Chapter 3: Mariks dream.

Narrator: The sun was shining atop the great land of the ice cream but the sun didn't have rays of heat it had rays of coldness. Anyway, the blue oceans of blue berry ice cream were flowing frozen solidly. The Strawberry ice cream birds were frozen to the coconut ice cream trees. The White vanilla mountains were perfectly solid. The green mint grass was untouched like everything else. But wait. What is this? Muddy footprints? On the great land of Ice Cream?!
Marik: in a ice cream cave, eating as much ice cream as he could into that huge mouth that could produce so many threats
Narrator: little did he know…
Marik: Suddenly stops Brain freeze!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Runs around in circles
Cave: Rumble. Rumble.
Marik: His screaming was causing the cave to collapse What was that?
Cave: Rumble. Rumble.
Marik: There it is again.
Cave: Rumble. Rumble! Rumble! You stupid son of a Censored!!! Can't you hear me rumbling you cencoreding censored hole! Stop standing around like a Jackcensored, and move your censored outta here!
Marik: O.o I didn't know that caves could talk. Then again I never knew they could be made out of ice cream. Then again this is all a dream.
Cave:Is getting tired of Marik ignoring it You jack cencored!!!!! I'm ganna kill you!!! Drops on top of Marik Muwahahahahahahhahaha……Evil malicious cave laughter
Marik: is flattened or so the cave thinks
Cave: continues cave like laughter even though the cave has collapsed What the-?! A golden light starts shining from where Marik was flattened
Marik: You have not won yet. Holds up his millennium rod which has magically transformed into the Millennium spoon I SHALL EAT YOU!
Cave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: in only a few short minutes Marik has devoured the entire ice cream cave.
Cave: Last words you son of a censored I think you're an censored hole… Damn you ta hell…has been digested along with the rest of the Land Of Ice Cream
Marik: Is extremely huge and fat. It's a miracle his clothes still fit No more… Eats the last spoon of Ice Cream that will end The Land Of Ice Cream forever. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! BRAIN FREEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wakes up looks down at himself hey awesome, I'm not fat anymore!!! And no more brain freeze. Yawns I'm tired. goes to sleep
If anyone had entered the room while Marik was asleep this is what they would have heard
Marik:Hmmm…Chili contest…I like chili…I'll take it with extra hot sauce…AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!....... IT DOESN'T HELPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!THE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuki: and so we leave Marik to his blissful dreaming.
Marik: What the hell are you talking about 'blissful'?! You made me burn my tongue!
Yuki: It wasn't me who asked for 'extra hot sauce'. You idiot!!! Marik: No Marik is your master. Holds Millennium rod up
Yuki: I am Marik's Master… Marik: That's right…Hey wait!
Yuki: You loser don't you know that rods made from cheap plastic?
Marik: Examines rod Hmmm…. Says 'Toys R Us' on it What is this mortal thing called 'Toys R Us'?
Yuki: Shut up!!! Doesn't Malik teach you anything!
Marik: Sadly Nope. He just leaves me at home all alone. He said that he would throw me out if I didn't wash his underwear.
Yuki: No he didn't!
Marik: How would you know!
Yuki: Because I'm the one writing this fic!! You moron!!!!

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