All Might was a busy hero, always saving the day within minutes of arriving at a crime scene then immediately running off to the next crime he can find. So it came as a surprise to the country when news came out about All Might settling down to become a teacher at UA.

The media was in an uproar for days, every news station and online article would repeatedly talk about it. Reporters had immediately set up camp in front of the school for an interview.

(Or at the very least, to catch a glimpse of him.)

"Come on! We'd just like to ask All Might about-"

"Nah." Aizawa interrupted.

The UA barrier forcefully shut in front of the news reporter that got a little too close.

The reporter stomped her foot, "The nerve! Not a single comment?!"

One of the other reporters huffed, "For real, I haven't had a shower in two weeks!"

The first reporter raised an eyebrow, "What? Didn't you show up here two days ago like the rest of us?"

The second reporter ran away.

The first reporter's camera man spoke up, "Come on, we should leave. Even the students were no help…"

The reporter stood her ground, "No! It's still early in the morning! There's still more students showing up, one of them is bound to give us something! I'm not letting any student pass me!"

Just then the sun was blocked out. The crowd of reporters looked up to see a dragon of all things flying above them towards UA.

A boy with blonde hair poked his head out to flip them the bird.

A girl with blonde hair next to him stuck her tongue out playfully at the reporters.

The dragon disappeared from sight behind the barrier.

…

"... I'm going home…"

Aizawa gave his students a look over, it was hard for them to tell what he was thinking when his eyes seemed glazed over, so the class sat silently waiting for him to start talking.

The teacher slowly blinked his eyes once, took a gasp of breath and started homeroom.

'Was he sleeping with his eyes open?!' The class collectively thought.

"Good work with yesterday's battle training. I've looked over your grades and evaluations. Bakugo-"

"...! …Yeah…?"

"... don't…"

"...got it…"

"Midoriya, you ended another day with a broken arm. I know you have (somewhat) control over your quirk, use it. You know your limits, stick to them."

"R-right…" Izuku responded, looking down at being called out. He still felt a bit of shame from his performance with the softball throw, how he rushed things and broke his own body because he couldn't think of a way to utilize Blackwhip.

"I know it can be a bit frustrating not being able to use your full power, but you need to learn patience, you'll get there. There's no need for you to keep breaking your body when you're driven into a corner."

"Okay." And then there was yesterday's battle trial, he was so paranoid over the possibility of being frozen in ice that when he found a new way to utilize Blackwhip he immediately abused it. "I'll do my best from now on!"

'I don't think I got through to him…' Aizawa sighed.

"And Toga…"

"Yeah?"

"Go back to your class, homeroom has already started."

"It has?"

"Yes. That's the only reason I woke up…"

The out of place student checked the time on her phone, gasped, said, "Oh crap I'm late!" Gave her boyfriend a kiss before jumping off his lap and ran out of the classroom.

Aizawa sighed again, "Midoriya, you should've said something to her sooner…"

"Heh, I bet he got too distracted at having a girl sit on his lap like that!" Mina teased.

"Lucky bastard!" Mineta said, slamming his fists on his desk.

"Please don't use that word around me…" Izuku muttered.

"Bastard?"

"Luck." Izuku spat.

"Anyways, onto homeroom business, I need you all to pick a class president."

"Such a normal, school-like thing!" The class collectively said.

Aizawa sighed yet again.

While the class didn't erupt into chaos, they did get a bit hectic.

"I wanna be president! Lemme do it!"

"Oh hell yeah, I got this! How hard can it be?"

"Kaminari, the job requires you to think-"

"Nope, nevermind!"

Mineta jumped from his seat, "In my administration, girls will have to wear a maid dress!"

"Why did that crimbil look at me when he said that?" Tohru shuddered. "I'm surprised your classmates are getting riled up over this."

"In normal schools, the position would mean doing a bunch of mundane tasks. So no one wants to do it. But in UA, it would mean leading a group of future heroes, a position suited for a top hero in the making." Izuku explained.

"Well, you're going to be the number one some day," Tohru said as simply as someone saying 'the sky is blue' would say, "why don't you take the position?"

"I am way too busy with my quirk, I need to learn how to multitask to properly use it, taking the position would only slow me down."

