Author's Note: Stop me if you've heard this one. I don't own Zim or Blink 182. This is a song fic of blink 182's "What's My Age Again" from Zim's point of veiw, because he decides he likes the horrible complexity of Earth better than Irk but he doesn't think he should.
I went to Earth, a horrible planet
I wore disguise, I'm not sure I looked right
I started making plans, I was never suspected
But then GIR turned on the TV
And that's about the time I decided to stay.
No irken likes you when you're short and green
But I'm still more amused by Scary Monkey Show
What the Irk is wrong with me?
Irkens say I have a mission
What's my mission again?
What's my mission again?
Then later on, away from home
I met a Dib, knew I was Irken
I guess I was careless, and now I'm being chased
Irkens look down on the TV
And that's about the time Tallest hung up on me
No Irken likes you when you're short and green
And I'm still more amused by dumb humans
What the Irk is FBI?
I never will destroy this place
What's my mission again?
What's my mission again?
And that's about the time I decided to stay
No Irken likes you when you're short and green
And you still act like you're on Devastis
What the Irk is wrong with me?
Irkens say I have a mission
What's my mission again?
What's my mission again?
And that's about the time I decided to stay
I shouldn't take myself so humanly
With missions ahead to fall in line
Why would you push that on me?
I never will destroy this place
What's my mission again?
What's my mission again?
What's my mission again?