Total Drama Island Reassigned: If You Can't Take The Heat...
(Recap)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island…Our competitors became hunters. And the hunted. Man this challenge was such a BLAST. Way to totally blow it Sugar. Meanwhile, Brick and Sky also had this crazy chase with Jo, who claimed that the rules of the game do not matter. In a weird and strangely watchable twist, Jasmine, Amy and Samey turn their paintball guns on each other. It was a full on wrasse for dominance within the females of The Gopher Squad and the Gophers were sent to the bonfire. However, thanks to Dave meeting a new friend, who quickly beat the crap out of him, we had our first elimination by injury. The Killer Bass are finally putting on a show, and the Gophers are still the underdogs. Can they bounce back? Or is their goose finally cooked? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!
(Opening Credits)
(Fades into the Gophers cabin with Amy sitting on the steps of the cabin entrance glaring at Sammy who is sitting on a rock)
Amy: Ugh, she is SO the next one to leave.
Zoey: (Walks out of the girl's side of the cabin) Why? Because of what happened in the last challenge?
Amy: It's not only that! She dumped a stupid beehive into my bed!
Zoey: Well, considering how you treated her the previous challenge, you kinda deserved it.
(Walks away, Amy is a bit sour. From the Sky then walks up to Brick)
Sky: Morning Brick.
Brick: Morning fellow teammate. What can I do for you?
Sky: Well, I gotta say, the way you and I worked together to take down Jo together made me realize, we make a good team together. So I gotta ask, would you-
Brick: Be willing to form an alliance together? Absolutely. Since you've gained my respect as a trusted soldier.
Sky: Wow. We must have a lot in common. And now that I've lost Dave, I'd be happy to form an alliance with you!
Brick: Thanks! I was actually gonna ask you for an alliance first. (Sky looks at him awkwardly) Um, I wasn't gonna ask in a romantic way since you already have feelings for Dave but… (Chuckles nervously)
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: Okay okay. I end up getting nervous whenever I talk to girls. Because when I went on my first date, my bladder control issues got the better of me. I've been ashamed ever since. (Realizes what he just said) Oh man, I hope my comrades at home aren't watching this…
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Brick's a nice guy, but I'm here to win. And since I've lost Dave, who was one of my only allies on the island, and a close friend, I'll need someone strong to help me get to the finale.
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: Also one more thing. I don't have feelings for Sky. She just feels like a trusted ally.
(Confessional Ends)
(Amy walks up to Sammy who is sitting on a rock sadly)
Amy: You know Samey, I WAS going to give you one last chance, but since you dumped a beehive in my bed, all of your chances have been flushed down the toilet. (Sammy gasps) So enjoy NOT being in the final two with me, SHAMEY! (Walks away chuckling to herself. Sammy then lowers her head in shame. Zoey then walks up to Sammy and sits next to her)
Zoey: Hi Samey. I would like to talk to you about something. I saw the way Amy treated you yesterday and I felt kinda bad for you. Does she always treat you like this?
Sammy: (Sighs) Yes. She never treats me well.
Zoey: Oh, well I have to admit… I've been treated the same way as well.
Sammy: You have?
Zoey: Yes. Although, I don't think it would be a story you'd be interested in-
Sammy: OMG No! Please tell me!
(Amy then turns around and looks at them)
Amy: Hmmm… This sounds interesting…
(Amy then walks up to a tree and hides behind it to listen in)
Zoey: (Zoey looks at her for a second and then lowers her head sadly and sighs) Back in my hometown, I felt lonely and depressed. I didn't have any friends and nobody would show up to my birthday parties. But the worst part about it were those egotistical jock bullies. Everyday when I would walk home from school I was scared to go down the back alleyway because that's where all the jocks hung out. Sometimes they would steal my stuff and push me and call me names and even tell lies about me to other people saying "I'm a weird dork who only cares about attention." I tried out other things at my school to prove them wrong like joining the track team, but I would always let them down due to the jocks sabotaging me to make me look bad. One time I even tried to stand up for myself, but one of the teachers at my school saw me do it and the jocks acted like victims causing me to end up getting suspended for a week. Ever since that day, I've been scared to bad mouth people and try to say "sorry" to them whenever I do. I felt like I would never be able to find anyone who would want to be my friend. However, that's when I heard about this show and thought that if I signed up for it, then I would be able to meet new people and make new friends… So you see Samey, when I saw Amy treat you the way those jocks treated me, I felt like we could be perfect friends. Of course I'm already friends with Cameron and Mike, however I've also been wanting to make some girl-friends. And it feels like you could be the perfect friend for me.
Sammy: (Sheds a tear and hugs Zoey) Oh Zoey, I've also never had that many friends back home, thanks to Amy, but after hearing your story, I'd be happy to be your friend!
Zoey: You would? Thanks Samey!
Sammy: Please. Call me Sammy.
Zoey: Oh, sure thing then. Sammy.
(Both of them smile and hug each other. Amy then peeks behind a tree and glares at them)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Looks like I have a new target for elimination. (She Snickers)
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Killer Bass cabin with Molly sitting by the entrance of the Bass cabin)
Molly: Ugh… I'm so hungry… I haven't eaten any real food in months.
Shawn: Are you sure? Because remember when the gophers shared some of their tuck shop snacks with us?
Molly: Yes but that was . All we've been eating for the past few days is Chef's crappy slop. When is Chris gonna get us some real fo-
???: Whatcha talking about?
(The camera zooms out to reveal Chris standing next to them. Molly grabs onto Chris' shirt)
Molly: Come on Chris PLEASE can we get some real food? I can't deal with prison food anymore!
Jo: (Walks past them) Who even needs food? Food is for wimps and losers and wimps like you. I've been here and I'm perfectly fine.
Molly: (Calling out) I WILL END YOU!
Chris: (Pushes Molly off of him) Alright, settle down. Because the next challenge might be the answer you're looking for!
Molly: Are you sure?
Chris: Yep! Cause the next challenge is a cook off!
Molly: Wait so we won't be getting any food?
Chris: Well there IS a reward so maybe… (Pulls out his bullhorn) So everyone, come meet me at the beach for your next challenge in 10 minutes!
Cameron (looks to Mike): Did he just say the challenge is a cook off?
(Confessional: Cameron)
Cameron: I'm not good at cooking. However I have studied the basics of it. Though I've never tried it out myself. So since this may be my first time, I hope that I don't accidentally blow up the kitchen. (Chuckles nervously)
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: I love cooking! While I'm a pretty decent chef, I've made some good meals for my comrades back home.
(Confessional: Ends)
(Cuts to Scott exiting the cabin. Dawn peeks out of her cabin suspiciously. She then notices a rolled up piece of paper fall out of Scott's pocket. Molly then walks up behind her)
Molly: Um, you might wanna check that out. That could be used as evidence against him.
Dawn: (Gasps) I already know what's on it.
Molly: Really? What's on it? (Dawn whispers in her ear and she gasps) So what should I do?
Dawn: I feel like you should be more reliable to hold onto it.
Molly: But aren't you the one who's onto him?
Dawn: Well, the other teammates won't listen to me when I try to tell them the truth.
Jo: (Walks up to them) Hey are two finished with your tea party? Because it's challenge time let's go! (Runs off)
Molly: Alright, here's the deal. I'll hang onto it, and you will be the one who exposes him.
Dawn: Alright I got it.
(Both of them walk off. Molly grabs Scott's chart off the ground and she puts it in her pocket. Cuts to all the campers at the beach. Amy walks up to Jasmine and Sammy)
Amy: You two BETTER not screw up this time! (She walks off and walks past Rodney who tries to talk to her but she interrupts her) No.
(Rodney sadly lowers his head)
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: (Sighs) Maybe it's time for me to search for a new gal. Amy doesn't seem to be interested in me. (Takes his tiki doll out of his pocket) I even tried giving her a gift but she won't accept it! (Sighs) There has to be someone else on my team who would be perfect for me.
(Confessional Ends)
Jasmine: We should just ignore her. Not like she's been that helpful as of late.
Chris: (Walks up to the campers) Alright, so here's how this cook off will work. You'll be cooking a three-course meal and serving it to me for tasting. The winners get a reward and the losers will send somebody home. Each team will appoint a head chef to create the theme of the meal and to oversee the cooking. To cook, you need ingredients. (A food truck pulls up from out of the ocean) Every morning, a truck brings us food. Today's task starts there.
(A dolphin pops out of the truck and waves to the campers)
Sky: (Gasps and turns away) No no no. I did NOT just see a dolphin driving a truck out of the ocean.
