"What do we do? That useless Dumbledore doesn't listen!" shouted Harry.

"Shut up! I'm trying to think."

"Well you better think faster because we lost Ron."

"Who cares about him he's an idiot."

"Yep that's true."

"We have to find that black bear now or else!"

"Or else what?"

"THAT BEAR WILL TEAR EVERYONE APART IF WE DON'T FIND IT!!!"

"Ooooohhhh yeah I remember."

"Geez I thought you were smart."

After an hour search for the black bear.

"I'm tired I want to go to bed." wined Harry.

"We can't that bear could be anywhere."

"Hey don't you think we should find Ron?"

"I'm here guys."

"Eeep!" squeaked Harry and Hermione.

"HA HA, You guys are little fraidy cats." Ron laughed.

"RRRRROOOOAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!" something behind them shouted.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE BEAR!!!!!" Ron yelled and jumped in Hermione's arms.

"HA HA HA, you guys were scared Ha Ha Ha." laughed Draco.

"Oh it's just Dolly Mal-Fart." said Harry.

"Watch your mouth Harry Potty." Draco said.

"He he, Dolly Mal-Fart and Harry Potty." Ron snickered.

"Ron you weigh like 1 ton."

"Mmmmmmm, wonton." Ron said. Then Hermione dropped Ron. "Ow! That was my good cheek."

"Draco what are you doing here." Harry said.

"I was going to scare you which I did. HA HA HA."

"And where are your fiends I mean friends, um let's see, what are their names? Oh yes, Crap and Garbage were they."

"I don't know I forgot. What do you expect from me, to remember my friends' names?"

"Well you could go now we are on an important mission."

"Oh yeah, what is it you're trying to find."

"We are trying to find a black teddy bear."

"Why, because your dark. Aww the little scaredy baby need his little teddy-weddy." and Draco burst into laughter.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!"

"What was that." Ron squeaked.

They turned around and saw the black bear.

"Run!" shouted Harry.

The three of them ran away until they got they where 10 feet away from the bear.

"Man, I'm tired." Harry panted.

"Me too." Hermione said.

"Me ten." Ron said.

"Hey, where's Draco?" Harry said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" someone screamed.

"Uh oh." the three of them said.

They looked back and saw Draco hugging the bear real hard.

"It's a little teddy bear! How cute!" Draco said.

"Oh my god. That is sooooooooooo scary." Harry said.

"What a sissy." Ron said.

Then they heard a big explosion.

"What was that!" questioned Harry.

"Why! Why! Why!" cried Draco holding the brokened bear.

"Well that solves this problem." Hermione said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" someone screamed.

"Uh oh, there's another problem to solve." Harry said.

"Please don't let it be the pile of dog poop, please don't let it be the pile of dog poop." prayed Ron.

They walk to the where the scream was and saw a hand coming out of the biggest dog poop almost the size of a truck.

"Aw man." whined Ron.