As he said this he fiddled with Blackwhip a bit, the tendrils wrapped around his arm were tight, but from what he experienced the other day it was not stable enough. Neither him or the quirk seemed to know how to properly wrap it seems. He started thinking about learning to tie knots, but thought that seemed unlikely to work in the middle of a fight. Then he thought about learning how to do medical bandage wrapping to help him.

His arm was out of its cast and was wrapped with bandages. The sight made him think the idea to use Blackwhip the same way could work.

'Would it be weird to ask Recovery Girl how to bandage my arm? Would that cause a misunderstanding? Would she get angry?'

Katsuki stood in front of Izuku's desk, "You're not taking the position nerd?"

"Huh?! Oh, uh, no Kacchan. I have other things to take care of."

Katsuki clicked his tongue, "Well I don't know anyone else in this class, so I don't know who to vote for."

"Vote?"

"Blue blur over there suggested a vote to pick the class president."

"Hello, my name is Tenya Iida! As class president I will lead us to be the best heroes we can be with my undying dedication, moderate speech skills, and second-hand leadership experience from years of hearken to my older brother's reciprocal actions with sidekicks! Yes, I want to teach proper discipline to my peers, but it doesn't have to be strict! I will dedicate myself to making sure all my classmates feel the embrace of the spirit that embodies 'Plus Ultra'!"

"Is he giving a speech?"

"My name is Minoru Mineta, but you can call me 'Grape Daddy'! As class president, not only do the girls wear maid uniforms, but they also have to show 30 cm of thigh!"

"He's still on the maid uniform thing?" Tohru muttered in disgust.

"Guess I'll give my vote to Iida." Izuku decided.

"You know there are other options, right?" Katsuki asked. "Well whatever, I don't know anyone in this class, so I guess I'll vote for him too."

"What do you mean you don't know anyone? We already made friends with some of our classmates!"

"Doesn't sound like me."

"You were paired up with one of them, and you just beat up two of them the other day!"

"Not ringing any bells."

Hitoshi also walked over to Izuku's desk, "You're not running for class president Izuku?" They started calling each other by first names after their little 'pact' the other day. Something that caused Tohru to tense a little bit before she got used to it.

"What? No, I'm not suited for that kind of thing." Izuku responded.

"Well that's too bad, I think you would have made a good leader." Hitoshi shrugged.

"T-thanks, Hitoshi, but, I don't think I'm suited for that position."

Uraraka, who saw the others gathering around Izuku, also went over to his desk, "Oh? You don't want the job Deku? But you'd be the best at it!"

"Again, guys, I appreciate the compliments, but I really don't want to be-!"

Dark Shadow popped out of nowhere, "What are you guys talking about? How we're all about to vote for Izuku, right?"

Izuku sighed.

(Tohru couldn't hold in her giggling.)

"I-I still can't believe you all voted for me, and that I won with five votes!" Iida tried to hold back the tears as it was lunch time and he didn't want to disturb any of the other students. "Truly, I've been blessed to have such wonderful friends!"

"(He didn't vote for himself?) Actually, we were all gonna vote for De-"

Izuku roughly elbowed Katsuki's side, "Don't mention that to him!" He whispered harshly.

Uraraka picked up on Izuku's whispering, "Uh-huh! Yup! I voted for you because you seem to want it, plus you've got glasses and everything!"

"You just say whatever pops into your head, huh?" Hitoshi muttered, "Honestly, you were my second choice Iida, since your speech made you sound like a good candidate. (Even if it did almost made me fall asleep…)"

"Oh! Speaking of speech! You mentioned your older brother had sidekicks?" Izuku said with enthusiasm and a notebook in his hands.

("And that's my cue to leave." Katsuki left the cafeteria.)

Iida dropped his spoon. "Oh, right… That sort of slipped out. I don't like people to know so I tried to hide it. But I come from a renowned hero family."

"I knew I recognized your name, then that means your brother is Ingenium!" Izuku said with even more enthusiasm.

"Yes, that's right!" Iida said with his head held high, "He's my older brother, and my inspiration for being a hero!"

"You must be really proud of him." Izuku said.

"I've never seen you smile like that Iida." Uraraka pointed out.