(Scott peeks inside the truck to see nobody inside)
Scott: Huh, didn't know staying on a crappy summer camp for too long would make people go insane.
Sky: What? But I saw-
Scott: Let's go people, we got some meals to make!
(Cuts to the Killer Bass choosing a head chef)
Sugar: Ooh! Ooh! You guys should pick me! I was once on one of them cooking shows, and I almost won first place!
Molly: What do you mean "almost"?
Sugar: Well… I kinda got hungry and ate my whole dish before I served it to the judges.
Molly: Yeah… no. Who else?
Shawn: I'm a good cook! I can make-
Jo: No! We're apparently making stuff that could be at a 5 star restaurant not grub you eat in your little fantasy apocalypse!
(Shawn sighs sadly)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: First of all, I've gotten over the whole zombie thing. Secondly, I've made some good stew for my family before when we were out camping one time. I'm also decent with cake batter, but that's a whole story I'm not reciting.
(Confessional Ends)
Molly: I know! I can be head chef! If that's okay with you guys?
Scott: What's your reasoning punk girl?
Molly: Well, I've gotten A in my home ec class before. My fellow classmates ADORE my cooking.
Shawn: Okay then.
Jo: Fine, we'll do it your way prom queen.
(Molly looks at Jo shocked)
(Confessional: Molly)
Molly: Wait, for once Jo isn't turning me down? This is probably a turning point.
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: Okay, cooking is something I could care less for. So this is the ONLY time I'm giving up leadership to Molly. Then I'm back to taking charge.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the gophers picking a head chef)
Mike: Alright guys, so who's gonna be head chef?
Sammy: I'll be-
Amy: (Quickly covers her sister's mouth) ME! I'LL BE HEAD CHEF! I called it first so that means I get to be head chef!
(Everyone looks at Amy awkwardly)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: What? We're on a losing streak, people! And would you honestly trust SAMEY with that role? One time when she was cooking Thanksgiving dinner, she cooked the turkey for too long and ended up burning it! Like I said, she's terrible at everything!
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: I didn't only want to be head chef to prove I'm a team player, but I'm also a really good cook! I even once made Thanksgiving dinner for my family! But thanks to Amy being the impatient brat that she is was pressuring me and I ended up cooking the turkey for too long on accident!
Amy: (Angrily bangs on the wall from outside the confessional) SAMEY! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IN THERE?!
Sammy: Uh nothing! Nothing at all! (Smiles sheepishly)
(Confessional Ends)
Brick: (Walks up to Amy) Pardon me ma'am, I don't mean to be rude but, I think I should be head chef for this round. I'm a pretty decent cook back home-
Amy: Oh cool! You know what else would be cool? (Angrily) IF I CARED! I CALLED IT FIRST AND I GET TO BE IT!
(Suddenly a whizzing sound is heard and Amy looks at Brick weirded out. Cuts to the Bass opening the food truck to see the ingredients inside. Molly is holding a clipboard)
Sugar: YUUUUUMY!
Scott: Ah thank god it's been so long since I've seen real food.
Shawn: So what are we gonna make?
Molly: (Looking in the truck) Hmm we've got some noodles, some rice, a few fish here and there. How about we make a Japanese styled meal?
Shawn: Sounds awesome! I'm on board!
Leonard: No objections here!
Scott: Whatever.
Shawn: I feel like there's irony here somewhere since we're called "the Killer Bass" and most Japanese meals are fish.
(Ella stares awkwardly while Dawn glares)
Molly: Alright, so here's what we're gonna make: We're gonna make a bowl of Curry Ramen for an appetizer, the main course meal will be Salmon HosoMaki Sushi rolls, and for dessert, Purin.
(Scott and Jo look at each other awkwardly and Jo turns to Molly)
Jo: What the hell is "Purin"?
Ella: I believe it may be a type of Japanese pudding.
Molly: Correct. Alright everyone let's get this show on the road!
(The bass walk to the truck to get their ingredients. Ella walks out with a crate full of caramel and sugar, Scott walks out with a crate full of noodles, cheese and beef, and Sugar walks out with a crate full of salmon and rice. The other bass tag along. Scott then notices a rock on the ground he then smirks and purposefully trips on the rock causing the crate he's carrying to break and all the ingredients in it to fall into the sand)
Scott: (Fake innocence) Ah darn! Stupid rock!
(Molly and Dawn glare at him)
Molly: Um, Dawn? Can you carry the ingredients for the Ramen instead?
Dawn: Sure thing. (Dawn walks back to the truck to get more ingredients)
Molly: Thanks!
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: Scott has gone way too far at this point! One more slip up and I shall expose him for the traitor he is! (Dawn looks to the camera) I mean it.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the gophers walking up to the truck to get ingredients with Amy holding a clipboard)
Amy: Alright, the theme we're doing is a 5 star restaurant theme. So listen up! Here's what we're making, for the appetizer, we're making clam chowder soup, in a bread bowl.
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: "Bread bowls"? I didn't even know those were a thing.
(Confessional Ends)
Amy: For the main course, we're making Salisbury Steak with onion gravy. And finally for dessert, we're making Molten Chocolate Lava Cake.
Cameron: (Walks up to Amy) Um, no offense Amy, but I think your meals might sound a little bit too much.
Amy: (Angrily) I'm sorry, WHOSE head chef around here?
Cameron: (Nervously gulps) You…?
Amy: Exactly! Now get the ingredients! NOW!
(Cameron runs to the truck)
(Confessional: Cameron)
Cameron: Amy can be really bossy at times. She sometimes frightens me with her attitude. (Nervously looks around) She won't hear this will she?
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the gophers carrying crates of ingredients out of the truck Zoey has a crate full of Sugar and Flour, Mike has a crate full of Chocolate, Brick has a crate full of Bread, Rodney has a carton of milk, Sam is holding a steak, Jasmine is holding a crate full of onions, Sky is holding a carton of eggs, Sammy is holding a crate of clams and Cameron is holding a crate filled with different types of vegetables)
Amy: Move it people! I want this meal to be FLAWLESS.
Cameron: (Is struggling while carrying his crate) SO…..HEAVY….(Cameron then falls over and the vegetable crate lands on his face. Some of the vegetables fall out of the crate and land into the sand. Cameron groans in pain. Mike walks up to Cameron)
Mike: Here, I'll take the veggies for you Cam!
Cameron: (Weakly) Thanks Mike…
(Mike puts his crate down and stacks Cameron's vegetable crate on top of his chocolate crate and walks off while carrying both crates)
Amy: (Calling out) NO SLACKING OFF LET'S MOVE!
(Cameron runs off. Cuts to all the campers arriving at the mess hall. Chef then stops them in their tracks)
Chef: Listen up you maggots! If any of you fools burn my kitchen down then I will be your worst nightmare. DO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
Brick: (Salutes but drops his crate in the process) SIR YES SIR! (The crate breaks and all the bread lands in the grass) Oops.
Amy: Brick, go back to the truck and GET MORE BREAD!
Brick: SIR YES SIR! (Runs back to the truck)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Ugh, what a weirdo, he's whatever though, I can probably kick him off soon.
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: Okay, maybe I can be a little clumsy at times… (Smiles sheepishly)
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Bass walking into the kitchen with all of their ingredients. Each of them place their ingredients onto the table. Molly walks in holding her clipboard)
Molly: Alright so here's how this will work: two groups of two will each work on the appetizer and dessert. And one group of three will work on the main course. If anyone has any troubles then I'll be happy to help them out.
Shawn: You know if we were making a Japanese styled cake, then we would win because I once worked at a bakery.
Scott: Oh that's awesome, though it's such a shame that nobody cares.
Shawn: Well, I know how to boil noodles!
Molly: Ah that's great! You and Jo will work on the Ramen.
Dawn: Me and Scott will make the dessert.
(Scott growls)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: Great. Just great. How am I supposed to lose if I'm stuck working with the fairy princess?
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: I've been keeping a close watch on him ever since he tried to frame me for sabotage. I will NOT let him get away with this!
(Confessional Ends)
Molly: Okay so that leaves Ella, Sugar and Leonard to work on the sushi rolls.
(Sugar growls)
Ella: Don't worry Sugar! I'll let you take charge of making them!
Sugar: That's what I was hoping for you to say.
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: Since I've given up on trying to become the bestest friends with Sugar, I want to figure out why Sugar isn't such a nice person like Dawn says.
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: On the downside, I'm forced to work with Ella, AGAIN. But on the plus side, not only do I get to work with the wizard, but we also get free food! (Squeals in delight) It feels like Christmas all over again! But with one downside of course.
