DIS: Welcome everyone back to my Halloween fic! As you all know (or do you?) this will not be just humor! It will be mixed with horror too! But don't worry, that doesn't happen till chapter 3 or 4!
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DIS: (coughs nervously) Right, um, thank you all for reviewing! I know it's been a long time since I've made a good humor fic. ( ) In fact, this one would be even better if it were in script form (curses). Ahem, right! Enjoy!
Note: Thanks to KawaiiLil-InuGurl for the idea of Isis' costume!
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Chapter Two, Are you sure about that...?
Anzu coughed as she stared at Isis' costume.
"Uh...Isis?"
"(smile) Yes?"
"Are you...sure you want...to be that?" Isis blinked.
"What do you mean? Being a nun is very educational!"
"A nun with a hand gun? (o.O)"
"Oh Anzu, you're so queer." Isis said, pressing a finger to her cheek.
"(-.-) Call me that again and you'll regret it horribly."
"(O.O) You sounded way too much like Marik right then. (smile) I think you two would be an adorable couple!"
"Ew! Yeah, in his dreams!"
"(o.o) Uh...Anzu?"
"No, there's no way I like broccoli!"
"(O.O'''') What are you talking about?!"
"DAMMIT ISIS, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE BROCCOLI, IT'S NASTY!"
"(OO)"
"Actually, what's broccoli?"dead silence
"Anzu, are you...uh, high?"
"OH SURE, MISTAKE ME FOR BAKURA!" Anzu stormed off. Isis looked at her handgun as though it would help her. She started to pet it.
"It's ok, sweetheart, I won't let anyone take you." Isis said and kissed her handgun, then walked into the kitchen. "let's get us something to eat, shall we?"
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"Hey Marik!" Malik said, storming in. Marik raised an eyebrow, turning.
"What?"
"I went for a physical today. Guess what they found?"
"What?"
"SOMEONE PAINTED MY TOENAILS PINK!"
"(smirk) Let me see the face you made!"
"SCREW OFF!" Malik stormed upstairs to get the nail polish off his toenails while Marik laughed his ass off.
The next day...
Malik unscrewed the salt container and shook all the pops up and when he heard Marik coming downstairs, he sat down quickly. Marik came down, yawning. He took the salt and saw his eggs. He dipped the container down and all the salt poured everywhere. He snickered and when Marik opened a pop—
GOOSH!
"RADAMMIT, MALIK!" Malik laughed at him and being the idiot he was, took a pop out and—
GOOSH!
"Dammit." Malik mumbled, seeing that his plan backfired.
"OK, WHO TOUCHED FLUFFY?!" Isis said, coming downstairs.
"Who the fuck is Fluffy?" Marik asked.
"Her!" She pointed at her handgun. The two blondes glanced at each other.
"Wasn't me." They both said at once.
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Ryou came in, sighing. Bakura was drinking some coffee.
"Do you think I'm funny?" Ryou asked.
"Hahahahahaha!" Ryou glared at Bakura. "Oh, you were serious?" Bakura said, blinking.
"Apparently."
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Anzu came in, listening to Isis talk about how someone molested "Fluffy".
"...She's scarred for life." Isis said, hugging Fluffy.
"(o.O)" Anzu stared at her like her friend was insane. Anzu turned and her eyes went wide. Marik tossed Malik on the ceiling fan, snickering like mad.
"Ah" Swing. "Ah." Swing. "Ah" Swing "ah" Anzu came in, her hands behind her back. She slapped Marik across the head.
"Get him down!" She snapped. Marik glared.
"Don't ever slap me again, woman!"
"I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!" Marik's eyes went wide and he sunk down, stopping the fan.
"AUGHH!!" Malik went flying out the window.
"You moron!" Anzu said, smacking him and retrieved him.
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Shizuka went into her brother's room, a scary mask placed on her face.
Tap, tap.
Jou woke up: (O.O)
YAAAHH!!!
"That's what's known as "burying the needle on the wake up meter"." She told Honda and Otogi. They blinked at Jou, who was hanging onto the ceiling fan, shivering like a mad dog.
"(o.O) Apparently." They both muttered.
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Bakura, Malik and Marik were standing, waiting for Isis. They were going to go check for pregnancy on Fluffy. Malik glared at Marik and pulled his pants down.
