The four of them stood there for about a few seconds, shivering.

"Um, don't you think we should run?" Harry said.

"I'm tired of running! Now let's kill the dog poop! Who's with me!" shouted Ron.

The three of them took a step back.

"Thanks a lot guys. I thought you were my friends." Ron said, "Well, I guess it is up to me to save Hogwarts!" and he ran towards the dog poop and screamed. Then he got swallowed by the poop.

"Nice job Weasley." Draco said.

"Let's run." Harry said.

"Good idea." answered Hermione.

Then the three of them ran as fast as they could away from the dog poop. They ran and saw Dumbledore.

"Do you think we should tell him?" questioned Harry.

"Well, it's worth a try." Said Hermione

Then they ran to Dumbledore.

"DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDORE! THERE'S A GIANT DOG POOP ATTACKING HOGWARTS!" the three of them shouted.

"Jeez, do you think I'm stupid or something. Like how can a giant dog poop be attacking Hog…" and just before Dumbledore finished, he got swallowed by the dog poop.

"Hey what up dog." Ron said to Dumbledore in the dog poop.

"Shut up Weasley." Dumbledore said.

Then the three kids screamed and ran away. They stopped in the library and Hermione ran around the place trying to look at books.

"Hermione now it's not the time to look at romance books." Harry said.

Then Hermione gave the evil look to Harry.

"AHHHHHHHHH! HERMIONE GAVE THE EVIL LOOK AT ME! I'M GOING TO DIE!" then Harry fell to the ground.

"Hermione is soooooo ugly she killed Harry just by looking at him! HA HA HA!" laughed Draco.

"So, you're so ugly to turned medusa into stone!" Hermione said.

"Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh you just got told by a girl, Draco!" The kids in the library said.

"Oh yeah, you're so stupid that, that, um… oh yeah you're so stupid that you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death."

"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh."

"You're so ugly, you made blind kids cry!"

"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh."

Then Draco ran away crying and ran out the door. When he went out the door there was a scream.

"Uh oh… I think Draco got eaten by the dog poop." Hermione said.

Then she went outside and saw Draco standing and also saw Dumbledore and Ron lying on the floor.

"What the heck happened?" Hermione said.

"I think Draco killed the dog poop." Dumbledore said.

"How?" Ron said.

"I bet his face did because it was so ugly." Hermione said, and all of them laughed even Draco.

"HA HA… wait a minute. THAT WAS AN INSULT!" Draco shouted.

"HA HA HA! What an idiot! He didn't even know!" Dumbledore laughed.

Then Draco cried and ran back to his common room.

"What a cry baby." Harry said, suddenly appearing.

"What the heck?! Didn't you faint?" Hermione said.

"Yeah, but I got up when I heard you guys laughing."

"Ok…"

"Today had the most adventure in my life!" Harry said.

"Yeah." Hermione said.

"Yep." Ron said.

"That's right dogs." Dumbledore said.

Then the three kids stared at Dumbledore and he said, "What?"

The next day at Hogwarts, everyone was eating dinner.

"How did the giant dog poop get to Hogwarts?" questioned Ron.

"Beats me, I don't have a clue." Harry said.

"Wait, how did we know it was a dog poop?" Hermione said.

"Well if you remember the Chapter Harry Potter and the Black Teddy Bear of Doom, Dumbledore said that there will be a giant pile of dog poop burying people alive."

"No he said students not people." Neville corrected.

"What the… you weren't even there!" shouted Harry.

"No, but I read the chapter in the library."

"Jeez, now they have everything in the library."

After dinner the group went to their common to rest a bit.

"Hey guys, do you think there will be another cool adventure later on in Hogwarts?" Ron said.

"Don't even talk about it." Harry said.

"Hey I thought you liked adventures because the books are always with your name on it like "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" or "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" or "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" or "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" or "Harry Potter and the…"

"Ok that's enough. Then why don't you make your own books like "Ron Weasley and Stupidity of His Brain" or "Ron Weasley and the Army of Dust Mites" or "Ron Weasley and the Rage of Hunger" how bout that." Harry said.

"That's a good idea! I'll get started on it."

"Oh my god what an idiot."

"Tell me something I don't know" Hermione said.

"Ron didn't take a shower after he swallowed by that dog poop."

"I already knew that."

"Oh."