(Confessional Ends)
Sugar: (Rubs her hands together) Oh boy I can already taste them chow! (Grabs a whole crate of food and begins to chow down) COME TO MAMA! (Jo slaps Sugar in the back causing her to drop the crate and it lands back onto the table) Ow!
Jo: Not so fast Chubby Mama! This meal is for Lieutenant Slick! Not you!
Sugar: (Growls) Why I oughta-
Molly: Sugar, calm down. I hate to agree with Jo, but she's right. Plus the reward tonight might be something worth it! So settle down okay?
Sugar: (Sighs and pouts) Fine!
Molly: Alright let's get cooking people.
(Cuts to the Gophers walking into the kitchen with all of their ingredients. They each set their crates onto the table)
Amy: Alright everyone, three of you each will group up and work on one course! Brick, Sam, Sky! You'll be working on the clam chowder! Hustle!
Brick: Sir yes sir!
Amy: Can you stop calling me "sir"? I'm a girl you dunce. (Brick lowers his head sadly)
Sky: (Walks up to Brick) Hey look on the bright side. We get to be partners together.
Brick: That's great! It's an honor to be working with a trustworthy alliance member!
Amy: Mike! Zoey!
(Cut to them talking quietly to one another near the corner)
Mike: I hope we get to work with Cam, he seems like a good guy.
Zoey: Well, I was hoping we'll get to work with Sammy.
Mike: Um, who's Sammy again? (Sammy faceplams.) Ooh you're talking about Samey. I didn't know she was also called that. I would've called her Sam but, you know.
Zoey: Well, she told me that she prefers being called that. Me and her have so much in common so it would be awesome if we partnered up together!
(Amy shoves Rodney towards Mike and Zoey)
Amy: You two are stuck with Rodney so deal with it! You'll make the main course.
Zoey: Oh. Okay then. (Turns to Rodney) So we'll be working together then? (Rodney then stares at Zoey dreamily and then cuts to Rodney's point of view with Zoey looking creeped out by Rodney with flowers and angels around her) Um Mike? Something seems wrong with him.
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Oh Zoey… She seems like a pretty nice gal. Heck, she might be the perfect gal that I'm looking for, since it doesn't seem Amy is interested in me. (Pulls out his tiki doll) Plus, she might be the type of person that would be interested in my gift!
(Confessional Ends)
Amy: (Sighs) I can't believe I'm saying this but… Samey you'll be making the dessert.
(Sammy smiles happily)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: Why is this a problem you may ask? Because the dessert is the best part of any course meal! And since Samey is a terrible cook she's guaranteed to mess it up!
(Confessional Ends)
Amy: (Clears her throat) Anyways, you're teamed up with Jasmine. (Amy walks up to Cameron) I apologize that you're stuck with the two weaklings on our team, scrawny. One of them is guaranteed to mess up again because she never does anything right. (Walks off. Sammy and Jasmine walk up to Cameron)
Sammy: Don't listen to her, Cameron. Trust me I'm an excellent cook! I can make the best chocolate cake in the world!
Amy: (Walks up into Sammy's face) Oh really? Well it's too bad that we're sticking to my plan! And MY plan is a MOLTEN chocolate LAVA cake! Got it?!
Cameron: Um, isn't it still the same thing?
Amy (pretending not to hear): HUSTLE PEOPLE! THIS MEAL ISN'T GONNA COOK ITSELF!
Brick: Sir yes sir! Uh I mean ma'am!
(Everyone in the gophers head to their stations. Cuts to the Bass with Scott filling up a pot of water in a sink. He then turns off the sink and picks it up)
Scott: Here you two. (Walks towards Jo and Shawn while holding the pot) I filled it up for you. So where do you guys want- (Suddenly he trips and splashes water all over Shawn's pants causing him to shout) Whoops! My bad!
Shawn: Hey! That's not cool man! (Jasmine is heard snickering at Shawn and then she bursts out laughing and the rest of the gophers join in. Shawn then blushes in embarrassment and points in the opposite direction) Uhh… I better go change. (Runs off to his cabin)
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: Okay, he may be a bad person, but that was pretty funny. (Realizes what she just said) Uh I mean, I don't care! I said I would stop thinking about him!
(Confessional: Jo)
Jo: Sometimes I think all my team ever does is dick around.
(Confessional Ends)
(Molly grabs Scott by the arm causing him to drop the pot and it lands on his foot)
Scott: Ow!
Molly: What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be working on the pudding with Dawn! (Shoves Scott back to his station) Get back to your station!
(Scott gets scooted over towards his station next to Dawn who is mixing Sugar in a bowl. He turns to Molly and glares at her)
Scott: Hmph. Nobody tells ME what to do.
Dawn: (Glares at Scott) You will do as you are told, Scott.
(Scott growls at Dawn. Cuts to Ella humming to herself while pouring rice into a pot while Sugar is chopping up salmon. Sugar then glares at her and she stops humming)
Ella: Oh, if you would like me to stop humming, then I would be glad to!
Sugar: Hmph!
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: The least I could do is try to fix things that trouble Sugar.
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: What's up with that gal? Tryin' to play all nice with me now? Well it ain't workin'! No way no how!
(Confessional Ends)
Leonard: (Looking in his spell book) Hmm…
Sugar: (Scoots over towards Leonard) Ooh! Whatcha doin' there Mr. Wizard?
Leonard: Trying to cast a spell that will easily prepare the meal in a flash! Hmmm… Ah ha! Here we go! Stand back everyone! If this spell messes up then the whole kitchen could burn down!
Ella: (Worried) Oh dear! It would be a disaster if that happened!
Leonard: (Clears throat) Pre-
Jo: (Grabs Leonard's spell book and walks over to the stove) Yeah nice try Vol-dumb-mort, but we've had enough with your fantasies. (Drops Leonard's spell book into a pot filled with boiling water on the stove)
Leonard: (Gasps in horror and runs over to the stove) NOOOOOOO! (Tries to grab his spell book from the pot but he burns his hand and screams his pain knocking over the pot in the process causing hot boiling water to land all over his crotch) AH! AH! IT BURNS! (He then picks up his ruined spell book off the floor) My spell book! Ruined!
Sugar: (Angrily points to Jo) HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH THE WIZARD AGAIN! I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN NOW MISSY! (Charges towards Jo but Dawn and Molly stop her)
Molly: Alright enough fooling around! Do we want to win this challenge or not?
Shawn: (Enters the kitchen) I'm back! What did I miss?
Molly: Uhhh… Nothing important, let's just continue cooking!
(Scott smirks to himself)
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: (Snickers) Man this is easier than I thought.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the gophers working on their meal. Sam is about to get ready to cook but Amy grabs his arm)
Sam: Hey!
Amy: Did you wash your hands?
Sam: Uhh…
Amy: Did ANYONE wash their hands?
(Brick and Sky look confused while Mike and Rodney just shrug)
Sam: There wasn't any hand soap near the si-
Amy: I DON'T CARE! Anyone who hasn't washed their hands must do it now! (She lets go of Sam's arm and walks off. Jasmine then stops her in her tracks)
Jasmine: Did you even wash your hands yourself?
Amy: Did I ask you to stop working and whine to me? Nope! Didn't think so! Get back to work! (Walks off. Jasmine growls at Amy)
Sammy: Jasmine! Take deep breaths.
Jasmine: (Inhales and exhales) Sorry about that.
Sammy: Don't worry. I would've done the same.
Amy: (YELLING OUT) WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE! NOW! (Holds up frying pan) Or SOMEONE is getting it!
(Everyone rushes toward the kitchen sink and frantically washed their hands)
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: Amy would NOT make a good commander if she was leading an army. My commander would be ashamed of her.
Amy: (Banging on the wall from outside the confessional) I can HEAR you in there, Brickhouse!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Shawn stirring noodles in a pot full of boiling water. He then notices Jasmine cutting up chocolate bars and sighs)
Dawn: Your aura seems blue and is filled with grief. (Shawn sees Dawn standing behind him and shouts in fear)
Shawn: Oh, hi Dawn. You see, I've been trying to tell Jasmine how I feel, but she keeps avoiding me. Do you have any more advice on how I can patch things up with her?
Dawn: Well, I've been reading Jasmine's aura, and she thinks that you were never interested in her ever since the incident during the laser tag challenge.
Shawn: What? But she's one of the most amazing girls I've ever met on the Island! The only reason I hit her was because of me thinking she was a zombie!
Dawn: Well, I can tell you that a great evil was pulling the strings behind your back!
Shawn: Huh? Who is it?
(Scott walks up to Dawn)
Scott: Come on fairy princess! (Grabs Dawn by her arm and walks back to their station) We got a dessert to make!
