Ok...this is my first fanfic....so...hope you like it!

Summary: One day, Kurapica tries to bake some corn bread. Leorio is forced to eat some. Chaos ensues.

Disclaimer: You know the story...Hunter X Hunter is not mine...

Chappie 1: The Corn Bread

Kurapica was currently in the kitchen, flipping through the cookbooks to find what to cook for lunch. At long last, he smiled at the picture in the cookbook, and rushed off to find the ingredients.

A few hours later

"Kurapica! Are you done yet?!" Leorio yelled from the dining table.

"Hai, hai. I'm coming...just wait for it to cool down." Kurapica replied calmly. Leorio sighs.

"What have you made this time huh?" Kurapica smiles at Leorio and brings out a silver platter with a cover on top.

"Get ready for it!" Kurapica pulls off the top of the cover and a humongous bright light emits from the platter.

"Ack! What's goin' on?!" Leorio yells. Kurapica stares at his baking in amazement. The bright light finally dissipates and what they are left with is........

A pile of ash.

Leorio stares deadpan at the platter of ash for awhile. "What's that?" He asks bluntly, while poking the ash with his fork.

"Corn bread!" Kurapica says while smiling optimistically. Leorio raises an eyebrow at him.

"Are you SURE this is corn bread?"

Kurapica nods.

"ABSOLUTELY sure?" He nodded again.

"Why don't you just try some?" Kurapica says while handing Leorio a spoonful of 'corn bread'. Leorio pulled on his tie while wiping some sweat off his brow.

"I don't know Kurapica....it doesn't look healthy..."

"What do you mean?"

"What do I mean?! It's a pile of ASH!! That's what I mean!" Kurapica glares angrily at Leorio.

"Just....try....it...." He said menacingly.

"Fine! Fine!" Leorio raised the spoonful of ash to his lips and gulped nervously, eyeing the flaky black stuff. Kurapica stares at the spoon, anxious to know how Leorio would think of his corn bread. In one gulp, Leorio swallowed it.

And he was in heaven.

"This is GOOD Kurapica!" Leorio exclaims while spooning some more ash off the platter.

"Thanks." Kurapica smiles happily at himself.

Hehe...kinda weird...next time Gon and Killua are coming! This actually came from while me and my lil sis were doing homework...-' Please review!! Thank you!