at Sam. "If you could go look in her, she's trying to put on your blue skirt."

Daniel looks at Sam. "Can I come?"

"I'll ask her." Sam opens the door slips in and shuts it.

Jack looks at Maria. "If I'm going to go get these things I need a detailed list."

She laughs. "I know."

The door opens and Sam sticks her head out. "She says that you should come back later Daniel."

Daniel visibly pouts. "Is she alright?"

Carter nods her head. "She's fine. We need more hose though." She pulls her head back into the room and Shuts the door.

"I'm going to have to buy HOSE! CARTER that's not funny!" O'Neill half shouts.

Maria giggles into Jack's shirt. "You don't have to buy it. Take Daniel with you, make him buy it."

Janet Fraiser slips into the room and shuts the door quickly behind her. "I got it." She cares a pink caboodle.

Sam turns and smiles. "That didn't take long."

"I told Cassie I was coming to get it, she had it ready." The doctor walks over and sits the kit on the round table.

Maria looks at the doctor. "Are they still sitting out there pouting?"

Sha're looks up from her seat at the question. "Dan'iel?"

Janet nods. "Oh yes."

"Oh No! Dan'iel." She moves to stand up.

Maria pulls Sha're back down into the chair. "He's okay. If he waits he'll appreciate you more? Do you understand?"

Sha're nods. "I will let you finish, my make over." She looks at all the women.

Maria slips out of the room to see Jack and Daniel tossing a hackey-sac back and forth. "Don't you two have anything better to do?"

Jack looks up. "Well I thought I'd take my girlfriend out this evening for a nice dinner maybe a movie. But you see she and my second in command got it into their heads that my friend's wife needed a makeover." He states innocently.

She doesn't even bat an eye at his comment. "Really, maybe you should ask your friend if he'd like to take his wife out on a double date…I mean since she's getting this makeover and all. He should show her off."

Daniel stops paying attention to the hackey-sac and hits him in the chest. "Are you done?" He asks.

"Almost." She gives him the best answer.

Jack rolls his eyes. "How much longer?"

"Just enough time for you two change into something nicer." She grins at both of them.

Daniel grins. "Come on Jack." He stands up

Jack shakes his head, standing up. "What about you, if we're going out on this double date?"

"I'm experienced. I can be ready faster than you two." She challenges him.

"Ya think?" He answers back.

"Jack!" Daniel says.

"What!" He looks at Daniel.

"I think. Go, I'll give you a head start." Maria smiles, opening the door behind her a crack.