Shawn: Wait Dawn! Who's the one pulling the strings? (Sighs sadly)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: The least I can do now is apologize to Jasmine for hitting her. Oh, but I'm worried that she might turn me down again! Well, it's worth a shot.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Brick cutting up vegetables while Sky is draining juice from clams into a measuring cup)
Brick: I've been thinking Sky, our alliance won't do with just the two of us.
Sky: You know, I think you're probably right. Maybe we could ask one more person to join us. (Both of them notice Sam cutting up bread. They then both walk up to Sky) Uh, hey there Sam. Me and Brick have been wondering if you wanna be in an alliance with us.
Sam: Really?
(Confessional: Sam)
Sam: I'm not usually the type to join alliances, but this is a special occasion. Besides, with someone who's brave like Brick in the alliance, count me in. (Chuckles)
(Confessional Ends)
Brick: You'd make a fine addition to our team. Whaddaya say soldier?
Sam: I'll do it!
Brick: Welcome aboard then!
Sky: Alright guys, let's get this meal prepared!
(Cuts to Zoey cutting up onions while Rodney melts butter into a saucepan. Rodney then looks at Zoey and smiles)
Rodney: So, uh, any hobbies you have or uh… No, no, no, me have a, uh hobbies in… No no no, come one Rodney you can do this! (Clears throat) Hey… do you have any hobbies? (Smiles dreamily while Zoey looks at him weirded out)
Zoey: Um… okay then… (Mike enters the scene and Zoey turns to him) Ah, Mike! Can you go get me some more onions please?
Mike: Oh, I'd be glad to!
Zoey: Thanks!
(Both smile at each other while Rodney becomes jealous of Mike)
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Zoey's already interested in Mike? Awww… But I wanted to be with Zoey! (Sighs sadly) Nah! I shouldn't give up! I can win Zoey's heart! Maybe I could one up Mike in front of Zoey and then she'll be more interested in me instead! Ah but that sounds evil. But I really want to be with her!
(Confessional Ends)
Rodney: Uh… I'll get more onions for you, m'lady! (Smiles at Zoey)
Zoey: (Weirded out) Uh… thanks. But I already asked Mike to get them for me.
Rodney: What? But what if you run out? I could get you some extra ones!
Zoey: Hm, well I guess extra onions could be helpful if I run out. Thanks Rodney!
Rodney: You're welcome, (leans toward Zoey) m'lady. (Winks at Zoey who then gives him a weirded out look)
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: I don't like to speak badly about anyone unless they're mean, but Rodney totally creeps me out. I think he may have a bit of a crush on me. Although I've already met my dream guy, Mike. Although I still don't understand the deal with him and his crazy characters.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Sugar cutting up salmon while Leonard is heating up rice. Sugar's mouth then waters as she stares at the food she's preparing)
Sugar: Oh muffin tops! When do we start chowing down on this?
Molly: We don't! We're supposed to serve this to Chris!
Sugar: Aw man, but I haven't eaten anything for weeks! (Thinking) Or is it months? Man, I've lost track of how many days we've been here!
Ella: (Walks up to Sugar holding a tray of sandwiches) Hello there Sugar! I bring you sandwiches made by I! One bite of happy joy will put a smile on your face!
Sugar: (Slaps the tray out of Ella's hand) Get your rotten food outta my face you pixie wannabe!
(Ella sighs sadly and walks back over to her station)
(Confessional: Sugar)
Sugar: Seriously, what's up with her and bein' all nice to me lately? Is she plottin' something against me? Oh that does it! She's gonna get it now!
(Confessional Ends)
(Ella sadly walks up to Dawn)
Dawn: Hello there Ella. My my, your aura looks gray. Is anything the matter?
Ella: (Lightens up) Oh, why hello there Dawn. I have been wondering why Sugar doesn't seem to like me. I have been cheering her up, but she doesn't seem to take notice.
Dawn: Maybe you should just leave her be. I've actually been sensing that if she pushes you far too much then disaster will strike!
(Ella gasps)
(Confessional: Ella)
Ella: Oh what could Dawn ever mean by that? Could Sugar perhaps put me in danger?
(Confessional Ends)
Ella: Oh dear heavens! Whatever that disaster could be, it would be a shame if it happened! I promise I will not let Sugar push me too far! Thank you for the advice Dawn! (Walks back to her station while humming to herself)
Dawn: Aw don't mention it!
Scott: Hold up, I'll be back to get more caramel. (Walks off. He then notices the pot cooking the rice and smirks. As he walks by it he Knocks it over by sliding it off the table. Molly then gasps and then rushes over to the scene and catches the pot just in time)
Molly: Phew! (Places the pot back onto the table) Okay from here on out, I will be getting the ingredients for you guys. And Dawn, (shoves Scott back to his station) PLEASE make sure Scott doesn't wander off again.
Scott: What? Are you accusing me of something?
Molly: What I am DOING is making sure you're not-
Dawn: (Whispering) Now is not the right time.
Molly: (Sighs) Alright everyone back to work.
(Everyone looks suspicious)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: What was that all about?
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Sammy cracking eggs into a bowl. She then notices Zoey sprinkling salt into a tablespoon and smiles)
Sammy: (Walks up to Zoey) Hey Zoey, you're doing a pretty good job there!
Zoey: Huh, oh! Thank you Sammy. I'm not that great of a cook, but it's always nice for someone to be appreciative!
Sammy: (Giggles) Thanks! My favorite dish to make is chocolate cake!
Zoey: (Gasps) I LOVE chocolate cake! One day, you should make me some!
Sammy: Sure thing!
(They both smile at each other. Amy then glares at them. Rodney then walks up to Sammy and Zoey)
Rodney: Hello Samey! May I have a moment with Zoey please?
Sammy: Um… sure I guess? (Slowly backs off)
Rodney: (Clears throat) Zoey, I have something that you might appreciate. I hope you like it.
(Rodney reaches in his pocket and pulls out a jar full of a yellow liquid)
Zoey: (Weirded out) Um, what is that?
Rodney: (Is now shocked) Oh shoot! That was supposed to be used in the last challenge! (Puts the jar back in his pocket and reaches for something else) What I meant to give you… Is this. (Pulls out his tiki doll from his pocket and presents it to Zoey)
Zoey: Um… thanks. But… where did you get that?
(Amy then angrily storms over to them)
Amy: Just what do you think you two are doing?
Zoey: Oh we were just talking.
Amy: And whatcha got there Rodney?
Rodney: Um… (Puts his doll back in his pocket) nothing! (Smiles sheepishly)
(Amy simply glared at the two)
Amy: Just keep working.
(Amy walks off. Mike then passes holding a crate full of onions Zoey and Zoey smiles)
Zoey: Oh, Mike! Do you need any help with that?
Rodney: Um… I can help too!
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong. Was it the jar of pee? Maybe I should dispose of it. But what does Zoey see in Mike that makes her interested in him?
(Confessional Ends)
(Commercial Break)
(Turns over to the bass side. Scott and Dawn are seen making the pudding. Scott is seen glaring at Dawn)
Scott: What were you and Molly talking about when the whole "pot" incident happened?
Dawn: It's none of your business.
Scott: Well it IS my business because it sounds like the two of you are accusing me of something! (Everyone in the bass suddenly stare at Scott) Is this another attempt of you to save your sorry butt from all the sabotaging you've caused on our team?
Dawn: (Gasps) I already said I would never do such a thing!
Molly: Alright can we all stop bickering here? We've ended our losing streak and the reason is because we work together as a team! Besides, Dawn helped us win the canoe challenge, she's too essential.
Scott: Ugh, fine, but I promise she's up to something.
(Dawn glared at Scott, before taking a deep breath)
Dawn: Alright Molly I think we can manage.
(Scott then hits Dawn with a small piece of cheese. The scene cuts back to the gophers side. Zoey is seen pouring red wine into melted butter. Mike walks up to Zoey and hands her a stick of butter)
Mike: Here you go Zoey!
Zoey: (Smiles) Thanks Mike!
(Mike walks off and Zoey begins to melt the butter in a bowl. Rodney then walks up to her with also a stick of butter and hands it to Zoey)
Rodney: For you, m'lady!
Zoey: Oh, sorry. Mike already got some for me.
(Rodney sighs and walks off. Then it cuts to the next scene with Zoey preparing the gravy. Mike walks up to Zoey)
Mike: Here, I'll help you with that!
Zoey: (Smiles) Thank you!
(Mike and Zoey begin working on the gravy. Rodney then walks up to them)
Rodney: Uh, need some m'lady?
