Yusuke and Kuwabara glared at each other for about five minutes before Yusuke sighed. "Okay, I can't do this. I'm closing my eyes, and you just kiss me and get it over with, ok Kuwabaka?"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
Yusuke groaned. "No. Let's just get this over with then." Yusuke closed his eyes tight, his fists clenched.
Hiei smirked devilishly, as Kuwabara slowly came forward, obviously not enjoying himself. Finally he put his lips against Yusuke's, but of course, whether or not it was actually a kiss was questionable, since neither was willing to do any of the things that make it a real kiss. Keiko counted off the seconds, calling out "Time," when 15 had passed. Kuwabara then found Yusuke's fist buried in his nose. Then Yusuke ran and grabbed a cup of tea, downing it in a single gulp, not caring that it was steaming hot.
"That was the single most disgusting thing I've EVER had to do!" Yusuke bellowed. Hiei, Keiko, Atsuko and Botan all laughed loudly, and even Kurama and Yukina could be heard to be politely laughing.
Kuwabara scowled. "I second. How can you stand him, Touya?"
Touya grinned. "I suppose I don't have to worry about losing you to him then," he commented to Yusuke. He looked then to Kuwabara answering, "Because he's very good with his tongue when he wants to be. It's getting him to do it that's the trouble. Or rather, getting him to stop. Horny bastard!"
"No fear of losing me, and no shit I am! In fact, I need to cleanse my mouth still, would you do the honors?" Yusuke said, grinning.
Touya laughed, "After your lips touched THAT!? No way in hell!" Kuwabara made indignant sounds.
"We're not in hell." Yusuke grinned mischievously and pounced on Touya, knocking him onto the couch and kissing him. Touya's arms wrapped around Yusuke's neck as he thrust his tongue into Yusuke's rather corrupted mouth.
They pulled away after a moment, and Touya scowled. "Go eat some chocolate or something. I deeply pity you. Second-hand Kuwabara kiss – the second-most foul thing I've come against. Oh, how I pity you." Yusuke ran to get some chocolate, no telling him twice!
Kuwabara scowled, "You guys must all die. I'm waiting till Yusuke gets back, since I can't Truth or Dare Hiei now since he just asked me." A moment later, Yusuke returned, carrying a Hershey's bar, which he seemed absorbed in.
"Truth or Dare, Yusuke?" Kuwabara asked, looking entirely miserable and utterly vengeful.
"Ummm, dare, duh." Yusuke said.
Kuwabara grinned. "You got it, punk."