Yuki: And we're back with another chappy! I wonder what things will take place in this one.
Marik: You ditz. You don't have to wonder. You already know. It's us who have to find out.
Yuki: Just for saying that I'll ruin your life in my Fic.
Marik: You can't do that because I hold the all powerful Millennium rod. Tremble Mortal! starts laughing maliciously until Yuki hits him upside the head Oww!!! What the hell was that for!
Yuki: I told you last chapter that the stupid rod was plastic!! Can't you remember anything!
Marik: Aha! Last chapter it was plastic but now…! Holds up millennium rod It is made of steel which I personally spray painted gold. Stick that in your nose and blow it.
Yuki: So what? That rods got no power.
Marik: Oh yeah?! Starts chasing Yuki and trying to hit her with rod
Yuki: Moves out of the way as Marik is about to swing at her and he hits someone else
Marik: Is looking at a very angry Bakura Ummm…. C'ya!! runs away.
Bakura: Walks up to Yuki Are you the girl writing this story?
Yuki: Yeah. Why?
Bakura: I will murder you for making me wake up! Chases Yuki while taking out very sharp dagger
Yuki: AHHHHHHH!!!!! Runs away AHHHHHHHH!!!!! I can't control what my hands type!
Bakura: Don't worry, once I get a hold of you I shall hack your bloody hands off! Then they won't type things that interfere with my dreams!
Yuki: Still running AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Ducks as Bakura swings
Bakura: Accidentally Hacks off Tea's head with his very sharp dagger Oops… Stops chasing Yuki and looks at the decapitated Tea head
Yuki: Well… She wont be in the story for sure.
Tea Head: Eyes snap open
YukiBakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Tea Head: No, no, no. Violence is bad. Very very bad. You can't solve anything with violence.
Yuki: Sure you can Kicks Tea head out the window like a soccer ball Violence allowed me to stop another of your speeches.
Bakura: Starts trying to chop off Yuki's hands again
Yuki: runs away for the sake her hands AHHHHH!!!! And now back to the story!!!! Ducks and Bakura accidentally chops some one else's head off
YukiBakura: Stop and look at who was the second victim to Bakura's dagger
Yuki: O.o This can't be good.
Bakura: OO Your telling' me…
Yuki: we will be back after this chapter. Nudges the head on the ground with her foot Oh man, You've really done it now Bakura.
Bakura: Oops…
Chapter 4: Afternoon
Bakura: Gets up and looks at alarm clock which is already off
Alarm clock: SMASH!! BREAK!!! CRASH!!!
Bakura: breaks the expensive alarm clock for no good reason I feel good today. I think I'll call Marik today. And get a new alarm clock. Calls Marik's house
At Marik's House
Phone: RING!!!! RING!!!!! RING!
Marik: Wakes up and looks at the phone Hmmm… Sends phone to shadow realm No more distractions. Falls on the floor and goes back to sleep and has another dream AHHHHHHH! NO!!!!!!!! TOO COLD!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Back At Bakura's House
Bakura: Hears Yugi's grandpa and a bunch of others he's sent to the shadow realm on the other end of the phone asking for help That dumb censored Marik must have sent the phone to the shadow realm. Talks into phone so that people asking for help can hear him BWAHAHAHA!!! YOU SHALL NEVER ESCAPE THE SHADOWS!!!! Laughs vindictive laughter Now that Marik's phone is on the shadow realm I don't need his phone number any longer. burns Marik's phone number then steps on it then flushes the ashes down the toilet
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