Zoey: (Creeped out) Uh, no thank you. But maybe you can prepare the steak?
Rodney: Oh, of course. Anything for you.
(Rodney walks off and sighs. Cuts to Zoey pouring red wine and herbs into the bowl. Mike then walks up to Zoey)
Mike: I've got you some more herbs Zoey!
Zoey: Thanks Mike! (Smiles)
(Mike hands Zoey the herbs and walks off. Zoey adds the herbs into the bowl and walks off. Rodney walks up to Zoey)
Rodney: Hello there m'lady. It seems you could use some more herbs. Well, I've got some on me right now for a lovely lady like-
Zoey: Um. Hold on a second. (Walk up to Mike) Hey Mike, this work is kind of tiring me. Can you and Rodney work on the meal while I take a break?
Mike: Sure thing Zoey! Anything for you!
Zoey: (Smiles) Thanks Mike!
(Zoey walks off. Mike smiles and her while Rodney just sighs sadly)
(Confessional: Rodney)
(Rodney sighs sadly)
(Confessional Ends)
(Sammy notices that Zoey is off to take a break and smiles)
Sammy: Hey Jasmine, I really hate to ask, but can I take a little break real quick?
Jasmine: Oh, sure thing Sammy!
Sammy: (Smiles) Thanks!
(Sammy walks off and follows Zoey. The both smile at each other and are about to walk out the door but Amy stops them in their tracks)
Amy: Where do you two think you're going?
Sammy: Oh, um, we're just going to use the restroom.
Amy: At the same time?
Zoey: Um, yeah! If that's okay with you.
Amy: (Glares at them) Just make it quick. (Walks off)
(Sammy and Zoey smile and walk out the door)
(Confessional: Sammy)
Sammy: Zoey is a really good friend of mine! She might be my second bestie on the island besides Jasmine! I just hope that Amy doesn't ruin our friendship.
(Confessional Ends)
(Mike walks over to get more ingredients but suddenly his shirt gets caught on a broken piece of wood sticking out of the counter and rips it off)
Mike: Oh no-
(Mike gasps and turns into Vito)
Vito: Ayo, smells good in here. Someone makin' dinner tonight? Where's Anne Maria at?
Rodney: Huh?
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Impressions! That must be what Zoey sees in Mike! Maybe if I try to do funny impressions then Zoey would be interested in me!
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the Bass side with Leonard sighing sadly)
Sugar: (Gasps) I heard a sigh from the wizard! (Scoots up to Leonard while knocking over Ella in the process) What's the matter wizard?
Leonard: Well, I'm just bummed that my spell book got destroyed!
Scott: You mean the spell book nobody cared about until today?
Leonard: Well, we COULD have the meal prepared NOW if SOMEBODY (Glares at Jo) didn't destroy my spell book!
Jo: (Angrily walks up to Leonard) You know what Wizard kid? I don't wanna hear ANOTHER word from you, EVER! Actually, you shouldn't even be here! You should've been the first person booted off the team! Yes, Dr. DWEEB-vil was sexist but at least he isn't as useless as YOU!
Scott: He refused to jump off the damn cliff! Of COURSE he's useless!
Molly: Guys?
Jo: Well I find it BAFFLING that this kid made it further in the game than someone like Lightning! Sure he was annoying and didn't know I was a girl but at least he was strong and actually USEFUL!
Ella: (Is scared) Oh dear! I don't appreciate confrontation!
Sugar: SHUT UP MISSY! AND YOU! (Angrily points to Jo) If you insult the wizard ONE MORE TIME, I'LL KNOCK YA INTO NEXT WEEK!
Molly: Guys?
Jo: How many times do I have to tell you? He is NOT a wizard! And HE might actually be the reason we lost four times in a row!
Leonard: Well the reason you THINK I'm not a wizard is because you DON'T believe in my magic!
Molly: GUYS! (Everyone turns to Molly) STOP FIGHTING! The MAIN reason why we kept losing challenges was because we KEPT BICKERING WITH EACH OTHER LIKE WE'RE DOING RIGHT NOW! SO SHUT UP AND KEEP WORKING! (Everyone stares at Molly. She then calms down) Oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to snap.
(Confessional: Molly)
Molly: Alright so MAYBE I have anger issues. But I couldn't help it! I just don't wanna go back to loserville! (Lowers her head in shame) Aw man. I'm turning into Jo.
(Confessional Ends)
Molly: Anyways, let's get back to working. (Walks off)
(Cuts back to the gophers side with Brick and Sky preparing the appetizer)
Sky: So what is boot camp like back at home?
Brick: It's not so bad. When I first entered it I was pretty nervous, but after that. I became an honorable soldier!
Sky: That seems pretty interesting to me. You should introduce me to your comrades back home.
Brick: Most certainly.
(Amy looks around to make sure everyone is working. She then notices Sam playing on his video game and immediately snatches it away from him)
Sam: Hey!
Amy: Get off the video game and play the ACTUAL game!
Sam: I was almost at a save point!
Amy: Don't care! Get to working NOW before I smash your game over your head!
Sam: I already finished making the bread bowl! (Gestures to the bread bowl he made)
Amy: Well then make the clam chowder with Brick and Sky! NOW!
(Sam sighs and walks back to Brick and Sky)
Brick: You don't have to feel so glum, soldier.
Sky: Yeah, don't feel down because Amy took your game away. You're still a great team player!
Sam: Really?
Brick: Absolutely!
Sam: (Chuckles) Thanks guys!
(Confessional: Brick)
Brick: I really hate to see a teammate feel down. I always like to cheer them up when they're not in a great mood.
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to Rodney trying to do impressions)
Rodney: (Clears throat and talks in a British accent) Uh, hello there kind sir! I see you've got some trouble there! Mind if I help you! (Normal voice) No, no, that won't do. (Clears throat and talks in a Jamaican accent) Hello there man-n, do you need any help? I could help you out there! (Normal voice) No, no! Come on Rodney! You can do this!
Vito: Ayo, what's this a rehearsal or somethin'?
Rodney: I'm trying to do impressions to impress Zoey!
Vito: Ayo, who's this "Zoey" schnook? Anyways have you seen Anne Maria?
Amy: (Angrily walks up to Rodney and Vito) What are you two morons doing?!
Rodney: Um, I'm trying to do impressions to-
Amy: No, you're SUPPOSED to be preparing the steak! (She notices the gravy boat full of onion gravy) I see you've finished the gravy but you STILL need to prepare the steak! Got it?! (Looks around) And WHY aren't the weak reds back yet?! Ugh! (Storms) I'm going to KILL Samey when I get my hands on her!
Sam: (Worried) You're not REALLY gonna kill her, are you?
Amy: No you dunce! But she's STILL going DOWN! (Storms out of the kitchen)
(Cuts to the gophers cabin with Zoey and Sammy bonding with each other)
Sammy: And that's how I became the captain of the cheer team.
Zoey: Wow Sammy. That was a great story!
Sammy: (Giggles) Thanks Zoey! Have you tried anything at your school before?
Zoey: Well, I haven't really tried joining any clubs at my school before. Actually, the school I go to is pretty different from a normal school.
Sammy: You should totally tell me about it sometime!
Zoey: Certainly!
Amy: There you two are! (Zoey and Sammy gasps and see Amy standing in front of them angrily) Throwing the challenge, are we?
Sammy: What? N-no Amy! We were just taking a break!
Amy: A break?! Yeah, a break at actually PLAYING the game and winning for our team! You know THIS is honestly the reason we keep losing challenges! Because you NEVER EVER put in effort!
Zoey: Woah! Take it easy! We just got caught up on talking! That is all!
(Amy shoots daggers at the two and grabs them by the arm and drags them back to the kitchen)
Sammy: Hey!
Zoey: Ow! That hurts!
(Cuts back to the kitchen with the gophers still working on the meal. Amy angrily walks back into the kitchen while dragging Sammy and Zoey by the arm and shoves them back to their stations)
Amy: Continue working! NOW!
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: That was pretty mean. We were just relaxing and we planned to get back to the challenge when we were done!
(Confessional Ends)
(Zoey walks back to her station. Rodney walks up to Zoey and talks in a British accent)
Rodney: G'day m'lady. I see you need some help cooking there. Well, allow me to be of service.
Zoey: (Notices the unprepared steak) Rodney? Mike? Did you guys not continue working while I was gone?
Vito: Ayo, we makin' dinner? Go make me a sandwich while you're at it.
Rodney: Oh shoot! I got so distracted doing my impressions that I forgot to continue working!
(Amy facepalms herself and groans)
Zoey: Wha…why were you doing impressions?
Rodney: (Sighs) So I can be with you.
