When they walked out of the common room, Hermione was shouting "Why did you kick Neville on the floor, you could have been expelled!"

"He was so annoying! Would you like fries with that, Would you like fries with that, WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT!" and Harry started to pant.

"Whoa, easy there cowboy." said Ron.

"I'm not a cowboy idiot."

At dinner in the Great Hall, the group saw Neville. "Come on, apologize Harry." whispered Hermione.

"Hey Neville, um... sorry about that kicking."

"What kicking? I just realize that I woke up on the floor in the common room and my chest started hurting."

"Neville get out your Rememberall." Hermione said, and when Neville held it the ball turned red. "Wow, his brain is smaller than mine." Ron said.

"Um... Don't ever speak of this ok Neville?" Harry said.

"Um... ok."

"O-K, now everything is settled let's pig out." Ron said.

The next morning, the group was walking around killing time, when they suddenly heard a scream. "Wh-wh-wha-what was that." whimpered Ron.

"A scream you moron." said Harry.

"I know that I'm no moron, but whose scream was that."

"I don't know, let's check it out." said Hermione.

'Oh no, I knew it. There is a freaky adventure.' Harry thought. When they reach the place where the scream was, there was a student in a corner shaking and staring at a black teddy bear next to a doll.

"What, are you afraid of a black bear? It's not going to rip you apart." Harry said.

Then the black teddy bear stood up and ripped the doll tearing it to pieces, and sat down.

"What happened?" Ron said.

"The bear ripped the doll apart and sat down, use your two eyes idiot." said Hermione.

"What this cute tiny weeny cutie-pie?"

"Yep he is a girl." Hermione said.

Then Ron walked to the bear and was about to pick it up.

"I can't watch." Harry and Hermione said together.

Then Ron had the bear in his hands.

"I can't believe my own four-eyes." Harry said.

"Look he's harmless." Ron said, and he put it down and the bear roared like a lion. Ron ran behind Harry and started shivering.

"Aw man, this is 'Harry Potter and the Black Teddy Bear of Doom'" Harry said. "Looks like it's the end here."

"We have a way out idiot." Hermione said.

"Oh yeah, it's running time." and they sprinted off.

"Hey," Harry started panting, "don't you feel sorry about the kid we left behind."

"What kid?" Ron said.

"The kid in the corner."

"I never saw a kid in a... Oh yeah the kid."

"Shouldn't we go help him?" Hermione said.

"Now let's go back."

"Aw man."

When the reached the place where the kid and the teddy bear was they where gone.

"Let's go and tell the new Groovy Dumbledore what has happened." Hermione said.

"Who that?" Ron said.

"He's new Dumbledore."

"Cool we have a Groovy Dumbledore! Let's go Disco man."

"Shut up, we have more important stuff than Disco." Hermione said.

"Aw man, I never have any fun around here."

They talked to Dumbledore about the black teddy bear killing people in Hogwarts. Then he started laughing and said, "A black teddy bear killing people in Hogwarts, yeah and soon there will be a pile of dog poop burring students alive." and he walked away.

"You know that the old Dumbledore has solutions for every problem, but this one sucks!" shouted Harry.

"Yep I agree with you." Hermione said.

"What, a black teddy bear is killing people in Hogwarts?! Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THERE WILL BE A PILE OF DOG POOP BURRING STUDENTS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron screamed running around Hogwarts.

"He really needs a chill pill." Harry said.