DIS: I am back with chapter 3! And finally too! Randomness is in this chapter too, mwahahaha!

-

Malik woke up, cracking an eye open. He sighed and snuggled close to his toothbrush (O.o).

BRRIINNGG!!

Malik shot up and grabbed the clock, stomping to the bathroom and throwing it down the toilet.

Bri—blub, blub, blub.

Malik gave a satisfied grin and went downstairs to eat. Isis went in the bathroom and closed the door.

"MALIK!" She suddenly shouted. "THE TOILET'S RINGING, WHAT SHOULD I DO?!"

"Take a message." Malik said snickering.

-

It was night and everyone met up at the Kame Game Shop. Isis as a nun...with a handgun named Fluffy. Malik, as a devil. Marik, as a vampire. Bakura, as, well, a Tomb Robber. Atemu, as a...er...Pharaoh. Mai and Anzu as sexy witches, lol. Ryou as a Change of Heart, which looked like a pretty impressive costume. Shizuka was a princess and Jou was a cat, he also was getting weird looks from people. Honda and Otogi were cross dressers (cough). Yuugi was a pirate. Mokuba was a mini-Seto, snarling at everyone. And Seto really was somethin evil! He was—

Himself.

And let me say this, he is evil!

"Kaiba, ya were suppose ta dress up as somethin' scary!"

"I did, dog."

"As you can see, I'm not a dog! I'm a cat, so HA!" Seto gave him a disturbed look.

"Shut that gay mouth of yours, you insignificant fool!" Someone said from below Jou. Jou growled and looked around.

"OK, who just said dat?!"

"me, you retard!"

"ME WHO?"

"LOOK DOWN, YOU IDIOT!" Jou did and he let out a horrified shriek, jumping into Atemu's arms.

"HOLY SHIT, IT'S A MINI-KAIBA! SAVE ME, ATEMU!!" Jou climbed all over the Pharaoh.

"(-.-)" Atemu threw Jou down and Mokuba aka mini-Kaiba smirked.

"Nice job, mini-Kaiba." Kaiba said, patting Mokuba's head.

"Humph, screw off." Mokuba sneered. Kaiba blinked and crosses his arms.

"Humph, maybe a little too much like me..."

Mai beamed at this and went through her purse.

"IT'S MY HANDY-DANDY—TAMPON!" Mai exclaimed, holding up the tube-like thing.

"Eww!" The males said.

"Yay!" The girls said.

"Mai, do you happen to have a pregnancy test in their?"

"Sure do, hun! IT'S MY HANDY-DANDY—PREGNANCY TEST!" Mai said, shooting out the ol' pregnancy test that she's never had to use. Isis took it and turned to Fluffy.

"Ok, Fluffy. Where would we insert this?" Isis opened a thing on the handle thing and inserted the pregnancy test into the hole thing, turning it on.

Silence...

"OMG! FLUFFY'S PREGNANT! IT'S SHOWING POSITIVE!!!" Isis exclaimed. Malik inched away from everyone, his face getting redder and redder by the moment. It was obvious Malik had done something to Fluffy that he should not have done...

"Malik..." Isis turned to him. He blinked.

"(O.O) Um...WELL I WAS HORNY AT THE MOMENT! I NEEDED SOMETHING TO HUMP!"

"AUUGHH!" Everyone turned their face away from him. They absolutely did not need to know about Malik's sex life...er...solo sex life we should say.

"Uh, can we just go now? I want to get some goddamn candy!" Mokuba snapped at them. Kaiba's jaw dropped at his language.

"MOKUBA!"

"Oh, sorry. I meant, I want to get some Radamn candy!"

"Gee, that made things so much better..." Atemu said sarcastically, but Mokuba didn't get the hint.

"I know, didn't it?"

"Good job, Mokuba." Kaiba said, once again patting the brow wig atop of Mokuba's head.

"Touch me and die." Mokuba said in a tone that was too much like Kaiba's. Kaiba slowly removed his hand from Mokuba's wig.