Zoey: Huh?
Rodney: You see, I saw that you were interested in Mike, and I thought it was because of the impressions he did, and I thought that if I did impressions, you would like me too.
Zoey: (Sighs) May I please speak with you? (Turns to Mike) You too Mike.
Vito: You talkin' to me baby girl?
(Amy walks past Jasmine, Sammy and Cameron while they're making the dessert)
Amy: What exactly are you three doing?
Cameron: We're making chocolate cake like you asked.
Amy: No, no, no! You're supposed to be making molten chocolate lava cake you morons!
Cameron: But isn't that the same thing?
Amy: (Groans) I would expect from YOU to think they're different, but no. You're just as stupid as those two useless girls.
Jasmine: Now who are you calling useless?
Amy: You know what, forget it. I'll do this myself. (Shoves the three out of the way) THIS is how you make molten chocolate lava cake.
(Cuts back to Zoey and Rodney preparing the meal)
Zoey: Listen, Mike, I really like you, but you said you would tone the characters down. Because honestly, out of all your characters, I like you being Mike the best.
Vito: (Not listening) Yeah, sure, whatever baby.
Zoey: And Rodney, I don't mean to sound rude, and I know you're trying to win me over, but I'm sorry. I'm not interested in you.
Rodney: (Sighs sadly) But why?
Zoey: I guess you're not really my type.
Rodney: Okay. I understand… (Lowers his head sadly)
Zoey: By the way, what was that jar of pee all about?
Rodney: Oh this? (Pulls out the jar of pee from his pocket. Zoey gags) I didn't mean to present to you, I swear! I was going to use it in the previous challenge but I forgot about it. (Places it on the counter) I'm sorry. (Opens the jar) I'll just dispose of it.
Amy: (Unknowingly grabs the jar) Next, you pour the milk into the bowl. (Rodney gasps as she unknowingly pours the pee into the bowl) Then you add the melted chocolate into the bowl and then stir it. (Sniffs) Brick, will you STOP pissing yourself?!
Brick: Huh? It wasn't me this time I swear!
Amy: Don't lie to me. Anyways, after that, you put the cake into the oven for ten minutes and-
Rodney: (Mumbles to himself while Amy is talking) Oh no no no no no! Oh no! No no no no! Noooooo! Oh nooooo!
Amy: WILL YOU STOP MUMBLING?!
Rodney: Oh, uh, sorry Amy! (Smiles sheepishly. Amy walks away)
Zoey: Alright, I think this steak is almost ready! Let's put it in the oven and see how it turns out!
(Cuts back to the Bass side with Dawn and Scott preparing the dessert)
Chris: You guys have 5 minutes left! So make it snappy!
Dawn: Scott, please hand me the whisk.
Scott: No- Hey! I got it! Lemm-
(The two stop arguing when Molly passes them, she goes to Shawn's station)
Molly: Hey guys, I just wanted to say I'm sorry I got angry earlier. I just don't wanna lose again.
Shawn: It's alright Molly. I understand how you feel, but that just came… out of nowhere.
Molly: Well, it happens sometimes. And I hope you guys don't take it personally.
Ella: Don't worry Molly! We won't let you down!
Molly: Uh, thanks Ella.
Shawn: Also, we're almost finished with our meal!
Molly: Oh, good! Well finish up and get ready to serve! This challenge is ours yet again!
Sugar: And after we're done, we're gonna chow down on this food till our bellies pop!
Molly: No, we'll be serving it to Chris.
Sugar: Aw, come on! I've been waiting to eat this all day now! (Pouts)
(Cuts to the gophers side with all the food ready. There is Clam Chowder in a Bread Bowl, Salisbury Steak with Onion Gravy and Molten Chocolate Lava Cake on the counter.. It looks scrumptious and delicious. The gophers look delighted at their work)
Amy: Awesome! We are SO gonna win this challenge!
Sam: (Chuckles) This food is to die for!
Jasmine: Victory is ours!
Brick: Mission accomplished!
Cameron: It's been a while since we've won a challenge, so winning again is going to be GREAT!
Zoey: You said it Cam!
Amy: (Sniffs again) Seriously why does it smell like pee?
(Everyone looks at Brick awkwardly)
Brick: Hey, don't look at me, I've been learning to control my bladder issues.
Amy: Eh, it's probably just Samey's awful B.O.
(Sammy growls)
(Confessional: Chris)
Chris: Three…two…one…
(Confessional Ends)
Sammy: Shut up Amy!
Amy: EXCUSE me?! Don't talk back to me AGAIN! First you slack off during the challenge, and now THIS?! No wonder you're not a team player!
Sky: Please break it up, you two!
Sammy: Well, I didn't mean to be on my break for too long! And I ALWAYS try to be a team player! You're just trying to make me look bad in front of everyone to get me eliminated! Honestly, I'm not the reason we keep losing challenges, YOU ARE!
(Amy gasps. She then growls as loud as she can. Suddenly, she picks up a bowl full of melted chocolate and throws it at Sammy. She immediately ducks and hits Jasmine in the face. Jasmine then growls and throws the bowl back into Amy's face. She ducks and it hits Cameron. Suddenly all the gophers break into a food fight and start throwing food and ingredients at each other)
Sam: Food fight! (Throws clam shells at everyone)
Brick: Everyone take cover! (Jumps behind the counter and takes cover)
(Everyone starts throwing food and ingredients at each other. Rodney gets hit in the face by a bowl of sugar, Sky gets hit in the face with a bowl of cut onions. Jasmine gets hit in the face with a bowl of melted butter)
Vito: Ayo, are we fightin'? Count me in! (Picks up the clam chowder)
Zoey: Mike, no! We're supposed to serve that to-
(Vito throws the clam chowder and it hits Sam in the face while the bread knocks Brick out)
Sam: Am I done all my lives?
(He passes out on the floor. Rodney frantically runs up behind Cameron and hits him in the head with the steak knocking him out. He is then hit in the face with the gravy boat covering his face in hot gravy)
Rodney: OW! OW! IT BURNS!
Amy: OUR MEAL! IT'S RUINED! WAY TO GO SAMEY! (Gets hit in the face with a carton of milk)
Zoey: Mike, help me out!
(Vito gasps and turns back into Mike)
Mike: Zoey? (Runs off) I'm coming! (Gets hit in the face with a bowl of flower causing him to have flour in his face and cough)
(Cuts back to the Bass side with their meal prepared. There is Curry Ramen, Salmon Sushi Rolls and Purin on the table. The bass look delighted at their work)
Ella: Oh, how wonderful this looks!
Leonard: Marvelous!
Shawn: This looks like something out of a commercial.
Molly: Yeah… a commercial. But shouldn't there be A LOT of food here then?
Jo: Who cares about that? We're gonna win again!
Sugar: Oh man, I can't wait to chow down on this! I've been waiting all summer for this! (Gets ready to chow down) COME TO MAMA!
Jo: STOP! This is for Chris! Not you rap slob!
Sugar: Oh, alright!
Chris: Attention teams! It's time to serve! Killer Bass! You're up first!
Molly: Alright guys! Grab a tray and get ready to serve!
(Shawn picks up the Ramen, Scott picks up the sushi rolls and Sugar picks up the Purin. Sugar then secretly walks off with her tray while whistling innocently)
Molly: Alright then! Victory here we come!
(Everyone walks out of the kitchen while holding their trays. Scott then smirks and tosses his tray)
Scott: Whoops! Butter fingers.
(The sushi rolls go flying)
Molly: (Gasps and jumps in the air to catch the falling tray) NooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO! (She lands on the floor with her arms out and the tray lands on her hands and all the sushi rolls, one by one, land on the tray) Phew! (Stands up and hands the tray to Ella) Here Ella, maybe YOU should deliver the sushi rolls.
Ella: Why certainly! (Walks out of the kitchen)
Molly: And Dawn, may I talk with you outside for a minute?
Dawn: Hm? Of course.
(Molly and Dawn walk out of the kitchen and out of the main lodge. The scene then cuts to outside the main lodge)
Molly: Okay, this has gone on long enough. I can't deal with this anymore. He NEEDS to be exposed NOW or things will just get worse!
Dawn: But-
Molly: Hey, don't worry about what he does to you. As long as he's exposed, we don't have to worry about losing again.
Dawn: Oh, alright then. I'll do it.
Molly: Good. Now let's go back in. Chris will be wondering where we're at.
(Molly and Dawn walk back into the mess hall. The scene cuts to the main lodge with Chris sitting at a table with a cloth on it. All the bass are standing next to the table with their meals in their hands)
Chris: Okay, Killer Bass, what have you prepared for me today?