Hitoshi fell asleep.

"I like to follow in his footsteps, so taking this position as a leader is pretty exciting, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't nervous about it… I don't know if I'm ready to lead."

"I'm sure you'll do great Iida." Izuku knew that feeling of self doubt too well, "I know that when opportunity rises, you'll be able to prove yourself."

Suddenly an alarm sounded, "Security level 3 has been broken. All students evacuate."

"I can't help but feel like I might've been responsible for-" Izuku couldn't finish his sentence as he and his friends got swept away by the panicked mob.

(Hitoshi continued sleeping.)

Somehow the press had managed to break into UA, they were being held back just in front of the gates but it was clear they were getting restless.

"Give us All Might! He's in there, right?!"

"He's out today!" Present Mic announced.

"Just give us a comment at least!"

"If we give an inch, you'll take a mile…" Aizawa drawled.

"Come on! I ran back home to shower myself in body spray for this!"

"Yeah, we can smell that!" Tohru said with her nose pinched.

Mic leaned into Aizawa, "You know, they are trespassing, that's illegal. They're like villains when you think about it, we could just blow them away~"

Tohru leaned in on his other side, "I'm in! Just say the word and I'll use my dragon form, we can tell the principal I accidentally walked into your line of sight and crushed the reporters by mistake!"

"I like the way you think, Dragoner!"

"Dragoner? You're German?"

"No, it's dragon and listener put together, Dragoner!"

Aizawa felt a migraine coming, "Mic, Kobayashi-san, don't even think about doing anything right now, we just have to wait for the cops."

"How loud are you in Dragon form?!"

"Pretty loud! Even louder with a magic boost!"

"Aww Yeah! Eraser, I'll go get a mic real quick for you too! This is gonna be so much fun! I haven't heard you scream into a microphone since our band days!"

Aizawa sighed for the twelfth time that morning, 'I haven't been the straight man for two idiots in a while… I forgot how exhausting it is…'

"Aw yeah, Emergency Exit Iida really saved the day there!"

"Yeah, that was so manly!"

Although a bit embarrassing, Iida couldn't help but smile at his friend's enthusiasm.

Izuku said, "See Iida? I knew you were the perfect fit for class president!"

"Yeah! That was some quick thinking back there!" Uraraka praised.

Dark Shadow nodded, "Ahaha! Ha! That was fun to watch! I'm so glad Fumi let me have his vote so I could pick you!"

Tokoyami raised an eyebrow, "You voted for Iida? I thought you said you were going to vote for Izu-"

Izuku, Uraraka, and Dark Shadow quickly shushed Tokoyami before he could finish speaking.

Iida, who didn't notice, finally let his tears of happiness shed, "I'm so blessed to have friends who believe in me!"

A quick snorting sound was heard, Hitoshi slowly raised his head from his desk, "Wait, w-haht's going on? Did I miss something?"

Katsuki shrugged, "Your guess is as good as mine."

"How did I get here?!"

"No ordinary reporter could have done this. Someone instigated this whole affair…"

Principal Nezu had gathered some of the teachers for an investigation, but no one had a guess for what caused the front gate to be disintegrated to such a degree.

"Was there a breach in, or is this some declaration of war?" Nezu finished ominously. He heard two sets of footsteps approaching from behind, he turned around to address the owners, "Hound Dog! Kobayashi-san! Have you found anything?" He asked, returning to his cheerful attitude to greet the two who came back from running around the school.

Hound Dog growled, "No, other than that horrible body spray smell, I got nothing…"

"I, uh, think I have something…" Tohru hesitated.

"Yes, Kobayashi-san?" Nezu asked patiently.

"Uhh, how do I explain this?"

'Even if I could tell him my 'magic' is actual magic I probably still wouldn't be able to properly explain it…'

"You see, um, with my 'quirk' I can sometimes sense other quirks. Not all of them! Just some… but rarely, basically if their, umm, 'quirk factors' are similar to mine."

Magic, basically.

"I can sense what type of quirk it was, in a sense…"

Spell type, basically.

"Someone teleported into the school with a portal quirk… I think…"

"You're not sure?" Nezu seemed curious.

