Chapter 5

Slap, Sniff, Boo

Miroku edged closer to Kagome and spoke to her in a sly, hitting on kind of way.

"Hey Kagome…well you know how you said us being alone on an island," he smiled "and no one knows we're here, well…"

He reached for her butt.

"MIROKU!" she screamed so loud it could have been here clear across the island. Then there was the additional slap.

Miroku stood there arms crossed, mumbling to himself as his cheek burned from slapage.

"I didn't mean what you thought I was inquiring."

"Yah right Miroku." She added bitterly.

Suddenly a figure leaped from the trees at Miroku. He casually stepped aside and the person slammed into the ground. Kagome ran over and started hitting it on the head with a coconut.

"Take that! And that!"

"Kagome stop!" ordered Miroku.

She looked down, and there lay Inuyasha with swirl eyes and Titanic ships circling his head like stars.

"Oppsie." She dropped the coconut.

"What did you do that for?" Inuyasha blurted out while clutching his head.

"Why I was only- hey wait, answer my question first. Why were you going to attack Miroku?"

"Why when I heard the scream and that slap, I knew it was you two right away."

Later that night Miroku, Kagome, and Inuyasha caught fish and cooked it on a tiny fire.

"This is good!" murmured Kagome "Needs a little basil though, or maybe…" she looked at Miroku "a bit of salt."

"Yeah whatever, it's not as good as Ramon. Got any Kagome?" commented Inuyasha hungrily.

"NO! We're on a deserted island and you expect me to have Ramon?!"

"Kagome be quiet."

"No Inuyasha I will not be quiet, I'm a little busy yelling at you!"

"Kagome…"

"What?!"

"Be quiet."

She opened her mouth to yell back at him but he leaned over and…….stuffed fish in her mouth.

"I said be quiet!"

Inuyasha heard a rustle. Miroku had already stood up. They approached the trees quietly.

"HI!"

They jumped back in surprise, tripped, and fell over. Shippo popped his head out from behind the tree, Sango followed.

"Shippo! Sango!" yelled Kagome gleefully as she ran up and hugged them. "How did you get here?"

Shippo pointed to his cute little nose.

"I could smell the fish!"

"Yup," Sango patted his head "He sniffed you all out."

Around their campfire

"You met Kikyo? Wow, that's a surprise!" commented Sango. "And you two met salt hating pirates?"

Kagome and Miroku nodded.

"Shippo and I-" she looked down at Shippo who was full of yummy fish and curled up between herself and Kagome.

Suddenly the ground began to tremble and Shippo woke up with a start.

"W-what's going on?"

"I believe from the pulses underneath the earth gravitational surface-" rambled Miroku. " IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE!"

They scrambled around like chickens with their heads cut off and then out of no-where, a giant turtle head emerged from the water. He shook his back and shell making the whole island quake. Then the island slid right off its shell and the whole west side of the island was engulfed with water. (Including Kikyo's summer home!) Now the island was doing the Titanic! Day-sha-vu! Eventually the island was lost in the depths and they were all floating in the water. Shippo suddenly called out and pointed to a floating object in the distance.

"Look! It's Kikyo!"

"DAMN YOU INUYASHA!"

"OK," Miroku looked around. "Where are those pirates when you need them?"

THE END!