Molly: Well first off, we prepared for you a nice bowl of Curry Ramen. (Shawn places the bowl of Ramen in front of Chris) Courtesy of our friends Shawn, the zombie slayer and… ugh… Jo.
(Jo glares at Molly. Chris then takes a bite out of the Ramen…
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He smiles which means he enjoyed it)
Chris: This is wonderful! Seven points! Now! Now bring on the next meal!
Ella: (Places a plate with the sushi rolls on it in front of Chris) I present to… a lovely plate of sushi rolls made by me, Leonard and my greatest friend of all time, Sugar!
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He then shrugs)
Chris: Eh… they're alright. They taste a little dirty though. Five points. Which makes 12 points in total.
Molly: (To herself) Must've got some dirt on it after Scott tossed it.
Chris: It's time for dessert!
Shawn: (Looks around) Where's Sugar with the dessert?
(Chris impatiently taps his fingers on the table)
Molly: Um… (Smiles nervously) Be right back! (She runs off back to the kitchen. She then enters the kitchen and gasps when she saw Sugar eating all of the pudding)
Molly: NOOOOOO! SUGAR! We were supposed to serve that to Chris!
Sugar: (Wipes her face with her hand) What? I couldn't help myself! Plus I've been waiting WEEKS to eat real food! Plus there's ONE tiny piece left. (Points to the medium sized crumb on the plate) So I didn't eat ALL of it!
Molly: (Sighs) Just serve it already. (Sugar walks off with the plate in her hand. Molly follows her) We are so gonna lose now.
(Cuts back to the main lodge with Sugar placing the plate with the crumb on it in front of Chris)
Chris: Yeah… This looks like it's uh… Been eaten!
Molly: (Sighs) It was SUPPOSED to be the Japanese pudding, Purin, but Sugar couldn't control herself (turns over to the girl in question) could she?
(Everyone on the bass (Except for Leonard and Ella) glare at Sugar)
Sugar: What? I was hungry! Plus there's…one…little…piece…left?
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Chris: You know, not bad. 2 points! (Everyone in the bass groans except for Ella who claps and cheers)
Dawn: I don't think that was good timing.
Chris: So the Bass' total is 14 points! How will the gophers respond? (Looks around) Um… Where are the gophers? (Chris walks up to the entrance of the gophers' kitchen) Hello? (Peeks inside the kitchen) Anybody in the-
(Suddenly, a piece of clam chowder flies out of the kitchen. Chris dodges it and it hits Scott in the face. Chris walks into the kitchen and gasps as he sees all the gophers in a food fight throwing food and ingredients at each other. Chris then clenches his fists angrily and calls out)
Chris: CHEF!
(Chef runs into the kitchen and gasps as he sees all of the gophers in a food fight. Chris then walks out of the kitchen)
Chef: EVERYBODY STOP!
(The gophers stop fighting)
Chef: My kitchen! (Tears up) My beautiful kitchen! You punks are gonna PAY BIG TIME! (Walks out of the kitchen)
Brick: Um… Sir yes sir? (Smiles sheepishly)
Chef: I don't think you wanna start with me.
Sam: So, um, what do we do?
Cameron: Well, we don't have anything to serve since our meal got caught in the crossfire.
Amy: Well, we can all thank SAMEY for that.
Sammy: What? How did I cause this? YOU were the one who STARTED the food fight!
Amy: Well YOU were the one who MADE me start it!
Sammy: Well you shouldn't have started it either way!
Sky: Girls! Please stop! (Sighs) We'll have to serve what's left of our meal.
Brick: Are you sure that's gonna work Sky?
Sky: Well we have no choice!
(The gophers all look at each other. The scene cuts to the gophers covered in sauce, milk, batter, melted chocolate and other types of ingredients and food, standing at the table with Chris. Rodney then places his tiki doll onto the table)
Rodney: Hold up! I'm gonna go check if anything survived! (Runs off back into the kitchen)
Chris: Alright gopherinos, what have you "prepared" for me today?
Brick: Well… um… We first prepared uh… some clam chowder in a bread bowl. But how does a bread bowl covered in clam chowder sauce sound?
(Places the destroyed bread bowl with clam chowder sauce covered in it. Chris takes a bite out of it.
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Chris: I mean… the bread itself is alright, but the sauce? Bleck. Three points.
Zoey: Um… next we have uh… Salisbury Steak with… onion gravy? (Places the plate with the dirty piece of steak on it. Chris takes a bite out of the steak.
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Chris spits it out)
Chris: That was terrible! And it tasted like wet grass!
Cameron: I guess somebody accidentally stepped on it when we were having our food fight?
Chris: Two points! You guys have a total of five points. If you could prepare at least ONE decent meal and get all ten points then you could STILL possibly win, which I doubt it.
Brick: So, what now soldiers?
Amy: Why don't you ask SAMEY? SHE'S the reason we're in this mess in the first-
Mike: Guys! (Runs out of the kitchen holding the molten chocolate lava cake) The cake survived! We're good!
(The cake shines in the light. All the gophers cheer in delight while Rodney gasps in horror)
Jo: Welp, we've lost.
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: Oh man, the only thing that survives was the one thing I was hoping to not survive. I hope Chris doesn't notice this.
(Confessional Ends)
(Rodney nervously places the cake in front of Chris. Chris then sniffs)
Chris: (Covers his nose) Pee-you! What is that smell? (Shrugs) Nevermind.
(Chris takes a bite out of the cake. The gophers are all hopeful…
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Chris: This tastes… odd. Like VERY funky tasting.
Sky: So… is it good or bad?
Chris: I mean it just gave me the WORST aftertaste possible.
Gophers: Huh?
Rodney: I'll explain guys! (Nervously) Well… You see Chris… The thing is… Well… The cake has ONE ingredient that shouldn't have been in there.
Chris: What do you mean, "one ingredient that shouldn't have been in there". What's the ingredient?
Rodney: (Sweating like crazy) Well… You see… The ingredient is… Uh… Well it's… It is…
Amy: Oh just TELL US already!
Rodney: IT'S MY PEE!
(Everyone gasps and goes dead silent. Chris then goes wide eyed and his face turns green. He then throws up all over the place)
Chris: ZERO POINTS! (Throws up again) With Fourteen to Five points… (Throws up again) The Killer Bass win again. (Throws up again)
(The Bass all cheer (Except for Scott))
Ella: Yay!
Shawn: Way to go guys!
Jo: Oh yeah!
Dawn: How wonderful!
Leonard: Marvelous!
Sugar: YEE-HAW!
Molly: That's what I'm talking about!
(Confessional: Scott)
Scott: (Growls to himself) How am I supposed to vote off my teammates if we never LOSE?!
(End Confessional)
Chris: (Turns to the gophers) Screaming Gophers, I'll see your sorry butts at the bonfire tonight. Be prepared to vote someone off.
Amy: GREAT! THAT'S JUST GREAT! Why do we keep LOSING people?
Zoey: Woah, woah! Take it easy!
Amy: YOU SHUT UP, WEIRD INDIE CHICK! (Walks over to Chris and notices the tiki doll) And what is THIS?! I didn't approve of this!
Rodney: I uh… I got it for you as a gift but… after you turned me down I was gonna give it to Zoey but…
Amy: Where did you find this?
Rodney: From the other island…?
Amy: What?!
(The rest of the Gophers): What?!
Cameron: He can't be serious!
Chris: You mean Boney Island? The deadliest island in Muskoka? The one I specifically said not to take anything from or you'll be cursed?
Rodney: When did you say that again?
Chris: I explained that to you guys BEFORE you set off to that island! Where were you when I was explaining that to you?
Rodney: Uh… The bathroom? I'm sorry! I'll put it back!
Amy: You BETTER before I beat the shit out of you big boy!
(Rodney gulps and runs off. Molly then walks up to Chris)
Molly: Um, Chris? What is our reward?
Chris: Huh? Oh, right. As promised, the winners will be enjoying a reward tonight. A five-star dinner under the stars.
(The Killer Bass all cheer)
Sugar: Aw shoot. I wish I was smart before I ate the pudding.
Scott: Since when were YOU smart to begin with?
(Cuts to the gophers cabin with all the gophers sitting outside deciding who they're gonna vote off. Mike has his shirt back on)
Sammy: Alright guys, Amy HAS to go. You all saw how bossy she was today.
Jasmine: I have to agree with her. She almost pushed us over the edge!
Mike: Yeah, but Rodney costed us the challenge. Plus he cursed us with that tiki doll thing!
Zoey: I agree with Mike. I'm sorry but I'm voting for him.