"HEY!" Malik and Bakura laughed at him, pointing. Marik glared at pulled down Malik's pants. Malik glared at Bakura's laughter, then pulled Bakura's pants down. Anzu and Isis came in, their eyes wide.
"FOR GOD'S SAKES, PULL YOUR PANTS UP!!!" Anzu said, her cheeks flushing red.
"I'm not even going to ask..." Isis mumbled, shaking her head.
At the doctors...
"And you see, Fluffy was molested last night so I think you should check her for pregnancy." Isis explained to the doctor. Isis had the gun pointed at the doctor, who had his arms up.
"P-please don't hurt me, Miss Nun!!" The doctor shouted.
"Oh no, you misunderstand me, I think that Fluffy might be hurt." Isis said, shaking the gun side to side.
"FOR GOD SAKES, I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT, PLEASE!"
"Well, I expect you will!" Isis said, frowning at him. "Now hurry up, buddy." She said, waving the gun again. "I want her checked."
"OK, OK! Who's Fluffy?! YOU?" He turned to Malik. "OR YOU?" He turned to Anzu. "WHO THE HELL IS FLUFFY!"
"She is." Isis said, holding out the gun to him. The doctor was silent.
"That's...Fluffy?" He repeated, gulping.
"(smile) Yep!"
The doctor's jaw dropped and he fainted.
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When they got back, Anzu and Isis went in the kitchen. Isis took out a pop.
"Life is filled with opportunities!" Isis said and shook the pop up and then put it down, placing her hands behind her back innocently. Malik came in and beamed, seeing the pop.
"Ooh! A pop!" He opened it and—
Pssssh!
To Anzu, Isis whispered, "If you know where to look for them."
"WTF? Stupid pop." Malik left, sipping on the pop.
Anzu and Isis snickered behind his back as he left.
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"This is an excellent place to land planet earth." Bakura snickered. He saw a hole in front of the door and rang the doorbell.
"I GOT IT!" Malik said and with the pop in his hand, ran to the door. "AHHHH!" Bakura leaned down and looked at the pop that was emptying on the floor.
"How's the hole, guinea pig?"
"FUCK OFF!" Malik growled at him in fury.
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Next morning...
BRRIING!
Malik jumped out of bed, breathing hard.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
Malik glared at his clock and then a light bulb appeared above his head. The light flickered and Malik glared, flicking it and it lit back up. Malik glanced at his devil costume and grinned evilly. He put the clock in a box, put a stamp on it and put it outside.
1 hour later
The mailman blinked at the box. "Hm?"
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
"O.O) YAAAHHHH!!! IT'S A BOMB!!!!" The mail ran off and Malik came outside, blinking. He looked down at the box.
"Shit!" He pondered, then smirked. He hurried to the post office and dropped it in the drop box.
Somewhere in Egypt...
Shadii picked up the box and pressed his ear to it.Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...tick...
"(O.O'') A BOMB!!" Shadii hurried back and forth and then—
BRRIINNGG!!!
Shadii fainted, thinking himself dead.
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Kaiba sat in hi office, his long fingers typing.
"Hey big brother?"
"What is it, Mokuba?"
"What are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Something evil."
"Oh...Uh, are you thinking of being yourself?"
"I repeat, something evil." Mokuba stared up at him and went in his room.
"Hmm, I need to get a brown wig like big brother's. Maybe Jou will get scared when he sees me. He might think I'm a mini-Seto!" Mokuba smiled creepily and hurried to find a wig. "Or I could cut off all of Seto's hair...Nah!"
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Night...
Marik yawned and went into the kitchen and opened the fridge. "Hmm...The light in refrigerator has burned out." He took the small bulb out. "This dinky thing was never bright enough anyways." Marik went over to the counter and went through countless drawers, before finding what he wanted—A huge lightbulb. "AH HA!" He put it in and left, eating a sandwich.
Later...
Isis came down with Fluffy and yawned.
"A snack should help us sleep a bit." Isis opened the fridge. "( ) MARRRRIIIKK!!!"
"Uh, hehehe." Marik laughed nervously in his bedroom.
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DIS: Well, there's chapter two! Next chapter isn't the last! Hell, I don't even know how long this will be, but I promise that I'll update fast on this! In fact, I'm going to start the next chapter right now! But I won't put it up until like, a day or so since I can't use the computer as much, hehehe. See ya'll!