Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter and I never will.

Warning- This story is a slash and is very graphic. Watch out!

Note- I don't know who the new D.A.D.A. Teacher's gonna be for the 6th book so I just made up a random name. Don't take it seriously.

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Chapter 7: Messing with the Female Weasel

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I walk into the common room to find Pansy sitting in 'my' chair. She looks up from her book and smiles. I glare at her. She frowns. "What the hell is wrong with you?" She asks.

I walk over to her and she gets up. I sit down with a huff. "I don't wanna talk about it." I grumble.

She smirks. "OH! Potter problems!" She says.

"I said, I don't wanna talk about it." I snap.

She throws her hands up. "Ok, Ok." She says and sits on my lap. I flashback to the party where Potter was in his chair and I straddled him. Pansy wraps her arms around my neck and gives me a quick kiss on the lips. "Whelp, if you wanna talk, you can always come and get me." She says.

"I know."

I smile at Pansy, my blue eyes locking with her green. I lean in and kiss her softly. I wrap my arms around her waist and slip my tongue inside her mouth. She slides her tongue over mine and shifts slightly in my lap. I hear some one clear their throat and I break the kiss. I look over to see Blaize standing there.

"You two done?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.

I look up at Pansy, who's blushing. "Thanks, Luv." I say.

"Um, anytime." She says, turning a deep shade of pink. She gets off of me and sits on the floor. She looks up at Blaize. "Hi, Blaizey!"

He smiles at her and looks back up at me. "Draco, I saw the most disgusting thing ever." He says.

I raise an eyebrow. "More disgusting than the time I walked in on my parents having a threesome with Snape?" I ask.

"Way more."

"Well 'fess up."

Blaize goes over to the couch and sits down. "Ok, I saw the Golden-Boy and the female Weasley shagging in the boy's loo. I took one glance at it and walked straight out." He says.

I feel a bit of jealousy. "Really?" I growl.

"Someone's jealous." Pansy taunts, poking my leg.

I glare down at Pansy. "I'm NOT jealous. It's a Weasel. I have everything they want. Even Potter's dignity and virginity." I state.

"How do you know?"

I look over at Blaize. "Know what?" I ask.

"Well, how do you know that you have Scarhead's virginity? I heard one of the Weasel twins took it this past summer. So technically, they DO have more than you think." He says.

I glare at Blaize. "Unless you SAW the red-headed git shag Potter, I will still claim Potter's virginity." I growl. I wont let that slip from my clutches.

"Well Potter is still being 'owned' by the littlest Weasel." Pansy adds.

"You two aren't helping." I grit though my clenched teeth.

"Well you can always get Potter in the best way YOU know how." Blaize says.

"How's that?"

"With force, of course!"

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I look around a corner of the hallway. I see Mudblood and the Female Weasel coming down the hall, chatting about Merlin knows what. Bloody Gryffindors girls gossip the most than I've seen ever!

As they head my way, I duck into the new Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom. Mum told me that after 5 years of jinxed teachers, they think it's the room. Bloody wankers don't know anything. I open the door to slightly hear what the two girls are saying.

"...rry has been acting really weird. He won't look at me anymore and he doesn't even kiss me. I mean two days ago I had to put HIM in the mood. Is there something wrong with me or something?" I hear the Weasel say. I smile. Potter's doubting himself over me.

"No, Gin. He may be still sensitive about Sirius dying. I mean, you can't blame him. I'd just let him ride it out." Mudblood says. The footsteps stop.

"Come in here with me. I need to talk to the professor a second." I hear the Female Weasel say. NO! GO AWAY, YOU FILFY MUDBLOOD!

"Can't. Ron and I have 'plans.'" Mudblood says.

Weasel and I both make sounds of disgust. I hope they didn't hear me. "HERM! That is so gross! I don't want to hear about you shagging my brother!" She cries.

"Sorry mate. Well I'll see you later! Bye!" Granger says and I hear footsteps down the hall.

The door opens and I grab Weasel. I cover her mouth when she tries to scream. I jam her into a corner and hover her body.

I let go of her mouth. I think I stunned her. She won't move. She just stares at me. "W-Where's Professor Nochtron?" She asks.

I shrug. "Merlin knows." I say. I run a finger on her pale neck. She whimpers and tries to get away from the touch. "You dirty slut." I growl. She squirms as much as Potter. I lift her head so she looks me in the eyes. "I've gotta little plan, Firecrotch, and I'm gonna need your help."

"Don't call me that bloody name and I refuse to help a snobby prat like you." She snaps.

I pick her up and slam her into the wall. She cries out in pain. "Stop!" She wines.

"So you'll help me." I ask. She nods quickly. I smile. "Break up with Potter."

"WHY?! I love Harry!" She says.

I slap her. "Cause I need you to!" I growl.

"But..." She trails.

I shove a fist into her stomach. She yelps. "Ok! Ok! I'll bloody do it!" She cries.

I lightly pull my fist out and I rub her tummy. She tries to get away from my touch. I try to kiss her forehead and she pushes me away. I strike her across the face again. "If you tell a fucking soul about this, I will-"

"-kill you before I'm shipped off to Askaban?"

I grimace. Drat. It's Potter. I turn around to see Potter. He's shaking with anger. "Why hello Potter." I say.

"Let Ginny go."

I glare back at Firecrotch and let her out of the corner. She runs out of the corner and to Potter. She clings to him like a leech. I roll my eyes. You've gotta be kidding me.

"What the hell are you doing, Malfoy?" Potter asks.

I grin. "Just playing with your girlfriend." I say. I wonder how much he's heard.

Potter leans down and whispers in the red-head's ear. Her shaking stops. "What the bloody hell did you say to her?" He growls.

My grin grows. He doesn't know! "I just told her how your cheating on her." I say.

She looks up at her. He shakes his head. "I would never cheat on you." He says. How can he keep such a straight face?

"You lying wanker, Potter. You where fucking kissing me yesterday!" I growl.

Potter pales and his mouth drops. Oh I have him. Firecrotch lets go of him and gives him a disgusted look. "He's kidding right?" She asks.

"Um, Gin..." Potter trails.

"H-How could you do this to me." Weasel squeaks out.

Oh this is way better than my other plan. "Well I must say Potter's best body part is his tongue." I had to say it.

"SOD OFF, MALFOY!" Potter growls.

Weasel's eyes fill with tears. "I can't believe this, Harry. W-Where breaking up RIGHT NOW! I hate you so much! I-I gotta go." She says and leaves the room.

Potter looks over at me, his eyes burning with hatred. He storms off after Firecrotch.

And now I wait.

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Author's Note: Hey! How are we all doing? I've written out to Chapter 12 in this story! Woo Hoo! Oh and the next chapter is pretty damn graphic. I think this chapter is pretty boring. Sorry about that. And I'm now going to refer to Ginny as Firecrotch cause that name fits her oh-so well. I got it from the nickname I heard this chick call her friend who's a red-head. I thought it was the funniest thing ever. My friends called me a loser cause I'm a red-head too and I call Ginny that. Oh well. Hope you all liked this chapter. Please review! Later!!