After Ron's shower Harry was waiting for him in the Great Hall, "Hey Ron what took you so long?"

"I have to clean myself real good."

"For 5 hours?"

"What? At least that was less hours I had spent at home."

"Let me guess 6 hours."

"No, 10 hours."

"Yeah right, that many hours you would look like a prune with red hair, and let's go look for Hermione." and they ran off to the library.

At the library Hermione was looking at some books when Draco came by. 'Why would Draco be interested in books, his brain is smaller than Ron's, or maybe he's... up to something." Draco was waiting for someone at the door in the library when suddenly, "BAM!" Harry and Ron swung the door and knocked Draco out of his shoes.

"Cool." said Harry and Ron. "That was the coolest thing I'd every saw in Hogwarts."

"You, you, you." and Draco start crying, "I'm telling my Daddy." and ran off.

"Um... we didn't do anything." said Harry and Ron.

"Aw man, no TV for a year." cried Ron.

"Your an idiot, we never had a TV." exclaimed Harry.

"You're both idiots, you came rushing in the library and," Hermione started laughing, "and... you... hit Draco and he started flying."

"Yeah that was funny." said Harry.

And the group started laughing, and then Snape came up. "You two! I was looking for you guys, you bouncing little rats!"

"Time to go." Harry said, but Ron kept on whimpering. "Oh well, your funeral." and Harry race off.

"Now I got you little red haired rat!" shouted Snape.

Then Ron screamed to the top of his lungs and ran away.

"Ow! My ears! I didn't know that boys could scream that loud." Snape said.

"Well he might be a girl." Hermione said.

With Harry he is in his common room and sat on a chair to catch his breath and saw Neville. "Hey Neville can you give me a glass of water."

"Would you like fries with that?"

"No, just water."

"But no fries is no good."

'No wonder he's so fat.' thought Harry. "I don't care about the fries I just want water!"

"Well you'll regret it."

After Harry's glass of water Harry said," Hey Neville can you pass me that pillow."

"Would you like fries with that?"

Mean while with Ron he is at the Great Hall eating some Bertie Bott's Every flavored jelly beans and he mistakenly ate a poop favored instead of a chocolate flavored jelly bean, but he didn't noticed it. Then Hermione found him and Ron said,"Yum, there is this brown jelly bean that didn't taste like chocolate."

"Did you know your eating poop flavor?" Then Ron threw up and barfed last week's meals.

"Aw man now my mouths needs a shower." When they walked to the common room, they saw Harry kicking Neville on the ground.

"You fat boy, you should work at McDonald's!" shouted Harry.

"Hey Harry what are you doing!" shouted Ron.

"What does it look like I'm doing?"

"Um... Let me think... I don't know."

"Well don't think to hard, it will smash that little pea brain of yours."

And Harry finally stopped kicking Neville for a few minutes.

"Ow."

"Oh well let's leave him here."

And they walked out of the common room.