"I've never felt mag-uh, a quirk factor like this before, it feels like part portal 'quirk', part something else. Almost like it's, warped." The explanation got worse, even for Tohru, as the 'quirk' she mentioned was magic, and the part she couldn't sense was most likely the actual quirk.

"Do you know where they teleported to?"

Tohru shook her head, "No, it's too… dispersed? …I can't pinpoint where it came from, or where in the school it appeared."

"Were they hiding their trails? Or is it a side effect of their quirk?" Yet another mystery fell on Nezu's lap, he was definitely going to be mulling over this with some tea later. "Either way, we'll have to check all security footage anyways, and we'll need to completely revamp our security systems."

"Teleportation quirks are rare enough." Midnight mused, "Maybe it was just a bad prank from somebody?"

"No, I don't think so." Tohru disagreed. "Whoever teleported was no ordinary person…"

That comment caused Nezu to think, "Kobayashi-san, what can you sense from the front gate?"

"Nothin'. I can't sense other quirks not similar to mine at all. Whoever did that probably had an ordinary quirk."

"Hmm, an accomplice then."

'Which means whoever broke in didn't use multiple quirks like I initially feared. A two man job? Still though, there could be a chance the individual who teleported could have had some sort of connection with 'him'. From the way Kobayashi-san described the portal quirk, it's possible the one involved has multiple quirks.'

Nezu clapped his hands (paws?) once, startling everyone and bringing their attention to himself, "Well, that's enough brooding for now! Everyone is dismissed! I'll go meet with Power Loader for now to discuss security measures."

Nezu walked back to the school, with the teachers following after him. The last ones to move were Tohru and Midnight.

"Is he always that carefree about serious situations?" Tohru asked.

Midnight shrugged, "He's sometimes like that when he's hiding something from us. Or if he wants to get back to drinking his tea. I'm sure it's the latter thing today!"

Midnight followed after everyone else, leaving Tohru as the last one left behind.

"Speaking of hiding things, I should probably warn Tsukauchi about this. Is he busy right now? Maybe I should call Elma to leave a message."

Elma picked up on the second ring, as to not seem desperate, "Oh my! Tohru? Calling me on the first week of your new job? Well if you're looking for advice, I guess I could enlighten-"

Tohru hung up, "Nope, nevermind, I'll call Tsukauchi directly."

←/↓\→

"Stand back! I'll snap this family's necks! I swear to god I'll do it! Don't test me!"

Mt Lady held her arm in pain, "Serial robber and murderer, Habit Headgear!"

"Shouldn't you lead with the 'murderer' part first?" Kamui Woods asked from the floor.

The villain began to laugh maniacally as he began to realize that no heroes on site could match his speed, "And now to make my escape!"

From behind the villain, the gradual sound of stomping grew louder as another hero appeared on the scene, "Fear not good family."

All Might delivered a Missouri Smash to the back of the villain's head before he could react, knocking him out.

"Why you ask? Because I just happened to be around buying a McGriddle!" As he placed the family down he took one last bite of his breakfast, "Not sponsored! I just really like them!"

The crowd of civilians started cheering for their hero who saved the day almost effortlessly, while holding a sandwich at that.

"Yeah!"

"All Might!"

"I'm more of a croissan'wich guy myself!"

Mt Lady sighed in relief, but couldn't help but feel a bit disappointed in herself, "We appreciate it, but…"

"He'll put us, and BK, out of business…" Kamui Woods muttered from the floor where he has yet to get up from.

All Might had poofed back down to take a breather, the dust he had kicked up from running earlier was blocking the sight of the steam leaving his body. All Might smiled, remembering the pendant he had hidden under his clothes, 'This gift from Kobayashi-san is really doing wonders for me!'

"Thank you sir! We had our hands full with this one!" One of the officers saluted.

"Just happy to help! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm almost late for-"

"Help! A hit and run!"

All Might's ears twitched at the sound of another crime in progress, he sighed, 'Even though I am now able to take breathers in between crimes, that doesn't actually slow down the rate of crime happening…'

"I mustn't… be late…" All Might took a runner's starting position, to the people it looked like he was only preparing to take off running, but actually All Might was also bulking up to his muscle form.