Jasmine: Come to think of it, he was making weird moves on me when we first arrived. But then again, Amy is too mean and too bossy. So I can't decide.
(Rodney walks up to them)
Rodney: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Amy: (Walks out of the cabin) Rodney, what did you mean by, you got that tiki doll for me? Were you trying to date me AGAIN?
Zoey: Yeah and what was with you trying to impress me during today's challenge?
Jasmine: And why did you talk to me so weirdly when we first arrived here?
Rodney: (Sighs sadly) Alright. I'll confess. (Takes a deep breath) Amy, Jasmine, Zoey, and Scarlett too if you're watching. I was in love with you guys! (All the girls gasp) I just don't know why, but everytime I meet a girl I end up having feelings for them and sometimes we never actually speak, but it's… it's true love and I have many girls back at home but.. I just can't control myself! I'm sorry.
Amy: So basically… you're some sort of creep?
Sky: That's not how that works, Rodney.
Jasmine: You're head in the gutter mate, if a girl ain't interested she ain't interested, end of story.
Rodney: I know and I'm really sorry! It's just a problem that I have! Look, I'll make it up to you girls!
Sky: Look it's late, I'm going back to bed, good evening guys.
Zoey: Come on guys. Don't be too harsh on him. He said he can't control himself and-
Amy: Just stay out of this!
Chris (On loudspeaker): Attention campers! It's elimination time! Hope you're hungry for marshmallows!
Amy: (Glares at Rodney) See you there.
(Everyone walks off except for Rodney who sighs sadly)
(Confessional: Rodney)
Rodney: What have I done? I've broken the hearts of many girls and embarrassed myself on national TV! Now one of my swell teammates is gonna get voted off! I wonder who?
(Confessional Ends)
(Cuts to the bonfire ceremony. The gophers are all sitting around the campfire. Chris is holding a platter with 9 marshmallows on it)
Chris: Now THAT was disgusting. I don't even wanna talk about it. Anyways, I've got ten Gophers sitting in front of me tonight. But only nine fluffy bits of sweet safety in my hands. So good luck. When I call your name, come up and get your marshmallow. (Places the platter down on an empty seat) Jasmine. (Jasmine walks up and claims her marshmallow) Mike. (Mike walks up and claims his marshmallow) Brick. Sky. (Brick and Sky walk up and claim their marshmallows) Zoey. (Zoey walks up and claims her marshmallow) Sam. (Sam puts his video game away and walks up and claims his marshmallow) Cameron. (Cameron walks up and claims his marshmallow) Samey. (Sammy walks up and claims her marshmallow. Amy glares at her) Amy, Rodney. It's down to you. Whoever doesn't get this last marshmallow must immediately walk The Dock of Shame and leave on the Boat of Losers. Forever. (Rodney looks scared while Amy glares) The final marshmallow goes to…
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Amy: (Smiles) You heard him. Dock of shame. That way. The way you took that doll from the island and hit on all the girls was just pretty dumb of you, it's just logic.
Rodney: (Sighs and Stands up) I'm not surprised I'm the one going home tonight. I've done some things.
Chris: Well neither am I since you made me eat your URINE, Rodney.
Rodney: (Walks away sadly but stops) Wait! (Turns to the girls) I just wanna say that I'm sorry, and I'll try my best to control myself when I'm around women from now on.
Jasmine: I sure hope so.
Zoey: I hope you change for the better!
Rodney: It won't be easy. But I'll try! No matter how gorgeous and (Dreamily) sweet and beautiful and… (Realizes what he just said) Shoot! I'm doing it again! (Groans) What I mean to say is that I'll try… No wait… I can try to and… Do dates and… Uh-oh! Not again! Yeah!
(Chef grabs Rodney's army and drags him down the Dock of Shame)
Sky: Yeah… he's got a long way to go.
FAREWELL RODNEY
Chris: That's it for tonight! And you might wanna burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes.
Jasmine: Cool. Will Chef give us some sage?
Chris: Nope. So good luck with that.
(Cuts to the cabins. Shawn walks up to Jasmine who glares at him)
Shawn: Jasmine PLEASE will you just let me talk to you?
Jasmine: Whatever it is, I don't care. Now stay away from me.
Shawn: But Jasmine! I just want to say I'm sorry for hitting you!
Jasmine: You are?
Shawn: Yes. I was just scared that you were a zombie! That's all! Please, forgive me.
(Jasmine stares at Shawn with a confused look, before turning into pessimism.)
Jasmine: So you hit me because you were in your little fantasy world? That's inexcusable. Now just stay away from me. (Walks away)
(Shawn sighs sadly)
(Confessional: Shawn)
Shawn: Oh, what have I done? I really messed up big time. I just wish I knew who was the one pulling the strings.
(Confessional: Jasmine)
Jasmine: Okay, I might have been a little harsh on Shawn lately, but I'm still mad that my feelings got in the way of the game! Plus hitting me because he thought I was a zombie? That was just ridiculous. I ain't buying it for a second.
(Confessional Ends)
(Shawn sadly walks to his cabin and notices Molly talking)
Molly: Guys! I have an announcement to make!
(Everyone in the Killer Bass walk up to Molly)
Scott: This better be important.
Molly: You all are wondering why we lost challenges four times in a row, well Dawn has the reason why!
Dawn: Molly, now isn't the time!
Molly: Just tell them already.
Scott: We know, we keep bickering with each other and we should stop.
Molly: No, it's not that. Please tell them already Dawn.
(Dawn nervously looks at the bass who all stare at her…
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Dawn: SCOTT HAS BEEN SABOTAGING US! (Everyone gasps)
Jo: (Glares at Scott) Is this true? YOU'VE been getting in the way of MY chances of winning?
Shawn: Don't you mean OUR chances of winning?
Ella: How could you Scott? That isn't very nice!
Scott: Me? A sabotager? As if. These two are just making excuses to save DAWN's sabotaging butt.
Molly: Okay, then how do you explain… (Pulls out Scott's chart) THIS?! (All the Bass gasp) EVERY member of our team is on here except for you! Care to explain why?
Scott: Wait a minute, how did you even get my chart? (Scott immediately covers his mouth in realization)
Jo: That's YOUR chart?
Molly: Ah-ha! You just admitted that this is yours! See everyone? He's been behind our past losing streak the whole time and-
Dawn: That's enough Molly!
Leonard: (Turns to Scott) Man, what a disappointment of a brawler you are.
Scott: Wait what?
Sugar: (Angrily walks up to Scott and shakes him violently) HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH US! (Stops shaking him)
Jo: Hold on, (Turns to Dawn) Did you know about this?
Dawn: (Sighs) Yes. (Everyone gasps) He's been doing this since the camping challenge! I wanted to expose him sooner or later but I was scared he would do something to me! (Lowers her head sadly) I apologize for this.
Ella: I forgive you Dawn!
Leonard: Me too!
Shawn: Sorry we thought you were sabotaging us. Now we CLEARLY know who the REAL mastermind is!
Jo: (Yawns) Let's just go to bed already. This is too tiring for me.
(Everyone except for Scott, Dawn and Molly walk into their cabins. Scott angrily walks up to Dawn and Molly)
Scott: You two are gonna pay for this. Especially YOU. (Angrily points to Dawn. He then walks into his cabin)
(The camera pans over to Amy who just witnessed all of this glaring at them)
(Confessional: Amy)
Amy: (Growls) Guess it's up to ME to sabotage the other team now.
(Confessional Ends)
(EPISODE ENDS)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Sorry if this took a while. Been distracted by college.. This is probably my most unique chapter yet since I'm done re-usinge lines from canon. Also, Scott has finally been exposed. However, he's NOT gonna go home next. He's gonna stick around for awhile. Also, Rodney's gone. Originally, the girls were supposed to be much harsher to him when he confesses, but my friend didn't wanna demonitize anyone. So yeah, the Gophers' curse is now gone so what will happen next? Stick around and find out!
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VOTES:
Votes for Rodney: Cameron, Mike, Sam, Sky, Zoey
Votes for Amy: Brick, Jasmine, Sammy
Votes for Sammy: Amy, Rodney
CURRENT STANDINGS:
28th. Max
27th. Staci
26th. Scarlett
25th. B
24th. Beardo
23rd. Lightning
22nd. Anne Maria
21st. Dakota
20th. Topher
19th. Dave
18th. Rodney
CURRENT TEAMS:
Screaming Gophers: Amy, Brick, Cameron, Jasmine, Mike, Sam, Sammy, Sky
Killer Bass: Dawn, Ella, Jo, Leonard, Molly, Scott, Shawn, Sugar