Know Your Stars
By: Raven and Januarye and Kaedae
Disclaimer: Blah blah we blah no blah own blah any blah anime blah or blah TV blah show blah shown
Um, Raven got the idea from reading a fanfic called Know Your Stars and wanted to see if she could do a fic just like that. So don't delete it! The things are different. You'll see. –wink wink-
-Chapter One: Yusuke and Hiei-
Know Your Stars....Know Your Stars...
Yusuke Urameshi...
Holds ballerina lessons in his basement...
Hey! I do not teach ballet! Well, Kuwabara might, for all I care...Maybe Kurama –snicker snicker- HEY! WE DO NOT TEACH BALLET! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?! TELL ME!
So you learned it then...
Nope! I DO NOT TEACH OR TO BALLET!
Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...
Yusuke Urameshi loves Barbie Dolls and named one Britney Spears...
o,O I do not! I HATE GIRLY THINGS! I HATE GIRLS!
-Poof!- Keiko appears.
Slaps Yusuke across the head- HOW DARE YOU!
Oh, god. Who is this guy??!!
Yusuke Urameshi...
Used to be a hill billy...
I AM NOT A HILL BILLY!
Know you know your stars...
Hey! GET BACK HERE! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!
Camera fades away...
Know Your Stars...
Hiei Jaganshi...
He wears eye liner like Marilyn Manson...
Who the heck is Marilyn Manson? AND WHY WOULD I WEAR EYE LINE? NINGENS WEAR EYE LINER! NOT ME!
Hiei Jaganshi...
He likes to frolic in fields of pretty flowers...
Do I look like I frolic in fields of pretty flowers with butterflies?
Yes.
Hiei Jaganshi...
Is actually the voice actor of Sponge Bob in Sponge Bob Square Pants ...
What the heck is Sponge Bob? I DO NOT ACT! Although I do like to watch the baka ningen soap opera...HEY!
Hiei started the Iraq War...
O-o -Scoff- Baka.
Hiei is actually Michael Jackson...
I am not Michael Jackson! He is a baka ningen...WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY!?!?!?!? SHOW YOURSELF!
Now you know your stars...
HEY GET BACK HERE! –Fire 'Dragon of the Darkness Flame' Shoots into the atmosphere where it hits Deoxys. Deoxys is sleeping like a Snorlax.-
Camera fades out...
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Tune ( or read) in next time for the Pokemon version of 'Know Your Stars' written by Januarye! There is a special surprise for the third segment of Know Your Stars!
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CUT! Take two!
Read in next...!
CUT! TAKE THREE! Baka...-director slurps some coffee-
NO! THIS IS MY FIC SO YOU SO AS I SAY! –Attacks director-
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