All Might took off into the air, 'My speed is dropping… I've been weakening ever since passing off my power… not to mention my time limit has shortened… The 'All Might Pendant' pendant can't increase my time limit with One for All but at least it lets me stay in the public eye a little longer without worrying about my secret being exposed.'

All Might successfully stopped a car in its tracks with one hand. He released his muscle form as he sighed.

'Still though, I shouldn't be lenient with myself just because I'm able to walk around in public without worrying about accidentally making a baby cry when they see me-'

"I heard there's a hostage situation in the next town over!"

"Hmm!" Begrudgingly, All Might poofed back into his muscle form, the transformation hidden from sight thanks to the continuous spell effect of the pendant.

'I'm probably going to be late. Hopefully I at least have some time left for the last few minutes of today's class.'

"Alright, for today's hero basic training, this time All Might, myself, and one other teacher will be supervising." Aizawa turned to Tohru, "Kobayashi-san, you're technically a teacher's assistant so we ask that you help with today's lesson."

Tohru hummed, "Do I get to beat up the students?"

"Uh, no, that's for another day. I like the enthusiasm though."

Sero raised his hand, "Um, what're we doing exactly?" He asked, wanting to change back the topic.

Aizawa held out a card that said 'Rescue', "Preparing you for disaster relief, from fires to floods."

"It's rescue training!" The class uttered excitedly.

"Rescue, huh? Sounds a little tough."

"Right!"

"Come on, this is the best part about being a hero, I'm so pumped!"

"I'll be right at home in a flood, ribbit."

The class were gathered around a bus ready to head to their training site.

"Man, they have a lot of money…" Izuku muttered.

"Hmm?" Uraraka turned towards Izuku and Hitoshi, who were wearing their gym uniforms, "You guys aren't wearing your costumes for today?"

"It didn't make it through battle training in one piece…" Hitoshi muttered, while throwing a glare at Katsuki.

'My costume that was a perfect homage to Eraserhead… ruined in one day…'

Hitoshi sighed, "Oh well, at least the support company was able to finish the equipment I requested." He fiddled with the dials on his new mask.

"And mine still needs the sleeve repaired." Izuku answered, "Apparently the school's support company wasn't expecting us to need repairs so early in the school year so they haven't really started yet."

"Seems like an oversight."

"Well they weren't expecting All Might to make us fight each other on the second day of school so I can't exactly blame them."

Iida blew a whistle to draw everyone's attention, "Everybody! Line up according to your student numbers!"

"Wow, Iida is taking his leadership role very seriously…!" Izuku noticed.

Uraraka nodded, "Yeah, we made the right decision picking him, huh?"

Inside the bus.

"Aaand, it was all for nothing…" Hitoshi couldn't help but point out as they were all seated in some private bus rather than a school bus.

Iida held his head in his hands dejectedly, "It was this type of bus!"

Izuku tried to hold in his giggling. From beside him Asui began speaking.

"I tend to stay what's on my mind, Midoriya."

"Oh?! What is it, Asui?"

"Call me Tsuyu. Your quirk resembles All Might's."

"Really? Nah, I mean…! Uh, please don't say stuff like that in front of Tohru-!"

"Hold on Tsuyu, All Might's strength doesn't hurt him, not to mention those weird shadow thingies that come out of Midoriya's arms."

'Thank you Kirishima-kun!'

"But that strength enhancement part of your quirk is awesome! You can do a lot of things with that! And paired with your shadow stuff you can do even more flashy stuff!" Kirishima held out his arm as he activated his quirk, "Not like my hardening, it's good for fights but not much else."

"I think it's pretty neat." Izuku said, "Your quirk is perfectly suited to go pro."

"Pro, huh? But heroes have to worry about public appeal too! It doesn't have to be just strong, it's gotta be cool looking too."

"Speaking of flashy," Mina said, "Kobayashi-san! Haven't you ever thought about being a pro he-"

"Nah."

…

…

"Um, any reason?"

"I have no reason to help those humans! They have quirks, they can take care of themselves now!"

"Humans?"

"You know who else has a flashy quirk? Todoroki and Bakugo!"

'Thank you Kirishima-kun, again!'

"Tch." Katsuki continued to look out the window.

Todoroki was still asleep.

