On the planet of Mars, there live the most hideous and evil creatures ever to live in the galaxy. These creatures are known as Boobahs. They come in yellow, orange, pink, and blue and brainwash your minds.

One day, the evil Boobahs decided that Mars was too boring and since they mapped out the entire planet, maybe they should go and find another planet to pick on. Venus was too hot. Their fur couldn't bear any of that heat so they immediately left for the next planet, Earth.

When the Boobahs came to Earth, they found one of the biggest television companies in the world and brainwashed them. They aired it on PBS and it was made for children. The evil Boobahs made them create a show about themselves, but it made them look like nice creatures. Then, they made them put a hidden message in the show when the music played so that the children were obsessed over these creatures and make them listen to every command.

The parents didn't care what their children watched, as long as it was rated-G. They flipped the channel to PBS and left to do what they wanted to. These children would be possessed as soon as the music started to play. Take for example, little Espyn. His mother put this show on so she could go check her e-mail. The Boobahs were watching what he was doing with their magic ball and put a hidden message in the show:

Hey Espyn! Do you want to see your mommy and make sure that she never leaves you again? Well then, go to the computer at 7 o'clock tonight and type in the following code: 7B55KLE92. You will hack into the entire Internet and shut it down!

He did just that. Now his parents are zombies for him because the Boobahs brainwash him every day. I'm not kidding.

Now here is the story of Evelia. Her dad left her home alone when she was only 4 years old. She had no baby sitter or anyone to watch her. She managed to figure out how to use the remote when she was only a baby. She was flipping through the channels when she found a show with bright colors. Evelia was attracted to bright colors and stopped at this channel. The Boobahs zeroed in on her house and they gave her a hidden message, just like Espyn, except this message said:

Evelia, oh Evelia! Do you want to get back at your dad for leaving you home alone at the age of 4 and no one to cook for you or talk to you? Well then make sure you make him watch this show tomorrow and we will deal with him. We'll make him your slave. Whatever you want him to do, he will do it!

Evelia fancied that idea, so the next day at the very same time, she forced her dad to watch the show. "Daddy, watch this show with me. It's got pretty colors!" She told her dad to bribe him to watch it. Here was the message the evil Boobahs sent:

Evelia's dad, you are an evil dad. You left your daughter home alone at only 4 years of age! Your punishment is to grant every wish and every thing Evelia wishes to you to her. Oh, and for a little more excitement, whenever she says "Daddy" you must squawk like a chicken!

The evil Boobahs gave an evil laugh. The dad woke up from a daze. She tried it out. "Daddy?" she said. He dad started to squawk and she started to laugh. "Will you buy me tickets to go to each Disney World resort and stay at the fanciest hotel there?"

Her dad immediately went to make those arrangements and left the very next day. She had a blast, but she burned a hole in her dad's pocket. She asked for many things so soon they were in debt. The evil Boobahs had not only been evil to the dad, but to the little girl also.

Now be on the lookout for Boobahs. They are sold in stores in a blue box and come in the colors of blue, orange, pink, and yellow. DO NOT BUY THEM OR YOU WILL BECOME A SLAVE FOR THEM! Thanks for listening to my warning.

A/N: This story was written by my friend, Erika. She can't get on , so she asked me to put this up for her. R&R plz!!