"He's starting to scare me..." Kaiba said, swallowing.

"Scaring you? HE'S THE SCARING THE HELL OUT OF ME!" Jou said, holding on to Yuugi's head.

"JOU, GET OFF ME!" Yuugi said and shoved him off of him. Marik snickered as Jou looked at Mokuba and gave another shriek of horror. Anzu slapped Marik across the head.

"Stop laughing at people who have disabilities!" Anzu snapped. Marik howled with laughter.

"Gee, thanks Anzu." Jou mumbled, his face going red.

"(smile) No problem." Anzu said as Bakura and Marik laughed. Malik was being punished for raping Fluffy...

-

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!" Mokuba said to the elderly woman, who was, fortunately, deaf.

"Here you go, sonny." She handed him a lot of candy. Mokuba bounced down to the YGO gang, snickering. Bakura, Marik and Malik were proud of the chant they had taught him. Kaiba was too busy laughing at Jou, who was trying to get some candy from a little girl, to bother with Mokuba.

"GIVE IT TO ME, YA LITTLE BRAT!" Jou roared.

"Go get your own!" The little girl kicked him in the shins and stalked over with her little brother.

"OWW!" Jou went into a wailing fit over his shins, holding them in pain. Kaiba laughed at him and Shizuka looked worriedly over at him.

"Oh dear." Shizuka murmured.

"DON'T TOUCH FLUFFY!" Isis snapped at a little boy, who was dressed as a pirate. The little boy showed her his handgun.

"This is Herman."

"Maybe they will mate!" Isis said excitedly. They put their hand guns on the sidewalk and watched them anxiously.

"Er, Isis...Oh forget it." Anzu said, giving up. Atemu stalked over to Shizuka, puffing his chest out.

"My princess, shall we?" Shizuka's cheeks flushed and Jou jumped up.

"HEY! ARE YOU TRYING TO SCORE WITH MY SISTER?"

"Jou, we've been friends forever, why would I do that?" Atemu asked, draping an arm around Shizuka's small waist.

"Uhh..." Jou stood there, waiting.

"GET OUT OF THE WAY, CHICKEN-BOY!" Otogi and Honda said, rolled down the street in their cross-dresser outfits.

"FOR GOD'S SAKES, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!" Jou exclaimed in disgust.

"TOO BAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

-

"I got a lot of candy." Mokuba remarked as they all walked down a dark road. Anzu and Mai looked around them, their pointy hats nearly poking Jou and Ryou in the eye.

"Stupid long cape..." Marik mumbled absent-mindedly, trying to see what was under Anzu and Mai's short skirts. Isis slapped him across the head. "Dammit!" Marik glared at Isis.

"Hey you guys!" Anzu exclaimed, pointing over to a tall black, dark, abandoned house. "Look over there!"

"Cool." Bakura said, smirking. Anzu glared at him.

"Shut up!"

"Let's go check it out." Atemu suggested. "It would be pretty nice to go in it on a dark, Halloween night..."

"I agree with the Pharaoh for once." Malik said, crossing his arms. They all shrugged, but Shizuka, Mai and Anzu were rather reluctant to go along with them. Isis had Fluffy, so if anything came after her, she'd shoot a bullet up their asses!

-

Bakura opened the door, glancing around. He walked in, the rest on the YGO gang following.

"Cough, cough, I wonder when the last was when someone lived here." Yuugi said, waving his hand around, getting dust out of his face. They heard a slam and they all turned around.

"Aw, dammit!" Jou cursed, turning the knob. "It's locked!"

"LOCKED?" They all repeated and looked around the dark house...

-

DIS: See? I told ya that I would put some horror in here! See, during this point I will slowly begin to pair Anzu up with Marik!

Marik: Who cares?

Anzu: (slaps him) You should honored!

Marik: (glares)

DIS: (o.O) Right, well, I must say this Halloween is definitely gonna be better than last years, am I not right? Please review and send in your comments & any ideas if you have some! G'night!