"But Bakugo can never be popular with a personality like his."

"What did you say frog face?!"

She ignored Katsuki, "By the way Midoriya, Kobayashi-san has the same strength as you right?"

Izuku tensed, 'Crap! She's still asking hard questions?!'

Hagakure perked up, "Oh yeah! Hey, Big Tohru!"

Tohru returned her attention back towards the bus, "Yeah, Lil Tooru?"

"What even is your quirk? Being a dragon that can turn human is only one aspect of it, right?"

Most of the class drew their attention towards Tohru, curious at what she would say.

"Oh! Well my quirk gives me a stockpile of energy. Though I call it magic. I can use it to enhance my body or cast some spells!"

Izuku sighed in relief, 'Good, she was able to stick with our original story… but…'

"Did you just read that from a flash card?"

'She needs to learn how to hide her notes…'

"Hmm, Midoriya, you mentioned the two of you have similar quirks, ribbit."

"Uhh, yeah." Izuku chuckled nervously, "I also have a stockpile of energy. That's what I use to enhance my body and to summon those shadow thingies-" The shadow thingies swatted his head, "I mean, Blackwhip… The, uhh, 'spells' I can use are a bit stronger than what Tohru can do, but my body isn't quite ready to handle all six of them at once yet, so it's only super strength and Blackwhip for now…"

"I have a myriad of spells! …But Izuku says I have to tell people they're just parlor tricks…" Tohru grumbled.

The frog girl hummed to herself, "So you inherited your quirk from Kobayashi-san? Typically quirks become stronger with each generation, ribbit. But yours has a trade off? You have less 'spells' than Kobayashi-san but each of them are a lot stronger than what she can do?"

"Yeah, exactly!" Izuku nodded… "Wait, what do you mean 'inherited'?!"

"We're here…" Aizawa announced, "Look alive everyone."

"You're one to talk!" The class replied.

Aizawa's eye twitched.

'What did she mean by 'inherit'?' Izuku pondered hopelessly.

"Woah! Universal Studios Japan?!"

Inside the building they entered for their training lesson was filled with simulated disaster zones.

"There's the flood zone."

"Landslide zone."

"Conflagration zone."

Each zone was about the size of a small city, (okay that's a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the idea) all inside one large, domed building. The sight was awe inspiring for hero trainees like them. As they looked around the place, another figure stepped into the scene to complete the look.

"Every disaster and accident you can imagine. I built this facility myself. I call it…" The newcomer held out her hands to welcome the students, "The Unforeseen Simulation Joint!"

Hitoshi blinked, "So… so it is the USJ-?"

"It's the space hero, Thirteen!" Izuku fangirled.

"Ooh, I love Thirteen!" Uraraka also fangirled, hopping up and down with excitement.

Aizawa and Tohru walked over to stand next to the rescue hero, "Thirteen, where's All Might? I thought he was meeting us here." Aizawa asked.

"About that senpai," Thirteen held out three fingers, "It seems he just reached his limit during his morning commute. He's resting right now."

"For the love of…there was a break in this week and he wants to waste his time doing other heroes' work?"

Tohru grimaced, "Son of a- I should've known he would abuse that pendant I gave him! The main reason I gave it to him was so he could stay in the public eye longer, not to stretch out his pathetic time limit!"

Aizawa shook his head, "The height of irrationality. This is why I went underground, I can't stand working with those 'pros' that are desperate for the media attention."

"Speaking of attention, what about that yellow pinstripe suit? Like, just carry a speaker with you if you want to wear something that loud!"

"Right?"

"Hey, guys?" Thirteen spoke nervously, "Maybe you shouldn't talk about All Might like that when he's not here to defend himse-"

"No."

"Umm, alright… I'll just deliver my speech now, I guess…"

Aizawa and Tohru continued to whisper to each other.

"Seriously, I needed extra eye drops when I first saw that suit."

"Right? I'd rather look at Medusa's smolder look again than to-"

They both tensed at the change of atmosphere, Tohru also felt something more to it than what Aizawa could sense.

They immediately threw their attention towards the center of the USJ. In front of the large fountain, a hole of swirling blackness manifested, opening up big enough for a hand to poke through.

Aizawa and Tohru spotted another hand, one disembodied hand, that covered someone's face like a mask. Peeking through the fingers was a single eye that stared back at them.

"Everyone, huddle up!" Aizawa ordered, "Thirteen, protect the students!"

"Huh?" The students were confused by the change in their teacher's tone.

"Aizawa…" Tohru called, "That portal, it's alive… it's the same one that broke into the school…"

The portal expanded, revealing more figures that stepped through.

"Everyone get back! These are real villains!"

The portal stopped swirling, condensing itself into a vague, humanoid shape with two yellow eyes for a face. It spoke slowly, "Thirteen… and Eraserhead, is it…? …And… a maid? According to the staff schedule I stole- received- All Might was supposed to be here."

"Of course the portal just confirmed for you that he was behind the whole incident the other day…" Aizawa said to Tohru, "If there's one thing I hate more than spotlight heroes, it's monologuing villains…"

The first villain covered in hands started speaking, "Where is he? We've come all this way… All Might… the symbol of peace… is he here…?"

"Of course he's here for All Might…" Tohru said to Aizawa, "If there's one thing I hate more than monologuing villains, it's desperate fanboys…"

"Hey!" Izuku cried.

"Uh-! N-not you Izuku- obviously…! You know that, right? Right?- I menant-!"

Author's note: The first time I saw Avengers Infinity War in theatres I was hoping for the confrontation scene on Titan to play out like:

Starlord: Tell me where the girl is, or I swear to you, I'm going to french fry this little- what's your name?

Spider-man: Peter

Starlord: (Scoffs) What a loser name

I was hoping they would at least acknowledge them having the same name by having the two refer to each other as 'Big Pete' and 'Lil Pete' during the Titan fight scene

Then I realized I still hadn't come up with a funny scene for Tohru and Tooru to have to acknowledge that they have the same name

So I decided to skip ahead to the nickname part of their friendship(?)

Will they refer to each other like that for the rest of the fanfic?

Maybe?

idk

Omake

Unacknowledged rivalry

Izuku: You don't want to be class president, Kacchan?

Katsuki: (not wanting the position if he doesn't have to compete with Izuku for it)

I already know I'm the be-!

Unacknowledged (one-sided) rivalry

Iida: I'm so blessed to have such wonderful friends who all voted for me!

Momo (Vice president): why did no one ask me if I wanted the position…?

Obvious twist is obvious 2

Tohru: How was someone able to use a portal spell without placing a magic marker first? Maybe the 'spell' half I couldn't sense was a 'warping' quirk? Quirks are more amazing than I would like to admit… whoever did this probably used a combination of the spell and quirk to create a new type of power, one without limits! Whoever has a power like that must be a formidable foe!

Shigaraki-san: Kurogiri, I need to use the bathroom and I don't feel like getting up right now!

Conspiracy 3

Izuku and Tohru: (explaining their quirks)

Shoji: 'It's a good thing Todoroki is asleep right now…'

Play a song

Kaminari: What are you listening to?

Jiro: Huh?! Oh, uh, you know... just some song...

Mina: What type of music do you listen to?

Jiro:(Nervously) I don't... have a specific preference... I just listen to whatever sounds good, I'm into all types of music-

Kaminari: (Removes Jiro's earphone jack)

Jiro's phone speaker: (Chipmunk voice)

THERE WILL BE BLOOD~ (BLOOD!)

SHED~ (SHED!)

The man in the mirror-

Robots

(Front of the bus)

Aizawa: (Standing here) They're being loud back there…

Tohru: Wait, if you're here… who's driving the bus?

Designated Autonomous Bus: I am a robot created by UA, because humans are way too reliant on technology…

Tohru: Right? But I mean, they have to have something to make up for their squishy bodies.

DAB: I know, right. I heard they have to 'train' to make themselves stronger rather than just getting an upgrade.

Aizawa: Are you bonding with a robot right now?

Gamer reference 2

Shigaraki-san: Class of UA… Welcome to die!

Shigaraki-san's Portal Mage Butler: I thought I asked you not to-!

Author's note: By the way, Tsuyu will either say 'kero' or 'ribbit'

There's no rhyme or reason to which one she will say

It's just whichever I happen to feel like using